Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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fishrdan

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Hows about......

This is a steel prop off of a Merccruiser outdrive. Fins need some work.

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http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/boa/1694345085.html

Looks like it was driven through a rock quarry
 
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bob johnson

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

cwhite6 said:
Simply awesome.
http://batonrouge.craigslist.org/boa/1693783451.html
2007 Yahama 150, Burned on top $1200.00 225-698-3801

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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well got to give it to him...hes a man of few words...and truthfull on top of that! ha ha ha ha

I would have used the term MELTED...but then again, I am not trying to get money out of it!!!!!

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Huron Angler

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

cwhite6 said:
Simply awesome.
http://batonrouge.craigslist.org/boa/1693783451.html
2007 Yahama 150, Burned on top $1200.00 225-698-3801

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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LOL :D:D There's no way that lower unit is worth $1200...the seals have got to be melted and probably all kind of possible damage.
 
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reelfishin

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

fishrdan said:
Hows about......

This is a steel prop off of a Merccruiser outdrive. Fins need some work.

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http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/boa/1694345085.html

Looks like it was driven through a rock quarry
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For $20, it's well worth it for a spare, hammer out the blades half decent and toss it in for a spare prop. I carry one that I welded up myself and hand filed, I've never needed it myself but it's gotten a few buddies home over the years. Worked pretty good to boot.
 
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reelfishin

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Who wants to be the first one to offer this guy scrap weight value on it?
"Motor is burning oil"
"Motor has many hours on it"
Those two statements pretty much tell the story here. He wants $1000 for a whooped motor.

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/1699029166.html

Honda 90hp Outboard - $1000 (Brigantine, nj)
Date: 2010-04-19, 5:10AM EDT
Reply to: sale-huuvg-1699029166@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

90 hp year 2000 Honda outboard 20" shaft Motor is burning oil. Starts up and runs fine used motor for 8hrs this weekend. Motor has many hours on it. Don't know how to repair it or how much to repair it. Don't know compression.
Has binnacle controls with engine.
609-338-3920

* Location: Brigantine, nj
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1699029166
 
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moonfish

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Older Century Boat Motor and Trailer - $500 (Des Moines)
Date: 2010-04-20, 10:01AM CDT

I have a boat that I was going to do something with but have never found the time and now the county says I need to move it out..
It is a 17 ' Runabout style with a 90hp Evenrude Motor.. It did start right up a couple years ago but the carbs did leak gas so they need a kit in them.. The seats are pretty much shot but it would make a good fishing boat for someone and I think the price is right.. The Trailer alone is worth close to $500.00..

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moonfish

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

9.9 motor - $265 (Near Osceola)
Date: 2010-04-20, 9:01AM CDT

I have a sears 9.9 gamefisher motor ready to try on my pond. Price is firm so don't waste your time if you want it for less, that is not going to happen. It is a good motor and will probably last me another 10 years that is only 26.50 a year. The only reason that I am selling it is I got a bigger motor but might still use this one occasionally if no one is interested in it. It has a new impeller, carb kit last year, small tank to throw in with the deal. It pusheds my sixteen foot boat so fast you can't open it up without crashing into the bank on my 3/4 acre or so pond. Great motor for any small to medium sized boat easy to carry also might weigh 65 or 70 lbs. Will only hold it for you long enough for you to drive here and you better arrive on time. First person here with the money gets it. 641 414 1167 can't always answer the phone and noisy when I am working, will call back though at break or lunch whatever or answer if I happen to hear you.


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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

LOL ^^^^^^ None of it by itself is totally unreasonable, but the whole thing together cracks me up :D

so fast you can't open it up without crashing into the bank
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That line gets honorable mention :cool:
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Aviator5 said:
I bet you all that junk on the background is somewhere on kijiji or craiglist too
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I think the corrugated trailer fenders are a classy touch...:rolleyes:
 
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