Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[irish1985]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

not a boat but still hilarious:

1973 El Camino MUD TRUCK $3250bo

Up for sale. 1973 chevy el camino has 73' chevy 1 ton drivetrain eaton rear danna 44 kingpin up front has the one ton leafs in rear and and has heavy halfton front springs. Truck has no lift. Could be huge with a small lift kit has thm350 trans and np205 transfer has a 355 sbc (will need new rear seal leaks a lil oil ) has edelbrock intake and a edelbrock performer 650cfm carb. Truck has like new 39.5x18x16.5r boggers on rear and 85% 40x17x16.5r gumbo monster mudders up front (have 5 gumbos in all but only 3 usable) tires are on polished aluminum 10"wide american racing rims. Inside has a new b&m shifter, cable and brackets n linkages and installed start safety switch has basic tripple gauges and small tach. Has stock bench seat in rinow have a quirkey racing seat and 5 point harness that goes with it. Truck is stock exterior and has some rust comes with installed 10gallon aluminum fuel cell also have a spare thm350 trans with attached np208 aluminum transfercase TRUCK IS TURNKEY AND READY TO RUN. ASKING $3250BO. or sweet street car or lifted truck. Possibly another mud toy. Located in town mechanic falls TEXT 2072123022 WITH QUESTIONS OR TRADE OFFERS

 

[Watermann]

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Love the name of the town "Mechanic Falls". Wonder if the guy had a rear bumper he'll throw in to sweeten the pot.

 

[roffey]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

do ya think they are trying to cover something up with the mud.

 

[reelfishin]

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Here's a good one, check out this trailer, take a close look at the pics and where the tongue is.
A bit too much overhang?
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4 x 10 Trailer w/ extended back n carpet modified

4 x 10 Trailer w/ extended back n carpet modified - $175 (Mount Laurel)

Cash only and pickup only takes a 1 7/8 inch ball.

 

[Bob_VT]

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Ohhhhhhh Carpeted......no that's real high end classy!

 

[Gibbles]

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Imagine that backend swinging around...

Maybe someone's creation to bring home those 20ft 2x4's? :lol:

 

[jbcurt00]

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Apparently someone thinks their 'custom' 'modified' trailer specially made to fit a kayak is a highly sought after trailer

Isn't the trailer under the red kayak 'modified' similarly?

I mean, come on: How else do you tow an 8ft boat on a 4ft trailer? :blue: :facepalm:

 

[GA_Boater]

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I mean, come on: How else do you tow an 8ft boat on a 4ft trailer? :blue: :facepalm:

The wood and carpet weigh more than the yak. I hope he doesn't tow on real curvy roads. Every time he goes around a bend the other lane is blocked. Nice carpet. :facepalm:

 

[jbcurt00]

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I hope he doesn't tow on real curvy roads. Every time he goes around a bend the other lane is blocked. Nice carpet. :facepalm:

Yep, I hear all the best rivers for kayaks are along long straight flat stretches of road....:facepalm: :facepalm:

 

[Brian 26]

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Instead of "modified" his ad should read "Red Green'ed"

 

[64osby]

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Here's another nice trailer. :faint2:

boat trailer

And another one with a free boat. Love how the rollers fit the boat too.

Shoreline Trailer With Free Boat OBO

 

[GA_Boater]

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The words for the long, long trailer;

I have a old boat trailer that came with a project that I have not had time to do it needs tires and bearings greased and ready for road will fit a 12ft to 16ft boat will be willing to trade a go cart frame for it or come down on price if you take boat with it has no motor

I like the last part! :laugh:

 

[jbcurt00]

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That's a pretty small hull, I wonder what Merc it had on it when the pix was taken.

Not for me, but that definitely intrigues me.

Greatly actually...:facepalm:

 

[bruceb58]

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This one just needs a table from the same restaurant the seats came from.

24ft Pontoon boat

It does have the ever popular Alpine stereo as well.

 

[crabby captain john]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Since it comes with an antique Chrysler motor he is asking a premium price. When it needs parts it can be used as an anchor.

This one just needs a table from the same restaurant the seats came from.

24ft Pontoon boat

It does have the ever popular Alpine stereo as well.

 

[jjacobs007]

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This one just needs a table from the same restaurant the seats came from.

24ft Pontoon boat

It does have the ever popular Alpine stereo as well.

Maybe even the waitress as well.

 

[3rdtimesthecharm]

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That`s a aweful short stipper pole on the bow.

This one just needs a table from the same restaurant the seats came from.

24ft Pontoon boat

It does have the ever popular Alpine stereo as well.

 

[bruceb58]

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That`s a aweful short stipper pole on the bow.

That's the post where the sign "please wait to be seated" goes.

 

[scipper77]

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Honestly, the bamboo railings could be done pretty tastefully on a pontoon boat. I'd bet with a bamboo floor and some "Tiki" style seating you could have a nicely themed pontoon.

Of course that has nothing to do with this pontoon other than that I actually don't hate the bamboo wall.

 

[crackedglass]

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A real bargain

BOAT 11.5 FEET ALUMINIUM - $4750 (MAMAHAWKIN)

BOAT 11.5 FEET ALUMINIUM

ALUMINIUM BOAT 11 FEET 6 IN. WITH TRAILER AND ELECTRIC MOTOR. IDEAL FOR FISHING OR DUCK HUNTING ON BACK BAYS. BOAT AND TRAILER LIKE NEW,WAS USED ONLY A FEW TIMES IN FRESH WATER LAKES.