Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

marlboro180

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Love the " allow more weight"^^^^:D:D:eek:

How about some outboard repair parts?

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/boa/2027075107.html


New parts would like to sell the whole lot or call me with what you need.
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Thanks Scott
 

gjmsd

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Saw an ad for a "Bayliner Open Bowel" boat.
 

reelfishin

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Well, the dealer told them truth - Boat was water-ready - meaning "ready to take water"

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1975 Mark Twain TriHull - $650 (Salina)
Date: 2010-10-21, 7:07AM CDT
Reply to: sale-ggjme-2017497146@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

We bought it for $1500 from the Sean & Steve Petersen in Lincoln County. WE GOT RIPPED OFF!

He told us it was water ready. THEY LIED TO OUR FACES!!

We spent $100 on life vests, stern light, new plug and recovered the motor cover.

We took it to the lake only to pull it back out. It was not water ready, It took on too much water and wouldn't go into gear.

We spent $160 on a new cable and trust washer for prop.

I have receipts to show what we have put into it. $1500 + $160 + $100.

We tried to take them to court, we wasted more money ( they got an attorney).

We do not have the knowledge, time or money to rebuild this boat.

It has a 165 HP straight 6 Mercruiser, 18 foot with trailer, Inboard outboard, new seats. It looks good, but its a project boat.

The transom is soft, needs to be rebuilt. Steve Petersen told us he rebuilt the engine, A mechanic said they swapped out some parts but didn't even use new gaskets.
I was told the compression in all the cylinders is different I don't know what that means. It won't idle. The boat takes on water if you are just sitting, but does have a bilge pump. The floor is just plywood sprayed with some rough surface, don't know what they covered up.

Was told the outside hull is in excellent shape and if someone spent the money to fix it it would be an excellent solid old boat. We don't have the money.
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It didn't sound to me like that's a dealer that sold that?

But who buys a $1500 boat and really expects it to be 100% ready to run? That thing is old. I also didn't know that a boat should come with life vests. I personally just toss any old used vests in any boats I buy just to know that they're in perfect, clean condition.

If they were looking for a boat that needs no work, then why wouldn't they check things out for themselves? A rotted transom isn't hard to find, especially in a boat like that.
Just buy looking at that ad, I see it's sitting on a nice looking tandem trailer, worth at least $800 around here, then the seats, hull, and lower unit have value, so I don't see where they got ripped off. I've sold boats in need of far more for a lot more money as parts boats.

If they wanted a perfect boat, the dealer has plenty of them, just shell out the cash.
I had a guy here looking at a used V6 outboard I have for sale, it runs fine, has a new water pump and new plugs, it came off a rotted boat I bought for the trailer. I get people asking if I'd guarantee that the motor won't blow up or need any work once they start using it. I simply say if you want a warranty, go to the dealer, shell out $8500 or so and you'll get a warranty. For $1899, it's a running motor with good compression, no warranty.
I had one guy persist on the subject of wanting me to personally guarantee that the motor will be fine for the next few seasons. My reply was that for an addition $1899, I'd include a money back guarantee for one year, but the purchase price of the warranty is not refundable. He went away.
 

64osby

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/boa/2026056481.html

1969 Starcraft 18ft fiberglass speed boat with Johnson 40 motor and trailer selling it for 1,000.00 o.b.o or will to trade for a nice running snowmobile. Please contact Jim or Kiya at 1-269-350-5250 serious inquries only.calls only no emails there will be no resopns thank you



It would be nice if he were to provide a "nice running" boat for $1000, Motor not on, seats???, look at the size of the trailer wheels

Sorry if the link doesn't work I'll try and figure that out.
 

dlngr

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/boa/2026056481.html

1969 Starcraft 18ft fiberglass speed boat with Johnson 40 motor and trailer selling it for 1,000.00 o.b.o or will to trade for a nice running snowmobile. Please contact Jim or Kiya at 1-269-350-5250 serious inquries only.calls only no emails there will be no resopns thank you



It would be nice if he were to provide a "nice running" boat for $1000, Motor not on, seats???, look at the size of the trailer wheels

Sorry if the link doesn't work I'll try and figure that out.
TWO extra zeros in the price!!! [your link worked fine.]
 

crackedglass

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scrawnyronny

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Aluminum Pond Box **** Hunting Boat - $75 (MaysLanding)
Date: 2010-10-30, 8:24PM EDT
Reply to: sale-wtv5b-2034420428@craigslist.org

Aluminum pond box. Needs new wood on sides. $75.00 Call Dave @ (609) 289-1205

* Location: MaysLanding
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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http://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/2034420428.html

Just spit chili all over myself.:eek: Wasn't aware people hunted for those from a boat.:rolleyes:
 

64osby

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This guy doesn't mince any words, gave me a chuckle.


boat motor trailer - $600 (Kalamazoo)

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Date: 2010-10-05, 5:18PM EDT
Reply to: sale-myabs-1990750714@craigslist.org

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1969 Spitfire Supreme with 70hp Johnson motor and trailer. The boat floats the motor runs and the trailer hauls.352-3983.
 

redfury

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

At least this guy knows what he's got for sale! :D

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/boa/2044522956.html
2 Mercury Boat Motors for sale.

1st is a 75 horsepower Mercury motor- $400

2nd is a 45 horsepower Mercury motor- $300

( pictures are of a Merc 75 and a Merc 45 -7.5hp and 4.5hp motors, not a Merc 750 and 450 respectively for those that don't know how Merc labels their motors
 

crazyinkc

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Here's a bargain. I think you can buy a new Merc for that price.


http://kansascity.craigslist.org/boa/2044719235.html

40hp mercury mariner outboard motor - $3500 (shawnee)
Date: 2010-11-05, 6:46PM CDT
Reply to: sale-w4mhz-2044719235@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have a mercury mariner 40hp outboard motor for sale. runs perfectly, just dont need it for our small farm ponds. I don't know what these are worth but need to sell it asap so PLEASE CALL WITH ANY OFFERS. Austin 913-787-2232

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marcoalza

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Thsi is what we have to put up with in Dubai:

http://tnydu.biz/DRfIep

Brand New - 2005 - 60 Hours!!!

No wonder it took me 3 months and 50 boats to find my baby.
 

freeisforme

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This one has been listed over and over for some time now....
No size, no motor but it push his 18' Proline. I guess he uses it like a paddle?

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http://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/2051354291.html

Johnson Trolling motor - $150 (SJ)
Date: 2010-11-09, 4:16PM EST
Reply to: sale-w3vur-2051354291@craigslist.org

No size no motor but I push my 18 ft Proline wiyh it

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86 century

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Not tlc but the prices made me laugh.

This posting is for the motor/parts on a 1979 Glastron 177X. It does not run. We took it to a mechanic and we were told the head is cracked but everything else is good. The main parts for sale are the outdrive, Hydraulic Pump + Cylinders, Intake + Exhaust Manifold, the trailer, and the boat shell.

The Outdrive is a 1st generation MR style with 120-140 HP - $700 OBO
The hydraulic pump and cylinders - $200 OBO
Intake and Exhaust Manifold - $200 OBO
Trailer - $250 OBO
Boat shell - $150 OBO
OR
the whole boat can go for $1000 OBO

As stated above in the prices, we will take offers. All offers are considered. I don't have pictures of the shell but the boat has no leaks. The interior however will need to be redone to look nice. A couple of the cushions have rotted off because the boat was left outside without a cover for little over a year. However, the carpet and all other cushions besides two are intact and could be redone. If you want to buy parts separately, you will have to take them off yourself. The trailer is fine and both tires hold air fine. I just put a brand new jack on it. If you are interested call/text 765-618-4428 or you can email. This posting will last only about a week and then it will no longer be available.
 

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