Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Too bad, looks like a boat KevFin has. I like those old runabouts w/ the glass backed front seats.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Looks like someone was shot in one of those seats. I wonder how much the value would go up if you were to claim it was someone famous.
 
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http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/boa/2898983530.html

1990 18ft seaswirl cuddy cabin...great starter boat...minor engine issue new engine was not winterized properly and pistons are frozen..great boat for the price for a handy person...interior in great condition carpet freshly cleaned new porto potty.... trailer included

"Minor engine issue"?!?:eek:
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Saw a funny one this weekend. It read as follows:
We have a 26' with twin 454s. It will to 65 easy. We also have two teenage boys. The boat and the boys are not compatible. We are inexplicably connected to the boys. Therefore, the boat must go.
 
ezmobee

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

NYBo said:
minor engine issue new engine was not winterized properly and pistons are frozen
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That once sentence so appropriately describes the craigslist experience doesn't it? ;):eek:
 
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Mel Taylor

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I wonder if this guy is trying to convey some hidden message by capitalizing certain words?

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/boa/2900919466.html
Cheap boat ,motor and trailer - $200 (Grandview)

Date: 2012-03-13, 7:48PM CDT
Reply to: 64tnz-2900919466@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have afiberglass boat on good trailer for sale
Boat not good but have good TITLE !! And trailer has tirle

Motor is separate its TITLED as well 65 merc complete
As far as I can tell

Im into cars got from craigslist thought id try a dabble at boats just

Not my thing

Jeremiah sale trade bang bang man stuff

LETS MAKE DEAL SO WERE BOYH HAPPY

Location: Grandview
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


PostingID: 2900919466
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

:facepalm:

"Jeremiah sale trade bang bang man stuff"

I'm going to use that in conversation today.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Philster said:
:facepalm:

"Jeremiah sale trade bang bang man stuff"

I'm going to use that in conversation today.
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Any ad with the word "gun" is automatically flagged on craigslist. Paintguns are listed as paint "markers", real guns use words like "bang bang man stuff"
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

And I am actually looking to buy a long-range tactical bolt action bang bang man stuff.
 
GA_Boater

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I don't think this guy wants to fix the problem - his boat. So he'll get a smaller O/B instead. :facepalm:


"Wanting to sell my engine off my bass boat or trade for a smaller engine! The 75 mariner is way to big for my boat and its pulling the mount bolts of the stern loose. will sell for 3000 or will trade even for a 40 or 50 in as good of shape and that runs as good. It has set up since last year and does need carbs cleaned but it start and run text or call me @ xxx-xxx-xxxx. My name is Robert"

http://augusta.craigslist.org/boa/2896623458.html
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Gibbles said:
I would love to hear the outcome
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OMG! Talk about these wanta-be cool guys. This guy puts Near Cool as his lication. If such a place actually exists, Oh well, my bad. But the guy is deffinately NOT cool.

http://goldcountry.craigslist.org/pts/2842329751.html

This is what I sent the guy in response to his ad:

Hey, I like the deal but I know where Near Cool is and I don?t like that place. Near Cool is like Neer Beer, It just isn?t beer.:cool:
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

ARTIZAN said:
http://goldcountry.craigslist.org/pts/2842329751.html
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That guy is awesome:
Or take the whole thing. I just don't want to deal with people who want random parts and show up with 18.00 in quarters, 5 dogs and 1 large wife and wanna yak for 45 minutes negotiating the price of some Hoopachew. I ain't that bored and I got Dish.

So bring that refund check and get a motor for jr's new white-trash go-cart or somethin shiny for you that scares flatlanders.
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