Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

crabby captain john

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

"Title in hand.
I am wise to scammers.
$5000 FIRM"

He should be wise to scammers as at $5000 he is one!
 

QC

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

1998 Larson - Must go

Almost a decent deal but: It has a slight crack in the engine block due to frozen water.
 

h2odick

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Don't worry, its only one of those "slightly" cracked blocks, easily repairable with some JB weld! Back on the water in no time and good as new!
Now, had it been one of those improper winterization cracks, then we might have a problem.
 

QC

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Slight got my attention, but "frozen water" made me laugh :D

The slight crack reminded me of a little bit pregnant :eek:
 

tinkerguy70

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But guys!!... It MUST GO!

So therefore, it is a deal you simply can not pass up. Anytime something MUST GO, it is priced so reasonably that only a fool would pass it up!

Yeah, it's got a slight crack in the block but it MUST GO!
 

jbcurt00

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Yum, yeah, that boat MUST GO as a sellable $4K boat, like I MUST GO in the garage & find my largest BMFH and have at my left hand repeatedly w/ it..............

As an interesting aside, did the slight block crack develop under mom & dad's ownership or under the 'current' owner's careful stewardship?

I love it though:
I will be visiting Vegas in order to show the boat for a few days during the week of June 3rd. It HAS to go then as I do not want to make multiple trips to sell it. Make me an offer. Trailer included. Please email or call me for more information or to set up a time to see it. Serious inquiries only.

That boat for sale for $4K should include multiple PAID IN FULL trips for the buyer, a free 2 night stay ON the strip in a decent upper floor suite w/ some free gaming chips, including 2 or 3 of the black ones (the $100's ;)) a non-buffet dinner for 2 & a show to keep the Admiral happy.......

Yeah, I'll make ya an offer: $19.95 :blue: :cold:

If I was still a drinking man, I might use my current 702 area code cell# to schedule a go see & a possible wet test at Lake Las Vegas or Lake Meade. And another from my admiral's........
 

Silly Seville

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This one's just funny because the seller blames the wife not once, but twice. Sounds like HE did it!

Boat motor n more

485 Mercruiser complete motor and lower unit. Recently pull from boat.
Boat totaled wife ran into dock. Throttle and power steering cables. Power steering pump.
Was on a 22 foot 1984 203 santara cuddy.Ran great till wife crashed my boat.
If you have any questions you can call Bruce
 

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loose rivet

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Here's a good one,
15' Boat

I guess at least its got a title?

https://post.craigslist.org/imagepreview/m/3I33N43He5Id5H25J6d5r13580324a8dd1027.jpg
15' Boat - $100
Up for sale or trade, 1961 Fiberglass boat.
No motor, no trailer, I bought this for its trailer.
Had a 35hp motor.

Good hull, no damage.
No seats, needs new plywood on floor.
Steering and dash still in boat.
Has FL title.

You will need a trailer to haul this, it will be on blocks before the end of this weekend.
 

matt167

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Here's a good one,
15' Boat

I guess at least its got a title?

https://post.craigslist.org/imagepreview/m/3I33N43He5Id5H25J6d5r13580324a8dd1027.jpg


15' Boat - $100
Up for sale or trade, 1961 Fiberglass boat.
No motor, no trailer, I bought this for its trailer.
Had a 35hp motor.

Good hull, no damage.
No seats, needs new plywood on floor.
Steering and dash still in boat.
Has FL title.

You will need a trailer to haul this, it will be on blocks before the end of this weekend.

Unless I'm mistaken, that's a Lonestar simmilar to WOG's
 

crabby captain john

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

He says "Not interested in electronics, but would consider anything lawn tractor or fishing related of equal value.". There is a transducer I just put in the trash-- whoops,,, he said "equal value" and it is worth a lot more than that hull.
 

jbcurt00

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Here's a good one, 15' Boat Good hull, no damage. Steering and dash still in boat.

Unless I'm mistaken, that's a Lonestar simmilar to WOG's
I don't know if it's a LoneStar or not, but the windshield (uncracked & w/out crazing) and the steering wheel (unbroken, and restorable) are both 'worth' as much as they're asking for the whole boat............

Maybe a Funny TLC ad, but definitely a pretty good 'donor' boat. If you're close, have an empty trailer & don't mind a little work.....
 

jbcurt00

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Well, for his CL ad he's honest :rolleyes: And for me a CL first:
Hi my names Kalvin and I'm looking to get rid of my ski boat. I need it out my driveway TODAY because I'm going to prison for 3 years and my mom doesn't want it in her driveway. - 21six.6seven3.5six4one. Thank you
free 14 ft. ski boat, perfect for this summer!

ugh....
Too bad, looks like it might have been a great project to keep his hands & mind otherwise occupied:
3If3Nc3He5Nb5Id5Ebd612ee04198709118cb.jpg
 

SWD

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Too funny!
 
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