Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

catfishcarl99

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

just went and picked that up for her. felt bad. NOT! lol ok heres my fist addition. great spelling. any guesses on age 70's? 80's:facepalm:

trolly motor, bairly used, runs great make offer
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http://bn.craigslist.org/boa/3079848606.html
 
Alwhite00

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Wingedwheel said:
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/boa/3067002650.html
Just a little TLC, like new duct-tape!
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Love all the "easy" work that is needed. :) Also - Making oil, Hell that's a cash cow right there.:D

"Needs just a little TLC but not a lot. Call for more info on miner repairs on the boat. As you can see on the one side of the boat it will shine back up. It still runs but has a cracked block. So it is making oil. But to change the moter is simple. Its not like a car. the trailer and outdrive are worth 500 but im not parting the boat out. If someone wants to do that, thats there porogitve.But if i find a moter cheap enough then im mgoing to keep it. As you can see im not trying to get rich just thought it might help some one out. Small progect. The back corner has a hole in it but it to is real easy fiberglass fix.
810=343-6444 ask for Murray"
 
sutor623

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

CadillacsCowgirl said:
But it's an unbeatable deal!
http://orlando.craigslist.org/boa/3094871209.html
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Hahahaha!! I believe you have found yourself a winner!! What a complete dope this guys is. "Unbeatable deal!! Hasn't been used in only a year, but one of the tires is completely gone!" "Just needs a carb rebuild since the fuel sat in carb, but how the hell would I know because obviously I dont know sh** about boats?"
 
CadillacsCowgirl

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Poor thing looks like it's been sitting in a hog pen. The least he could have done was remove the tar bucket before he advertised his "unbeatable deal."
 
catfishcarl99

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

hahaha he needs to take those two cans of fuel sitting behind it and finish it off. ill give him $5 for the bimini top.:facepalm:


heres a good example of the "other guy said"

Price reduced to $600! I got this motor from a pontoon boat I just bought. Trolling motor only on my lake so I have no use for it. It is not running, but according to previous owner, it was last season. Has steering cable and throttle controls, tilt and trim motor is missing.
As is...was $800....NOW $600 takes it.
http://bn.craigslist.org/boa/3028992683.html
 
catfishcarl99

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

this guy will even fix the rust holes. for a fee.:facepalm: and this awesome trailer has brakes. but they dont work.

Up for sale or trade for Man toy's, vehicles, tools etc. 1987 Sea Ray Sorento 21' open bow project boat on a tandem axle trailer w/ brakes. ( brakes not working ). The interior needs replaced. The exterior needs buffed. Fuel tank has been removed and they used outboard style removable tanks. This needs a motor. I will include the Mercruiser Alpha outdrive and the mercruiser accesories. No motor ! This was a very nice trailer that obviously sat in the grass from the looks of all the surface rust. I was going to put the boat on blocks and have the trailer sandblasted, primed, & painted. The 2 steps in front of the fenders have a little rust thru which is an easy fix. For a fee I can do this ! This could be a real nice boat & trailer for someone who has the time. I do have titles for both ! The trailer alone is worth the price. Text for more info with phone # & e-mail address

http://bn.craigslist.org/boa/3068730978.html


oh man only ran it dry for the pic.

1965 or 1967 Evinrude Angler outboard motor. Starts first or second pull, very strong running. New plugs last spring. Has been on Clinton Lake,Lake Bloomington,Mackinaw River, Illinois River and numerous small ponds and lakes. Sale will include a fuel tank and hoses. Also available is a 12 foot plastic hull john boat, I will provide a bill of sale for this. The last Picture is while running (only long enough for the picture).
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http://bn.craigslist.org/boa/3004112377.html
 
sutor623

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

catfishcarl99 said:
oh man only ran it dry for the pic.

1965 or 1967 Evinrude Angler outboard motor. Starts first or second pull, very strong running. New plugs last spring. Has been on Clinton Lake,Lake Bloomington,Mackinaw River, Illinois River and numerous small ponds and lakes. Sale will include a fuel tank and hoses. Also available is a 12 foot plastic hull john boat, I will provide a bill of sale for this. The last Picture is while running (only long enough for the picture).
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http://bn.craigslist.org/boa/3004112377.html
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Not to mention, it is a 4hp, not a 5hp
 
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