Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

bassman284 said:
Interesting rig. Got about a $1400 trolling motor on it. With all the other stuff, I wouldn't be surprised if he has close to 3 G in it. That said, it's still a 12 footer.
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What he has in it will never equal what he can reasonably get when selling.
 
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This is funny...
 

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1995 Skeeter Bay Pro 21ft needs new floor (few soft spots)and new gel coat on deck. Boat floats it has no holes, been sitting in sun for 2 years. Good project boat or easy fix for someone with fiberglass knowledge.Boat did not sink. 1500.00 or best presented cah offer.Free delivery within 50 miles. Call

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of course they're worth big money...hmm, well, maybe not
 
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Must be 10x better than a 2-stroke!

Must be 10x better than a 2-stroke!

World Outboard Racing Moter- 20 stroke - $2000 (Marlton,NJ.)
Date: 2010-11-18, 2:49PM EST
Reply to: sale-t9deh-2067544001@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

WORLD OUTBOARD RACING MOTER 20 STROKE HP DIRECT DRIVE. GREAT CONDITION . MUST SELL - TAKE BEST OFFER!!!!!
CALL 609-742-9400 ********* THIS MOTER IS ALL ALUMINUM************

* Location: Marlton,NJ.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Friscoboater

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I went and looked at this boat thinking it was lake ready. It had a water line all the way around the inside, and the stringers and deck are rotten. I almost fell through. On top of that, the port side engine mount is separated from the deck.

Wants a pretty penny for it.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/boa/2061546927.html
 
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http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/boa/2070568029.html

This is a fiberglass boat that is about 17 feet long. it has a clear title. There is a small leak in the back that needs $20.00 worth or bondo. This boat can be saved and is a really nice cruiser. The trailor has a electric wench tha is worth $300.00 and the trailor alone is worth 3 to 4 hundred dollars. I need this out of here and the first person with cash can take it away. This is a boat that does not have a motor and needs one that has a 20 inch shaft. $300.00 is the lowest price so hope to see you soon. Randal 651 757 5455
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the trailer doesn't fit the boat at all, and I guarantee that the 20 dollar fix is a new transom at a minimum.
 
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boat trailer - $400 (washington twp.)
Date: 2010-11-20, 11:40PM EST
Reply to: sale-cn4fk-2071920331@craigslist.org

FOR SALE IS A BOAT TRAILER,IT NEEDS NEW U BOLTS TO SECURE AXLE AND THERE IS FROZEN BEARINGS ON SPINDLE

$400.00

* Location: washington twp.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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http://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/2071920331.html
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What I see is a pile of scrap Escort trailer parts, no wheels, no tires, no lights, no wiring, rusty fenders, junk axle, missing break drums, rusted off tongue jack, no brake lines, plus a rusty coupler and master cylinder.
 
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haha... some assembly required!
 
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old Boats (gloucester)
Date: 2010-11-22, 10:48AM EST
Reply to: sale-jkazm-2073936272@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

i have over 12 boats. i have no titles for them. they have trailer. make me an offer and ill c if it works for me. i need these gone asap. thanks

* Location: gloucester
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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http://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/2073936272.html
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Please America, keep your kids off drugs.....and if you can't keep them off drugs, at least keep them from advertising on Craigslist.
 
Mark42

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

friscoboater said:
I went and looked at this boat thinking it was lake ready. It had a water line all the way around the inside, and the stringers and deck are rotten. I almost fell through. On top of that, the port side engine mount is separated from the deck.

Wants a pretty penny for it.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/boa/2061546927.html
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The floors, carpet and seats are all in very good condition...
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You are obviously lying, my friend. :D
 
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