Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[RogersJetboat454]

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All I can say is, Wow. Just....everything about this: 4o ft

Yeah... WOW comes to mind too...
I'm posting the full ad for this one;



4o ft - $500 (plattsburgh)
loan me 500 to finish this enough to put on water and ill let u use it some and still pay u back email with number if interested





Hey man, it's a drag your parents aren't loaning you any more bread to finish your project. They just don't understand how awesome this will be when it's done. Maybe instead of demanding money from strangers, you could get off you're lazy a**, get a job, and use the money to finish it... what ever it is... :facepalm:

 

[GA_Boater]

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FREE

Whoever first said a free boat isn't free saw this one.

4o ft - $500 (plattsburgh)
loan me 500 to finish this enough to put on water and ill let u use it some and still pay u back email with number if interested

I can't find a speechless smiley. So :facepalm: will have to do.

 

[tomhath]

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FREE
big project...lots of neat hardware, even a baseball that looks usable.!!!!

Boat is a piece of crap, I'm surprised it hasn't imploded into the head he gratuitously pictures

 

[coolbri70]

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All I can say is, Wow. Just....everything about this: 4o ft

took a minute to soak in:lol::clock:

 

[tomhath]

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The first rule of marketing is that if you want to sell a steak, you need to sell the sizzle...:facepalm:

Boat For Sale

Hello i have got a boat for sale. I' not sure how long of a boat. The good thing is that it has a solid body on it. it needs a motor an out bore a new floor inside that needs to be put in.

 

[QC]

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It only needs a motor and an out bore. Oh, and a floor, that's new, but needs to be put in. Huh?

 

[Part-time]

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I wouldn't mind finding something like this close to me for a project... so long as the hull isn't full of water.
It kind of looks like the bow is sitting a bit lower.
That would definately be a nice boat to go explore the great lakes once restored.

FREE

big project...lots of neat hardware, even a baseball that looks usable.!!!!

fix her up alittle and put her in a remake of JAWS....and it wont hurt when the big shark takes her to the bottom!!

bob

 

[GA_Boater]

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I wouldn't mind finding something like this close to me for a project... so long as the hull isn't full of water.
It kind of looks like the bow is sitting a bit lower.
That would definately be a nice boat to go explore the great lakes once restored.

I doubt if the hull can hold water. The keel does look buckled.

 

[nphilbro]

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Price reduced. Does not include trailer.

 

[jjacobs007]

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call me reel crazy!!!! but i kinda like the set up. I would buy the beer to help finish it lol.

 

[jbcurt00]

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Call me reel crazy!!!! but i kinda like the set up. I would buy the beer to help finish it lol.

You may want to spend less time in the sun, you are apparently light headed... :facepalm:

 

[TilliamWe]

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The first rule of marketing is that if you want to sell a steak, you need to sell the sizzle...:facepalm:

Boat For Sale

Gotta love folks from Mineral Ridge, OH? Full of all kinds of useful information! (Not like the folks from Columbiana County, they're plain stupid!) hahaha

 

[64osby]

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call me reel crazy!!!! but i kinda like the set up. I would buy the beer to help finish it lol.

Looks like someone built a play house for the kids. Love the folding chair on top.

 

[Gibbles]

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It only needs a motor and an out bore. Oh, and a floor, that's new, but needs to be put in. Huh?

Silly seller, it's not a floor until it's the floor... until then it's just a piece of plywood!

 

[GA_Boater]

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Silly seller, it's not a floor until it's the floor... until then it's just a piece of plywood!

Is that why I got funny looks at HD when I asked where they kept boat floors? Lowes didn't help either. :facepalm:

 

[tinkerguy70]

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All I can say is, Wow. Just....everything about this: 4o ft

You guys obviously don't know a good investment when you see one. What more could you ask for than 0% return on your money?

P.S. Wow...just wow!

 

[64osby]

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^^^ I had only looked at the pics. Reading the ad really tops the cake. ROI = ability to use it a couple times?

 

[Part-time]

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1989 28 foot bayliner $6800


28 foot bayliner $6800 - Kawartha Lakes Powerboats, Motorboats For Sale - Kijiji Kawartha Lakes Canada.

28 foot bayliner 10 foot beam 5.7L chev OMC drive engine just tuned up carb rebuilt new impeller come with three axal trailer engine runs A1 drives like a dream needs a roof . Marina told me it was worth $12000 all day with a new roof. Priced to sell trailer is a bonus love my boat but the bank said I should sell it

 

[GA_Boater]

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drives like a dream needs a roof

Is he standing on his head? Boats need new floors, not a new roof. But HD has a sale on shingles. :laugh:

love my boat but the bank said I should sell it

I smell a bankruptcy or a D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

 

[Part-time]

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I like the.... hummm... teminal ology in this one

1975 40hp evinrude out board motor - Ontario Boats, Watercraft For Sale - Kijiji Ontario Canada.

200$oboMotor in really good shape for the age good for parts but only needs two parts to run reflecter fire priced 20$ for spark and a spring 2 $for carborator choke flaper the motor needs to go.