Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

catfishcarl99

catfishcarl99

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

man this page is full of absolute scrap heaps.

read this one:facepalm:

Hello, I have a decent fishing boat for sale it is a 15 ft monark with a 50hp evanrude, it has a 36lb thrust trolling motor that runs by foot pedal, there is also another electric motor in the back that works just needs a new propellar, there is also 3 anchors with string to anchor boat, there is also 2 or 4 life jackets, it also has led lights mounted to the side of the boat for night fishing (bugs dont retract to them) it has fire extusioner and horn. This boat is'nt the not the prettest but it float and run good never had a problem with either. The only reason I am selling due to a new job and have no time for it now the boat sticker is not due for awhile so you could be fishing tonight if wanted. I have titles for boat and trailer. ..............I would really be interested in trading for a chip for a 99. 24 valve cummins or other stuff just let me know what you have perty much like anything.

wow. ever have spelling in school. i make a mistake now and them but. who makes evanrude? not sure if string will pull an anchor. so is it 2 or 4 life jackets?

so ok i know alot about the animal kingdom. whats it mean when bugs retract?:confused:


http://bn.craigslist.org/boa/3228887580.html
 
catfishcarl99

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

rebuilt trasm. how bout some color? that thing is like twice baked potatoes.

how does these folks ask $3000 for something thats been used for a garbage can?
 
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jessper

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Here is an another of pay me to haul away my trash:

http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/boa/3238932770.html



1976 Glaston boat 1975 150 hp mercury motor and trailer no title, good for parts or fixer upper. $500.00 OBO. Call 660 423 5388
Will trade for street bike or guns of equal value!!!



No title, no lower unit, filled with trash.

Would be interesting to see a street bike that is equal in value to it for trading.
 
catfishcarl99

catfishcarl99

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

jessper said:
Here is an another of pay me to haul away my trash:

http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/boa/3238932770.html



1976 Glaston boat 1975 150 hp mercury motor and trailer no title, good for parts or fixer upper. $500.00 OBO. Call 660 423 5388
Will trade for street bike or guns of equal value!!!



No title, no lower unit, filled with trash.

Would be interesting to see a street bike that is equal in value to it for trading.
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found one.
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

catfishcarl99 said:
found one.
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Nice, Carl. Nice find :eek: I think what's left of the motorcycle may be more valuable ;):)
 
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BlkY2k

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Not a boat but I cant stop laughing. At least he`s honest and its FREE.

I have a very cool 70's shagilicious baby poo green carpet remnant. It is 10x10 and has been in the garage for a while so it has that nice garage funk to it. It would still be good for outside uses like a deer blind, truck bed mat or to rub your little sisters face into. I am too lazy to tie it up and take it to the curb so I hope someone comes to get it before trash day tomorrow. You can't beat the price. I would even deliver it for gas.
http://saginaw.craigslist.org/zip/3247195945.html
 
Triton II

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

OneBone said:
Fantastic! Need more of these kinda folks around!
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I absolutely agree, the thing is a work of art! Weird, but in a fantastic kind of way! The "Doc" would approve, I'm sure...

TII
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

OMG!!! We need to immortalize that one. I'm not sure how legit it is, but I don't care. Priceless:

NICE SEA DOO SELLING VERY CHEAP - $500

I got this jet sky from my fren for free cause he blowed the moter so i put my grampas motor on the back case hes ded.so he dont use it anymor my dad said he thinks you will get killed on it so hes makin me sell it to someon else. its almose don it just needs stuff hoked up. The moter riuns grete if you spray hair spray into te careberater case the gas tank isnt hookd up yet. i think wen its done it wil prolly do about 32 or 85 miles an our anim sure the womin will love it and alwase ask fer rider on it i dont have a cell fone an my parents dont ether so call my grammas house an tell her but talk loud cause shes def. i will take best offers. ps this is a good birfday present for a kid.

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rockyrude

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I wonder if you'll get to 32mph before the "motor mount" lets go!!
 
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