Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

catfishcarl99

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

hahahahaha o my. a computer chair? a trihule? new upastry:facepalm: is that a doughnut shaped like a u?:D good thing he redid it, lmao.

you pay for gas. think the gas might be worth more than the trihule.
 

catfishcarl99

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

View attachment 149719View attachment 1497201960 starcraft 18ft - $2400 (vermilion)

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Date: 2012-05-31, 11:59AM EDT
Reply to: scr3m-3048789496@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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ads not by this site
1990 90 hp mercury motor
18 ft alum. stacraft
trailer
$2400.00
440-242-5823
if no answer leave message
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/boa/3048789496.html


really his 1990 merc blue band is pretty interesting since i thought the blue band ended in the 80s



honestly i wouldnt give him $.24 for that mess.

love the bayliner fishing boat above too. looks like someone was trying to build the hubble telescope.
 

Jeepcollector91

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

View attachment 149719View attachment 1497201960 starcraft 18ft - $2400 (vermilion)

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Date: 2012-05-31, 11:59AM EDT
Reply to: scr3m-3048789496@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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ads not by this site
1990 90 hp mercury motor
18 ft alum. stacraft
trailer
$2400.00
440-242-5823
if no answer leave message
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/boa/3048789496.html


really his 1990 merc blue band is pretty interesting since i thought the blue band ended in the 80s



For less money you could get this: http://eastnc.craigslist.org/boa/3067745833.html

22' Starcraft - $2200 (kinston)

Date: 2012-06-09, 4:16PM EDT
Reply to: mqcbw-3067745833@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

22' Starcraft aluminum boat with trailer. Has rod holder frame over cockpit. Bimini top. 85 h.p. Johnson. Ran last time on the water. Too many boats in my yard. Motivated seller.




Location: kinston
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3067745833
 

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laserbrn

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I think my favorite overly used CL line is....."Ran last time on the water". No kididng...? It ran last time it was on the water? That tells me a lot about it's condition, thanks!
 

lakelover

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Cool looking old aluminum boat, high price though. Looks like it could be fun at the right price.

http://albany.craigslist.org/boa/3069417399.html

1950's Aerocraft Runabout (Clifton Park, NY)

I have a 1955 Aerocraft duel cockpit aluminum runabout for sale with the trailer. No motor. The boat is 14 ft long. The boat is in nice condition just needs a motor.
The trailers tires are weather checked but hold air and it pulls very well. Other than the tires the trailer is in very good condition as well.
Just add your outboard and go. This is a rare and fully usable antique. Asking $1250.00 or best offer. No title but it shouldnt be difficult to get a registration. This boat is too old for a title. A bill of sale will be provided. Trades considered.

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Cool space-age knee braces.
 

64osby

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

^^^^^ A little steep me thinks. Maybe if it had a nice 35 Lark or Javelin with controls and a windshield. Nice looking hull.
 

EricJRW

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Imagine how it would look all shined up!
 

sutor623

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Looks like someone has some extra aluminum laying around and just tried to make a little boat look big? What a mess! Priced right but what would one do with a boat like this? Part it out and scarp the rest?

love the bayliner fishing boat above too. looks like someone was trying to build the hubble telescope.

Yeah what a mess....
 

QC

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

That is just weird ^^^^^^^^

Email or call *** *** **** for all information.....this is 65.616797 ' X 121.3910761' in size, transportable, via water it must be tug boated to move, by land by mac truck, can be moored, etc. serious inquires only, this is expesive.

OK, so how is going out 6 digits past the decimal helpful? And how can a "mac" truck, or any other brand, transport something that is 65+ feet wide anywhere? I do find it important that it can be moored; wouldn't want it to float away while I was in the restroom or taking a nap. Would those questions count as serious inquiries? Hmmmm . . .
 

NetDoc

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Could you imagine what you would have to do when a hurricane comes to town???
 

NetDoc

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Here's a peach: http://keys.craigslist.org/boa/3075109799.html

call xxxXXXxxxx jon 3 dinghys included ,one has 3 hp yamaha, 34' has 20 hp outboard as power, 2 stroke jonson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbTHrklTBPU&feature=channel&list=UL video of boat

WON'T LAST, ALREADY HAVE OFFER to finance BUT PREFER CASH.

24'' plasma tv,3 dinghys,one with 3 hp yamaha,2 stroke generater new,solar panl, all included


MEET ME INSIDE DOMINOS PIZZA BY WINN DIXIE SHOPING CENTER at 5:30- 6:00 pm wensday , will be wearing red soccer t shirt , switzerland


It's a race to see who gets to him first! :D
 

jbcurt00

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Could you imagine what you would have to do when a hurricane comes to town???

Umm, isn't this why it's portable:confused:

Just keep an eye on the weather & move as necessary. And the 2 pix are different, so tailored to your needs/wants/desires.....:facepalm:

I'd like mine w/ twin injected & supercharged 502's please. Or an even half dozen Seven motors.

Que the Styx muzac:)
 

PeteyDaMan

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I actually found an article on this thing and other concepts.

http://www.gizmag.com/orsos-floating-island-superyacht/22771/

about half why down the article is the "boat island"

Orsos Island Concept

More recently, three superyachts took the idea of a floating island as their theme, but the price tag on these behemoths would be beyond US$100 million to put in the water, and at your rule-of-thumb 10% (of the purchase price) per annum in upkeep, a cool US$10 million a year minimum to run.


for that price, I'll take 2 :D
 
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