Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

seen this on CL today. You think he would pull the weed before taking the picture??:confused:
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This one is down the road from my work. The pics in the ad are kind of old. Its in worse shape now. The people have been trying to sell it for a long time now.
http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/1199929595.html
This Sale is for ONE Used 19 Foot Sea Ray Boat Hull, With a Dual Axle Galvanized Trailer.

Lost Title, No other parts available, WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET
Comes with a good dual axle Galvanized Trailer

Sold AS-IS
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Jeeze thats not a boat thats a flower pot.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Here's a good one.
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/boa/1207235585.html

In case it gets removed (or sold :D), here's the text:
"Been hanging onto it for a while after buying it from the White Star Line.
She's a real beaut:
-Only used once!!!
-Swimming pool and Turkish bath (both a little over-filled at the moment).
-Hella good grub at the Cafe Parisien
-Five (Count 'em FIVE) hulls.
-Comes in a set of two.
-First, second and third classes make for a lot of variety.
-Was the subject of this one movie but I forget it's title.
-James Cameron (THE James Cameron) is interested in it.

Here's the bad:
-Minor damage.
-A little short on lifeboats at the moment.
-Accumulating a little sea life.
-Hasn't been used in a while.
-3rd class is a downer.
-Not quite as unsinkable as I was told.

All in all, it's a bit of a fixer upper so that's why I'm only asking for $10,000 but I will trade for a Hindenburg."
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I actually replied to the CL ad "outdrive stolen" guy.. Asked him if he'd be willing to part the engine. He told me nope, and that I'd have to take the whole thing. He coulda made a cool $100 from just the mechanical lift unit alone!
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

"18 FOOT CRUISE CRAFT AND TRAILER (BARBERTON)
NEEDS SOME WORK ON BOAT, BUT SUITABLE FOR WATER
COMES WITH TRAILER
ASKING $500 REASONABLE OFFER"

Sure it may be suitable for the water, but would you really want to be seen on the lake in it?
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

rucaradio said:
"18 FOOT CRUISE CRAFT AND TRAILER (BARBERTON)
NEEDS SOME WORK ON BOAT, BUT SUITABLE FOR WATER
COMES WITH TRAILER
ASKING $500 REASONABLE OFFER"

Sure it may be suitable for the water, but would you really want to be seen on the lake in it?
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I wouldn't need to worry about cleaning up the fish blood at the end of the day.:D
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

rucaradio said:
"18 FOOT CRUISE CRAFT AND TRAILER (BARBERTON)
NEEDS SOME WORK ON BOAT, BUT SUITABLE FOR WATER
COMES WITH TRAILER
ASKING $500 REASONABLE OFFER"

Sure it may be suitable for the water, but would you really want to be seen on the lake in it?
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Can't tell much by the pic, but it looks like a pretty cool old boat to me.
It may just need a good cleaning and some TLC. The price don't seem to bad either if it runs.
I don't much care what it looks like if it runs and don't leak when it comes to a $500 boat myself.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Methinks this guy's head needs TLC . . . LOL Ocean Transport

Text in case this gets flagged:

Wanted: long distance ocean transport to safe country.

This message is for anyone planning on selling a large ocean going vessel soon: you may want to reconsider.

I know this will probably seem completely insane but there have been numerous reports that the U.S. government is planning false-flag terrorist attacks on U.S. citizens this summer (soon) and is planning on declaring martial law and rounding up innocent U.S. citizens from the 'terrorist watchlist'.

On the remote chance that this is NOT simply a bunch of hysterical conspiracy theories, I have decided that it would be wise to make a minimal effort to prepare an escape plan. If the worst fears materialize then I will pay whatever amount necessary to secure ocean transport to a safe country.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Maybe they shouldn't let the mental patients use computers?
 
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