Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

moonfish said:
Older Century Boat Motor and Trailer - $500 (Des Moines)
Date: 2010-04-20, 10:01AM CDT

I have a boat that I was going to do something with but have never found the time and now the county says I need to move it out..
It is a 17 ' Runabout style with a 90hp Evenrude Motor.. It did start right up a couple years ago but the carbs did leak gas so they need a kit in them.. The seats are pretty much shot but it would make a good fishing boat for someone and I think the price is right.. The Trailer alone is worth close to $500.00..

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ahhhhhh,....so THATS what rusty oddball trailers are going for....;)
 
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QC said:
LOL ^^^^^^ None of it by itself is totally unreasonable, but the whole thing together cracks me up :D


That line gets honorable mention :cool:
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I think this guy does a stand-up comedy act someplace...:D

"crash into the bank" was my fav to...lol
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

moonfish said:
Older Century Boat Motor and Trailer - $500 (Des Moines)
Date: 2010-04-20, 10:01AM CDT

I have a boat that I was going to do something with but have never found the time and now the county says I need to move it out..
It is a 17 ' Runabout style with a 90hp Evenrude Motor.. It did start right up a couple years ago but the carbs did leak gas so they need a kit in them.. The seats are pretty much shot but it would make a good fishing boat for someone and I think the price is right.. The Trailer alone is worth close to $500.00..

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If that trailer is worth $500, my trailer must be worth 4k!
 
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Tribute to Des Moines

Text in this one is not funny but you'd better buckle up.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

hmmmmmmmm..............seatbelts ona boat.....interesting.... :confused:
 
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I'm curious how many members boats have made this thread.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Lion hunter said:
I'm curious how many members boats have made this thread.
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That's a fantastic question. I'm sure no one will admit to it.

I should add that I did buy my boat off of Craigslist :D
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

At least this is truth in advertising.......

OLD BOAT 4 SALE CHEAP - $75 (EAST MOLINE , ILL)

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SELLING OLD BOAT . GOOD BOAT FOR POND . HAVE A TITLE . EMAIL ME .
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Ok, this is not a craigslist boat, but the price seems a little steep. Actually let me rephrase that, it was listed 3 years ago on ebay for less than a quarter of that asking price, and didn't recieve a single bid...How much work do you think she got in the past 3 years?
So, here goes, i suspect that ad will be up for a very long time.
http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1964/Feadship-Motoryacht-2191244/Ft.-Lauderdale/FL/United-States
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

OK, I'm cheating on this one, becasue it's an ad for a car, not a boat, but I thought it was too funny not to share! (And it will need a bit of TLC) Edit - just noticed they pulled the ad - the picture was of an old rusted out Impala with a family of goats sitting on the roof.

http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...TH-STUPID-AMOUNTS-OF-MONEY-W0QQAdIdZ200415069

Hi I'm an eastern ontario car guy!

What I've got for sale here is this sh*tbox rotten piece of junk that I've had in my backyard for 45 years. It has no floors, bodymounts or frame left, but it's original paint and numbers matching!!

I was watching Barrett Jackson and saw one almost identical go through for $80k!!!!!!! Wow! I must have a rare car on my hands!!!

So now I'm on Kijiji trying to sell it for a retarted amount of money, and in the process ruin a fun hobby by turning cool old cars into investments.

Anyone interested?
No trades please!

***Edit: Thanks for all the e-mails, but NO the goats are not for sale, they are for my own personal pleasures.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://lansing.craigslist.org/boa/1705577199.html

This boat is in rough shape I bought this to fix up, however I just don't have the time for it. The trailer is sold. However this boat is FREE!! Come on nothin is free in life..... EXCEPT THIS BOAT!!!

HEY maybe my girlfriend could even be talked into giving you a BIG thank you hug!


LMAO...real classy way top get rid of a free boat...well I gotta go get my free boat and hug now:p (just kidding)
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/boa/1708550487.html
$250??

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HAHA! The winch post is a 2x4 that he jury rigged on there :eek:! Half the trailer is made of 2x4s he zip tied! The few metal parts left on the trailer are rusted beyond belief and it's a 14'er! There's not even a title! That thing couldnt tow an inflatable boat :eek:
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Another "Not a boat add" but funny just the same. Title says 350, ad says 600 and it's wirh about $25.

it is a 1977 Yamaha 44 with a water cooled 2 cylinder bombardier, needs a throttle cable, and a few other things.
it is not running right now, no compression in one cylinder i believe its due to a bad head gasket. asking $600 obo maybe trade; guns or toys,
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Come on, you guys are just cheap, this is a big deal here: "vry great sounding hull" . . . :rolleyes:
 
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