Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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h2odick said:
Check this one out, had me chuckling pretty good this morning... :D Bitchin Fixer Upper! http://visalia.craigslist.org/boa/3103555028.html
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I'm not sure if it's brave or stupid, but his last pix in that ad clearly shows drag line from the keel in the sand:eek: I know she's been a bad girl, but dragging her bottom in & out of the water & up that incline, can't be good for her:facepalm:. Guess it could be worse, it could have been a boulder strewn shoreline at the drag out....................
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I'm just glad that he used my favorite word to start his ad. Proper SoCal boy there!!!
 
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jbcurt00 said:
I'm not sure if it's brave or stupid, but his last pix in that ad clearly shows drag line from the keel in the sand:eek: I know she's been a bad girl, but dragging her bottom in & out of the water & up that incline, can't be good for her:facepalm:. Guess it could be worse, it could have been a boulder strewn shoreline at the drag out....................
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I saw that too, and it looks like there is some kind of rope/cable/strap on the ground as well. I think it's another "Give me your money and haul my POSB outta here" deals.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Wonder who filled in the I/O hole and when-? funny...
 
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jcupo6 said:
Here's a good one... "boat could use some work to make nice or drive the way it is" http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/bod/3107220299.html The graffiti is custom and not original. :facepalm: Is it me or does the bow look like it's collapsing in? :confused:
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Yeah it does look collapsing, hence the 2 diagonal braces under it:eek:

And what happened to the 3rd son??
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The owner killed the little bas'tard that tagged the boat??:confused:..........................
 
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wow. the floater bitchin fixer. what a junkpile. and that last one. i would NOT drive like it is., nor would i blow $800 on the heap.:facepalm:
 
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Boat,motor,trailer, no title- has a new battery, cables and steer cables, a rebuilt 50 hp. force motor with low hr.s , new set of nkg plugs, new coil pack , wires etc. two fuel tanks, runs great! had it out fathers day. This was purchaced at a estate sale , numbers have been checked with local police and is not stolen. Make me an offer! need cash! but willing to trade for an old Sportster or dual sport motorcycle.18156728743 or e mail me. http://bn.craigslist.org/boa/3109951372.html

ok. its not stolen per say but still. what headache would that be with no title. wonder what hed say if i said i got a nice sportster ill trade. no title.:facepalm:

oh man is that a steal im going for these tomorrow. hope they come with plywood bases. mildew included?

http://bn.craigslist.org/boa/3107493619.html

nice motor. just all the wires are rotted away thats all.


I have a 70's or 80's 40 hp mercury that the wires rotted away in but has all good parts lower unit ,case will part out

http://bn.craigslist.org/boa/3072649257.html
 
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at least this one has a trailer.:facepalm: first on project list. remove soda cups and trash from boat.

Project boat and trailer. Boat has no seats or motor, but it floats. Asking $300, but open to offers. Call or text
http://bn.craigslist.org/boa/3087978777.html

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this is a joke. look at seats. i just got 2 seasense on clearence for $9 each last week. and a wise that is in great shape at a garage sale this spring when i restored my floor for $5. this guy wants $10 and all are broken.:mad:


1--boat anchor, appears to be homemade, feels like about 10lbs, has about 20 to 25ft of rope $20
2--bumpers 16" long $5 ea
1--rod holder, holds 3 rods $5
4--pedastal mount seats, these were on my 91 lund. 3 are lund the other isn't. all have broken backs or other issues, hinges are all good. if you can rebuild them they will make good seats. I hate to throw them away $10 ea or all for $30
1--3 piece swivel eze pedastal 16" from floor to seat $25
1--Springfield pedastal 8" from floor to seat $25
2--adult large ski vests 1-$5 and 1-$10
5--adult old style orange personal flotation vests $5 ea or all for $20
http://forums.iboats.com/showthread.php?t=287916&page=132&p=3855149&posted=1#post3855149
 
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catfishcarl99 said:
Boat,motor,trailer, no title- has a new battery, cables and steer cables, a rebuilt 50 hp. force motor with low hr.s , new set of nkg plugs, new coil pack , wires etc. two fuel tanks, runs great! had it out fathers day. This was purchaced at a estate sale , numbers have been checked with local police and is not stolen. Make me an offer! need cash! but willing to trade for an old Sportster or dual sport motorcycle.18156728743 or e mail me. http://bn.craigslist.org/boa/3109951372.html

ok. its not stolen per say but still. what headache would that be with no title. wonder what hed say if i said i got a nice sportster ill trade. no title.:facepalm:
oh man is that a steal im going for these tomorrow. hope they come with plywood bases. mildew included?

http://bn.craigslist.org/boa/3107493619.html

nice motor. just all the wires are rotted away thats all.


I have a 70's or 80's 40 hp mercury that the wires rotted away in but has all good parts lower unit ,case will part out

http://bn.craigslist.org/boa/3072649257.html
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Not every state requires a title on a boat. I've lived in several states and seen everything from title required to no title to get a boat registred. Some states require a title on the trailer and outboard but no boat. Where I'm at locally it doesn't require anything but a bill of sale to get a registration number. In the last state I lived in trailers and boats required a title (but no motors) but it was super easy to get a title on anything if you had a bill of sale.

Depends on your state.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

ya i live in the great state of u.s.s.il.
 
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http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=21067581&cat=537&lpid=3&search=

"I got this boat last year as a project. It is beat the hell up, but it's ready to be fixed up. It is completely gutted. It has no leaks, but does have a big hole in the floor that would require some fiberglass work. The best part about this? I will pay you $25.00 to get it off my property! I still want to work on the boat, but my wife has given me my final chance to get rid of it before she kills me.

Please TEXT if you can, or CALL if you can't -- either way, get in touch with me! I need this gone by tomorrow and will be happy to help you load it or whatever you need me to do.

You can see the pictures here:"


Tip: Click on the more ads by seller link
funny :)
 
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