Re: Pot
The Reefer Song<br />One sunny day I was riding my bike, <br />And smokin' a joint, 'cause that's what I like <br />A police man stopped me and began to stare, <br />And he said "Hey sonny, whatcha smokin' there?"<br /><br />I said.. <br />It's a reefer, do ya want some, police man? <br />It's a reefer, do ya want a blast? <br />It's a reefer, do ya want some, police man? <br />Or would you prefer me to shove it up your a$$?<br /><br />Well he put me in his car and he left my bike, <br />And he took my reefer, which he quite liked <br />When we got to the station his eyes were all red, <br />And the Sergeant said "Constable, you're out of your head!"<br /><br />He said "Yeah! <br />It's a reefer, do ya want some, Sergeant? <br />It's a reefer, do ya want a blast? <br />It's a reefer, do ya want some, Sergeant? <br />Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ***?"<br /><br />Well, he suspended the Constable for his little joke, <br />And he went to the bathroom to have a little toke <br />When he got back and rolled another eight, <br />And they were being passed 'round every copper in the place<br /><br />Well, I sold them two ounces, and one sixteenth, <br />And they rolled the biggest joint that the world has ever seen<br /><br />And they all sang together... <br />It's a reefer, do ya want some, mindless, <br />It's a reefer, do ya want a blast? <br />It's a reefer, do ya want some, mindless, <br />Thanks for your company, and thanks for the grass!