Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[tomhath]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

But the trailer is worth a thousand by itself!

"tandumne axel trailer worth a thousand it self"

Oh...so that's what he meant.

 

[tinkerguy70]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

"tandumne axel trailer worth a thousand it self"

Oh...so that's what he meant.

Well yeah....wasn't it obvious? :lol:

 

[NetDoc]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Check out this awesome deal... for only $10,000.00 you can own this: ##### 49 ft CASCO boat hull MAKE GREAT COMMERCIAL/DIVE/LOBSTER BOAT

 

[NetDoc]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Another gem: Wood project Boat/Old School

This one is only $1,500.00, but it is incredibly rough!

 

[RogersJetboat454]

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The name of the boat ("She's Mine"), would certainly need to be changed, because that's something I wouldn't want to admit to...

 

[RogersJetboat454]

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Another overpriced, ugly Barge;

36 Ft Cabin Cruiser 1971






36 Ft Cabin Cruiser 1971 - $12000 (Stoughton)

"1971 36 Ft Cabin Cruiser
36 Ft Cabin Cruiser 1971

Twin OMC 350 gas engine's, Both start right up and run great.
Cruises at 22 knots.
Steering and throttles work fine.
Straight prop shafts, good seals.
Good, balanced Props.
Thick & strong hull, No damage history.
Bottom paint fair, No barnacles.
Large rear state room with beds on both sides
Bow bunk room
2 Bath Rooms (Full Stand up)
Galley and Dining

36 length x 13 beam, 7 ft. draft

Top side needs some prep & paint.
Inside looks good but need some TLC work.
(See Photos)

Can be shipped over the road or launched from the Boston area.
Approximately 20,000 lbs.

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

I'm a little slow with email, so just call if you have an interest.

Call Glenn:


If you can read this Ad... It's still available!
I always take down the Ad when I have "Cash in Hand"."

 

[RogersJetboat454]

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Another one...
When did Welcraft change the design of the Nova?
Must be an aerial shot, cuz it doesn't look like 23' to me...
23 foot welcraft nova xl boat

23 foot welcraft nova xl boat - $2500 (Warwick ri)



"I have a 1988 welcraft nova 23 foot
The motor in apart it needs head gasket replaced the boat need TLC the trailer is in great shape I want a cart trailer for trade something that can pull a truck , car or bob cat would like to be in nice shape text me at xxxxxxxxxx send pics of trailer I need soon !! "

I hate when people use unrelated pictures as place holders....

 

[TilliamWe]

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I hate when people use unrelated pictures as place holders....

Like in the car ads, too? "This isn't my car, but it's the same model and color" As they attach a factory brochure picture of a brand new car. Idiots!

 

[GA_Boater]

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Tiger must be selling his yacht. It looks like his golf bag with the suspect 9 iron Elin used for Caddy remodeling and facial reconstruction.

 

[jbcurt00]

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Is the Amazing Kreskin in the marina?

Boat for sale

Are CL ads paid/charged by the letter now?

 

[Gibbles]

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"boat for sale"

Well I'm talked into it, sold!

That guy must be one heck of a salesman!

 

[jbcurt00]

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Just send the blank check to BR549, attn: Guy w/ a boat (make & condition unknown) for sale, amount TBD :facepalm:

 

[RogersJetboat454]

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In the interest of balancing all the forces of the world, I think someone should answer this one with an equally descriptive ad.
Something along the lines of "Boat Wanted" should suffice...

 

[QC]

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Ok, there's value here, but $4K?

496 Marine Engine

496 Marine Engine - $4000

496 Vortec Marine Engine,--C-N-C-PORTED HEADS,everything but the cam 1 Piston and the Exhaust System, It has the computer for the fuel injection,all the plumbing,and pumps water and fuel. It NEEDS 1 PISTON AND A 4 / 7 SWAP CAM SHAFT, IT WILL GO STANDARD/ STANDARD AND STANDARD BORE________ I NEED $4000.00 ________________________

 

[jbcurt00]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

In the interest of balancing all the forces of the world, I think someone should answer this one with an equally descriptive ad.
Something along the lines of "Boat Wanted" should suffice...

Best post of the day!

EDIT: someone beat ya to it, although slightly more verbose.........

 

[GA_Boater]

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Ok, there's value here, but $4K?

Seems like a lot for a motor in pieces that still needs parts, gaskets and machine work. As well an explanation why it ended up in this state, as in what happened to the piston and cam?

 

[GA_Boater]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Best post of the day!

EDIT: someone beat ya to it, although slightly more verbose.........

This potential buyer is looking for one of those hard to find tri-hauls. He's being to picky. LOL

 

[QC]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Seems like a lot for a motor in pieces that still needs parts, gaskets and machine work. As well an explanation why it ended up in this state, as in what happened to the piston and cam?

The ridiculous thing is I dug deeper and the guy runs an engine shop. And he's scrounging for a piston? WTF?

 

[GA_Boater]

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The ridiculous thing is I dug deeper and the guy runs an engine shop. And he's scrounging for a piston? WTF?

What! Put the thing together and make some real $$$. Methinks it might just be junk. Am I an untrusting soul? Yep.

 

[briangcc]

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Here's one in Roch-cha-cha NY...

85 Calais open bow


I love the grasp of the English language, punctuation used, and apparently its a guessing game if it runs or not as the owner states it runs but then says he/she isn't sure as it won't turn over!