Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

scipper77

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This one's got a "bikini" top!!

http://rochester.craigslist.org/boa/1665338380.html

Beautiful 19' Cobalt boat has an automotive style cockpit. 350 engine achieves a speed of 55mph without a high performance propeller. The teak is in great shape as well as the fiberglass. Great running boat and very dependable. Trailer comes with it. Comes with complete cover and bikini top. Summer is on its way and time for you to get on the water!! Call 585-729-**** for more details or e-mail *********** for more pics. $6,000 obo
 

Home Cookin'

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Back to the guy with the laBaron seats--way back in the day a friend had a scatcraft--like a glastron racing boat in the James Bond movie. It came with those crappy back to back seats, which were falling apart. So he goes to the junk yard and gets the two bucket seats out of an Opel GT. OK not the most practical thing to leave outside especially around salt water, but good enough for a 15 year old for a summer! You could probably replace them every year.
 

paulspaddle

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

No TLC but the picture cracked me up, at least he is showing it runs.

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/boa/1664225739.html

Selling a 1975 Evinrude outboard pull-start, short-shaft, two-stroke motor. Runs well. Picture is from last summer. I will take new pics soon.

Will TRADE for an electric motor with some kick, not a trolling motor. And perhaps some marine batteries. Make an offer.


boating.jpg

That is funny...this dude is enjoying himself...who wouldn't want a piece of that happiness? :D
 

scrawnyronny

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This one's got a "bikini" top!!

http://rochester.craigslist.org/boa/1665338380.html

Beautiful 19' Cobalt boat has an automotive style cockpit. 350 engine achieves a speed of 55mph without a high performance propeller. The teak is in great shape as well as the fiberglass. Great running boat and very dependable. Trailer comes with it. Comes with complete cover and bikini top. Summer is on its way and time for you to get on the water!! Call 585-729-**** for more details or e-mail *********** for more pics. $6,000 obo

Yep, its a bikini top to cover the boob that paid $6000 for it.:D
 

reelfishin

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.


Sometimes you just wonder what people are thinking. Who would sell one of a matched pair of motors and expect to sell the boat like that for anything other than a cheap project.

Those old Mako center consoles do sell for a good penny yet but not like that. I just sold a 1979 23 with twin 90s on it for $8,500, but it was a running boat with mid 90's Yamaha motors on it. It was an OK boat but I felt it was underpowered. The guy that bought it came all the way from TX to get it and paid cash.

It more sounds to me like he bought a boat that needed a single 150hp motor and used one motor, and now wants to dump what's left and pay for his new boat at the same time.
 

ezmobee

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

That there's a classic "extra zero" scenario :p
 

brian1963

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Ok I have never posted and read a ton on here and just had to post this

This is a 1967 boat with a 1984 70 hp Johnson with power trim and tilt. the seats are torn the paint is faded and the wiper blade is missing. It comes with 2 gas tanks and life jackets. If you want more pics just let me know. Trailer is also included. The boat is ready for the water, you don't really have to do anything


All this for the low low price of 1800
http://appleton.craigslist.org/boa/1673740519.html
 

Friscoboater

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Seems a little high

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/boa/1676433841.html

1977 Glastron Jet Boat - $4000 (Bridgeport, Tx)

Date: 2010-04-04, 7:29PM CDT
Reply to: sale-tsgha-1676433841@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

1977 Glastron jet boat with 460 motor with a blown piston, but also have another 460 to go in it. 830 Dominator Holley carburator, Berkley jet, with wet headers. Asking $4000.00 OBO, cash or money order, no trades. Anyone looking for a springtime project for alot of summer fun please email or call 940-488-3723 and leave a message. More pics available.
 

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HollaGeo

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Somebody's definition of T.L.C. might not be the same as yours.
 

brian1963

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

this is a one of a kind boat. VERY SHARP LOOKING 90' FOURWINNS HORIZON 220 (23FT.LOA) HO 350 motor, 4 barrel holly carb, cobra drive, SEATS 12!! must see! cosmetic interior repairs needed eventually, can be used as is. price reflects cond. as boats with these specs start around $6-8k. partial trade for 4x4 suv/ext.cab or sell. buyer pays all title transfers. i don't know the hours of the boat. it is clean and look to be very low. prior owner had 2 boats so one would assume the use was low. this was $40 when new. 2 owner boat! and have most all maintenance and service records.
this will need the following to be back to new:
3x7 center section of floor replaced around hatch door areas between stringers, (weekend project) )))
4 pcs. of plywood upright supports for console and bow seating. templates there, just needs duplicated. (also done in same weekend)))) CAN DO ALL WORK FOR FLAT RATE!
1 back to back seat bottom wood replaced.
above rub rail buffed out. (dull)
belly tank drained and filled with fresh fuel. (we used temp tank to test)
drive fluid filled( drive was repaired and re-sealed where needed by former OMC engineer.) have all receipts for drive rebuild also.
motor oil changed
battery will be needed
all the new parts i have to be installed ie: (some common seasonal maintenance items)
water pump
speedo trip lever
thermostat
there is other small inexpensive misc. repairs needed
i had this boat in the water end of 09' season and it performed fine. i've replaced and fixed what was needed to test run the boat and this is all it will need to be a minimal $8k. boat.
hull below rub rail is still somewhat shinny and stringers are solid and in good shape. all around very solid and rare ratings as far as i can tell, there is nothing out there with these exact specs. especially for my price.
the trailer is in great cond. and features a removable tongue for tight storage! it will need the hitch receiver w/ surge brake control replaced. (cheap atwood part) has temp on it now for hauling.
PLEASE ONLY SERIOUS BUYERS NEED RESPOND TO MY AD WITH CASH IN HAND OR POST WHAT TRADES YOUR OFFERING ALONG WITH AT LEAST HALF CASH NEEDED FOR THIS SALE????
i will be starting on the rest of the boat repairs this coming weekend so price will increase after the week is up to $6500 Min.! don't miss this great deal! i don't BS about none on my items for sale and have been on CL since it started. NO LOW BALLERS OR SCAMMERS.
THIS BOAT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE AN EASY 10K. BOAT PRICE COMPETING WITH NEWER DECK BOATS IF CUSTOMIZED THE CORRECT WAY AND SEATS MORE PEOPLE!
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http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/boa/1678860689.html
 

rellsun

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Ok I have never posted and read a ton on here and just had to post this

This is a 1967 boat with a 1984 70 hp Johnson with power trim and tilt. the seats are torn the paint is faded and the wiper blade is missing. It comes with 2 gas tanks and life jackets. If you want more pics just let me know. Trailer is also included. The boat is ready for the water, you don't really have to do anything


All this for the low low price of 1800
http://appleton.craigslist.org/boa/1673740519.html


best part "The boat is ready for the water, you don't really have to do anything."
oh you just need a new interior
 

marlboro180

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Well Brian, as long as we are in the WI Craigslist, how about this gem?

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/boa/1680134479.html

Boat and Trailer for Sale. I believe the boat is a 1977 18 ft Tri Hull Chrysler with a Chrysler V8 I/O Engine. I purchased the boat about a year ago as a project boat to upgrade from my current smaller boat however I just do not have the time for it. The boat had been stored in a barn for about 6 years. The cast iron block engine seems to have rusted the cylinders so the engine needs some attention, it does not currently run. I do not have much time or experiance with boat repair so I have decided to let this boat go. The seats have been chewed apart by some animals so they would need recovering. The trailer is a very large and a nice roller bunker tandem axle trailer in good condition. I also have the two sets of back to back seats that go in the middle (not pictured). The frames are still in good condition however the fabric would need recovering like the rest of the seats. The hull is also in good condition, has some minor nicks and scratches most likely caused by pier rash but overall very good condition for the age of the boat. This is an excellent project for someone with the time and knowledge of boats. Call 88888888 or email for questions.

http://images.craigslist.org/3k83oa3l05Z45W65X0a468aca0fffbd741ed0.jpg
 

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brian1963

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

lol i missed that one damn bet it sold already though lmao
 

Home Cookin'

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

those 70's are good motors, and old seats always need work. He might get it, although I'd price the motor at no moer than $1200 if it's in good shape. So boat and trailer $600? Not too far off.
 

reelfishin

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Usually I find that spelling in an ad like this results in a real interesting boat.
Too bad there's no pics.


http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/boa/1659897827.html

CLASSIC 1955 GRUMN 14 FT. BOAT - $3500 (PORT ST. LUCIE)
Date: 2010-03-25, 8:17PM EDT
Reply to: sale-ggjff-1659897827@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

1955 grumn boat with new 15 hp evinrude moater comes with good trailor. also come with new battier,30 trowing motor ,alumuin ors, new anchor,life jacket ,seats , bimini top , call mark anytime @ 7772-224-9762

* Location: PORT ST. LUCIE
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interes
 

reelfishin

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http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/boa/1662908444.html

Its a cool boat but not $9500 worth of cool.

http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/boa/1662908444.html

1960 Cutter boat - $9500 (port st lucie)
Date: 2010-03-26, 5:20PM EDT
Reply to: sale-gqbx5-1662908444@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

15 foot Cutter. 1960 Evinrude - 40 hp motor. fiberglass boat with compartments filled of floatation foam. boat fully restored in 2007. all new paint interior and exterior using IMRON brand red and white to original condition. new wiring, connections, steering wiring is also new. newly upholstered seats to original red and white condition. boat is kept inside and to showroom condition. motor has been completely serviced by Certified Evinrude - Johnson mechanic in 2009. cylinders have 120 lb compression, motor only used in fresh water. $9500.00 561-718-2256

* Location: port st lucie
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 

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