Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

jbcurt00 said:
Me too, but I like the bow art even more:
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Do shark's teeth on the bow of the boat equate to higher performance & top speeds, like flames on a hot rod do? :facepalm:

I also like the photo bombing bald guy: Take the pitcher yet?
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I didn't even see the bald guy...LMAO...Too funny.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Brian 26 said:
The console's not too bad, what worse is his ad. No price, no year, no picture (other than the console). Do these people really expect to sell stuff like that geez
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Actually there is a really good product for reconditioning wood that is in that dried out but not yet rotting condition...

If I am remembering correctly it's called a bonfire.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

sphelps said:
The diamond plate steering wheel center cap is worth the asking price ! :pound:
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You forgot to mention that sweet looking faux peeled-paint finish on the helm!

Ohhhh, wait a minute,,, that ain't a faux finish :lol:
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Brian 26 said:
The console's not too bad, what worse is his ad. No price, no year, no picture (other than the console). Do these people really expect to sell stuff like that geez
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But he does say a price: "interest in 500 or larger Honda, or large motorcycle". The motor might be worth the $500.
 
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2 Eagles said:
But he does say a price: "interest in 500 or larger Honda, or large motorcycle". The motor might be worth the $500.
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500cc not $500, although you might find a $500+/- 500cc motorcycle, I'm fairly sure that guy wouldn't trade his fancy custom 'toon for a $500 motorcycle.

and an invisible engine is worth what I can see...........
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Ok...I've finally found the one...the only...the must have boat of 2014.
It has met every qualification of this thread!

old speed boat

I have an Old speed boat that I got a few years ago now I have no time for it. The boat part is in good shape. Needs interior and motor I was just going to seal up the back of the boat where's the engine was and make it a nice fishing boat and put bench seat's along the side's.if interested please call or text
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I, for one, would love to see that boat ^^^ outfitted w/ a couple benches, a 5hp Evinrude trolling motor w/ bubba & his buddy fishing out of it in skinny water somewhere.......
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Silly Seville said:
Ok...I've finally found the one...the only...the must have boat of 2014.
It has met every qualification of this thread!

old speed boat

I have an Old speed boat that I got a few years ago now I have no time for it. The boat part is in good shape. Needs interior and motor I was just going to seal up the back of the boat where's the engine was and make it a nice fishing boat and put bench seat's along the side's.if interested please call or text
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It's good for yard art and/or planter! But not @ $150!
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Silly Seville said:
Ok...I've finally found the one...the only...the must have boat of 2014.
It has met every qualification of this thread!

old speed boat

I have an Old speed boat that I got a few years ago now I have no time for it. The boat part is in good shape. Needs interior and motor I was just going to seal up the back of the boat where's the engine was and make it a nice fishing boat and put bench seat's along the side's.if interested please call or text
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I can imagine how beautiful that boat was when new. And honestly many restorations done here on iBoats don't start out with that nice of a platform. Of course most restorations don't start so far gone, and have a motor, and a trailer, and interior, and wiring etc...
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

jbcurt00 said:
500cc not $500, although you might find a $500+/- 500cc motorcycle, I'm fairly sure that guy wouldn't trade his fancy custom 'toon for a $500 motorcycle.

and an invisible engine is worth what I can see...........
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Sorry! I thought that sounded wierd.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

The person that finds a way to recycle scrap fiberglass can make a million quivckly.
Silly Seville said:
Ok...I've finally found the one...the only...the must have boat of 2014.
It has met every qualification of this thread!

old speed boat

I have an Old speed boat that I got a few years ago now I have no time for it. The boat part is in good shape. Needs interior and motor I was just going to seal up the back of the boat where's the engine was and make it a nice fishing boat and put bench seat's along the side's.if interested please call or text
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