Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Ummmmm, shouldn't it read:

PAID!;)

And is this the Mormon hater's equivalent to an old gypsy's curse (from 1 of his other ads for the same hull):

If you are 1,000,000% positive that you want it and you're on your way to get it right this second, then TEXT me and I will mark it SOLD. If you screw me over like the last three guys, I'll curse your name and send a plague of 10,000 Mormon Missionaries to your door every Saturday morning from now until eternity!

I guess he doesn't like missionaries, the state of Utah or no shows. Maybe generous helping of all 3:eek:

 
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lol - I bet I could of borrowed an "Elder" name tag + book of mormon and a suit to go over and look at it. :)

It could of been fun!
 
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Yeah, but do you really want to load up a bike, drive over close to his house, then ride your bike up to the front porch? A bike might make for an awkward, somewhat slow get away...... Hater's typically have both guns & rather unpleasant dogs:eek:...... Both of which make for a completely unwelcome response to an unexpected knock on the front door.......
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Well, here's a business for boat opportunity for you! lol

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nphilbro said:
Well, here's a business for boat opportunity for you! lol
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At least he didn't ask for the boat to be traded to be a go fast cigarette w/ lots of storage capacity....

Got's ta get da crops to market don't ya knows:facepalm:

Tomato's, peas & carrots I'm sure:rolleyes:
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

That is a good one. $1200 for a "scraper". I'd scrape it off your driveway if you paid me. Maybe . . .

Nice boat, NEEDS work to be put in water-- need transit board on back.
WOULD be great scrape. but fixable for water
MOTOR worked great last time it was fired up.
Trailer is awesome!! great amount of metal for a scraper!!!

1,200.00 OBO please if interested make offer!!
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

good luck. $12.00 maybe. he might trade for a dope growing factory. lol.

the RETURN OF THE EVIL TROLLY MOTOR lol..

http://bn.craigslist.org/boa/3079848606.html

was make offer. now its $75 or best offer.

trolly motor, bairly used, runs great, 75 obo - call or text

bairly used. since we got it in 1978:facepalm: guessing the sale of the boat failed since it looks to be worthless old junk so hes trying hard to sell what deos at least work.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Cheetah 210es said:
http://www.golsn.com/listings/recreational_vehicles/boats-water_crafts/2876364.html

Have for sale an OMC 4 Cyl. (3 Litre) complete inboard boat motor, compatible with Mercruiser 140HP.

Has cracked block to be repaired. Have on pallet - ready to go......

Price: $650.00 o.b.o. - ALL REASONABLE OFFERS WILL BE CONSIDERED.

** Have repaired or part it out **
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Anchors are getting expensive during the summer boating season.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

No the boat doesn't belong on in the TLC section. I was thanking what does the boat really look like, like were old photos from when it was new, or maybe not the his boat.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Cheetah 210es said:
http://www.golsn.com/listings/recreational_vehicles/boats-water_crafts/2876364.html

Have for sale an OMC 4 Cyl. (3 Litre) complete inboard boat motor, compatible with Mercruiser 140HP.

Has cracked block to be repaired. Have on pallet - ready to go......

Price: $650.00 o.b.o. - ALL REASONABLE OFFERS WILL BE CONSIDERED.

** Have repaired or part it out **
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$25. aint that about what a good lil 8lb anchor runs. ok. $50. ill pay double.:rolleyes:
 
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