Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[tomhath]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I don't know if the boat needs TLC, but the sellers ad writing skills sure need a tune up.

sale or trade R owner fin not17 not18 not19 not20, but 21feet OPEN BOW

At least the guy doesn't have two-footitis... :sleeping:

 

[3rdtimesthecharm]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Usually not a good sign when the motor cover is up and boat is on trailer.

I don't know if the boat needs TLC, but the sellers ad writing skills sure need a tune up.

sale or trade R owner fin not17 not18 not19 not20, but 21feet OPEN BOW

 

[3rdtimesthecharm]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Nice boat at one time.Probably never saw a garage or cover.

Did you look at the interior pics? ruined...

 

[Bomber Goober]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

1983 17' Regal inboard

Rotted floor(probably stringers and transom)
cracked block(and probably manifolds as well)

yea no problem, could probably get her going for a few hundred bucks

 

[tomhath]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

35' pontoon boat in kit form...only $100/foot 35' PONTOON BOAT & TRAILER Project

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[GA_Boater]

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35' pontoon boat in kit form...only $100/foot 35' PONTOON BOAT & TRAILER Project

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What a junk collection. The toons are leakers, look how crumpled, not mulch left of the floor - actually mostly mulch. :facepalm: The "bridge" is from a Idontknowwhat, certainly not a toon. Think I'll pass.

 

[RogersJetboat454]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

35' pontoon boat in kit form...only $100/foot 35' PONTOON BOAT & TRAILER Project

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"Could be made into something nice"

I agree...
After you strip all the mulch off the deck, then drag the toons and tailer to a metal yard... I'm sure they could be melted down, and turned into something nice... :facepalm:

 

[agallant80]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

35' pontoon boat in kit form...only $100/foot 35' PONTOON BOAT & TRAILER Project

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I wonder if he has the title in hand

 

[jjacobs007]

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Looks like trailer is included ha ha ha,, tires tires tires

 

[tomhath]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Looks like trailer is included ha ha ha,, tires tires tires

I suspect that's a mobile home trailer. Not legal for hauling a boat :faint2:

 

[MH Hawker]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This is one of my favorites. I especially like the open roof cut out and was never replace and the rebuilt 351 motors

43' Houseboat Sale or Trade

 

[ezmobee]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This is one of my favorites. I especially like the open roof cut out and was never replace and the rebuilt 351 motors

43' Houseboat Sale or Trade

That dude should settle for whoever is willing to drag that outta his yard.

 

[jbcurt00]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Ad copy:
As you probably already know, Cobalt is made with extreme quality and is an extremely high end boat (Big Money Boat) totally hand made in the mid west.
:facepalm:

 

[Alwhite00]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This is one of my favorites. I especially like the open roof cut out and was never replace and the rebuilt 351 motors

43' Houseboat Sale or Trade

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By the pictures he posted he is pretty proud of his construction skills.

LK

 

[Gibbles]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

is it just me.... or does that not look like marine grade materials...

 

[GA_Boater]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Ad copy:
As you probably already know, Cobalt is made with extreme quality and is an extremely high end boat (Big Money Boat) totally hand made in the mid west.
:facepalm:

Must have been magic words cuz it's gone already.

 

[tinkerguy70]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Item Location: Brick, New Jersey, United States
Ended: Feb 25, 201317:37:20 PST
Bid history:
0 bids
Starting bid: US $100.00

Not magic enough.

 

[jbcurt00]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Strange, now that it's closed there are pix. When I posted the ad, there was only the 1 shot of the HIN on the transom....

 

[tinkerguy70]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Strange, now that it's closed there are pix. When I posted the ad, there was only the 1 shot of the HIN on the transom....

Probably by design.
So we will all cry over the missed opportunity and what might have been.

 

[GA_Boater]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Item Location: Brick, New Jersey, United States
Ended: Feb 25, 201317:37:20 PST
Bid history:
0 bids
Starting bid: US $100.00

Not magic enough.

This listing was ended by the seller because the item is no longer available.

It was sold off eBay, probably locally.