Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Gibbles

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Boats W/Motor Classifieds for Utah, Idaho, and Wyoming | ksl.com

$75.00 Boat – Arrow Glass “SKIPPER” Economical Fishing Platform

No mistake only $75 - Perfect Hull, no cracks or repairs. Attach an outboard and throw in some lawn chairs and you will have a roomy stable fishing boat that you can stand in and walk around. I need the trailer for another project so selling this for less than the remaining parts would sell for. Will deliver locally.

Good parts as follows:

Trolling motor bracket

Bimini frame with sliding attachment rail

Walk through windshield

Front and rear running night lights

Tachometer
Seller Contact Info
Bob
Home 801-568-0674 | Email ?

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tomhath

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Well, for his CL ad he's honest :rolleyes: And for me a CL first:
Hi my names Kalvin and I'm looking to get rid of my ski boat. I need it out my driveway TODAY because I'm going to prison for 3 years and my mom doesn't want it in her driveway. - 21six.6seven3.5six4one. Thank you
free 14 ft. ski boat, perfect for this summer!

ugh....
Too bad, looks like it might have been a great project to keep his hands & mind otherwise occupied:
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Yea, but I can't help but wonder if his prison term is related to outfitting this boat with a motor and trailer...:confused:
 

GA_Boater

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Yea, but I can't help but wonder if his prison term is related to outfitting this boat with a motor and trailer...:confused:

Maybe the VIN should be run by the police. :grumpy: He must be a bad boy, even Lindsay Lohan can't get a three year sentence. :lol:
 

OneFoot81

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Volvo penta

Wow...either im losing it and need to go to bed, or this person has lost some marbles. crappy pics of a rotten setup for 2k?
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

"No, I'm seriously just sellin' a paddle. Oar, stick, wood thing. That's it."
 

GA_Boater

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

It is the thing you hold in your hand and pull water by you to make it go, when there is no motor, read this right!
 

jbcurt00

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I found this one funny. Boat Paddle for sale!

Maybe I'll call him and ask if he takes PayPal..

"No, I'm seriously just sellin' a paddle. Oar, stick, wood thing. That's it."

It is the thing you hold in your hand and pull water by you to make it go, when there is no motor, read this right!

Carp & me w/out a creek to be up w/out his paddle.
 
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