Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.
I love craigslist ads, check out these two deals I just picked up a week apart.
(My notes follow in ALL CAPS.)
bayliner boat - $500 (hemet)
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Date: 2011-11-25, 9:14AM PST
1987 bayliner v4 volvo motor i was going to fix it but cant do it my loss your gain
Don't have key,
don't have paper work,
the trailer has license the canopy is worth the $500 along with trailer don't ask so many question either you want it or not i already went to court on it i will not go get the paper work if i wanted to do more work i would of done it already, Piece it out use them on a boat you already have
they told me it would be more money to fix interior that and the motor needs some work so i don't want it any more if you want me to do the leg work for the papers i want more money so that is that , Sorry but its not worth any more trouble for what i'm asking i can make the trailer into something if it doesn't sell but i already have a trailer and i want the boat gone.
• Location: hemet
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2703095788
BOUGHT BOAT AND TRAILER FOR $300 ON 12--2011.
TRIP COST $200
NEEDED SIDE SIDE GLASS – PAID $100
NEEDED TILT RELAY – PAID $100
NEEDED CARB KIT – PAID $30
NEEDED STARTER – PAID $65
NEEDED TRAILER JACK – PAID $50
NEEDS BILGE PUMP
NEEDS BLOWER
NEEDS UPHOLSTERY
ALREADY LAUNCHED IT FOR A TEST RUN. THE BOAT WAS SITTING FOR A FEW YEARS AND RUNS I BIT ROUGH, STILL NEEDS THE CARB KIT INSTALLED.
And this ad.
NEED TO GET RID OF MY BOAT - $500 (SFV/L.A)
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Date: 2011-12-06, 10:30AM PST
Reply to: sale-mvbh7-2739108500@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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I need to get rid of my boat its been sitting in my backyard for like about 3 years, i took it to the river in laughlin neveda about 3 years ago and it had a mechanical problem and i just never got around to fixing it, i have a daughter now so i dont have time or money to try and fix it or use it. The paint job on it is about 4 years old and it is sitting on a good trailer to tow it on, here are some pictures of how it looked when i had it out on the river like about 3 years ago. (818) 470-7707
• Location: SFV/L.A
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2739108500
ENGINE FROZEN AND MINOR FIRE DAMAGE IN THE ENGINE COMPARTMENT. SELLER SAID THAT THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION CAUSED BY NOT RUNNING THE BLOWER.
BOUGHT BOAT AND TRAILER FOR $250 ON 12-7-2011.
ENGINE WAS FROZEN, FREED UP WITH MARVEL MYSTERY OIL
NEEDS STARTER
NEEDS ALTERNATOR
FOUND THE FAULT AT THE FUEL TANK VENT HOSE “EASY FIX”
CLEANED UP THE SULFER FIRE RETARDENT AND ONLY FOUND SOME SCORCHED ELECTRICAL TAPE, A BURNED BLOWER HOSE AND ABOUT 2"x8" OF UPHOLSTERY. EVERYTHING ELSE SEEMS TO HAVE SURVIVED THE “INFERNO”
See my other thread for more into on this one: http://forums.iboats.com/search.php?searchid=2042790
I will be posting pics of these two boats in my profile I may keep them both I will be selling all my old ones now.
I love craigslist ads, check out these two deals I just picked up a week apart.
(My notes follow in ALL CAPS.)
bayliner boat - $500 (hemet)
________________________________________
Date: 2011-11-25, 9:14AM PST
1987 bayliner v4 volvo motor i was going to fix it but cant do it my loss your gain
Don't have key,
don't have paper work,
the trailer has license the canopy is worth the $500 along with trailer don't ask so many question either you want it or not i already went to court on it i will not go get the paper work if i wanted to do more work i would of done it already, Piece it out use them on a boat you already have
they told me it would be more money to fix interior that and the motor needs some work so i don't want it any more if you want me to do the leg work for the papers i want more money so that is that , Sorry but its not worth any more trouble for what i'm asking i can make the trailer into something if it doesn't sell but i already have a trailer and i want the boat gone.
• Location: hemet
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2703095788
BOUGHT BOAT AND TRAILER FOR $300 ON 12--2011.
TRIP COST $200
NEEDED SIDE SIDE GLASS – PAID $100
NEEDED TILT RELAY – PAID $100
NEEDED CARB KIT – PAID $30
NEEDED STARTER – PAID $65
NEEDED TRAILER JACK – PAID $50
NEEDS BILGE PUMP
NEEDS BLOWER
NEEDS UPHOLSTERY
ALREADY LAUNCHED IT FOR A TEST RUN. THE BOAT WAS SITTING FOR A FEW YEARS AND RUNS I BIT ROUGH, STILL NEEDS THE CARB KIT INSTALLED.
And this ad.
NEED TO GET RID OF MY BOAT - $500 (SFV/L.A)
________________________________________
Date: 2011-12-06, 10:30AM PST
Reply to: sale-mvbh7-2739108500@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
________________________________________
I need to get rid of my boat its been sitting in my backyard for like about 3 years, i took it to the river in laughlin neveda about 3 years ago and it had a mechanical problem and i just never got around to fixing it, i have a daughter now so i dont have time or money to try and fix it or use it. The paint job on it is about 4 years old and it is sitting on a good trailer to tow it on, here are some pictures of how it looked when i had it out on the river like about 3 years ago. (818) 470-7707
• Location: SFV/L.A
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2739108500
ENGINE FROZEN AND MINOR FIRE DAMAGE IN THE ENGINE COMPARTMENT. SELLER SAID THAT THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION CAUSED BY NOT RUNNING THE BLOWER.
BOUGHT BOAT AND TRAILER FOR $250 ON 12-7-2011.
ENGINE WAS FROZEN, FREED UP WITH MARVEL MYSTERY OIL
NEEDS STARTER
NEEDS ALTERNATOR
FOUND THE FAULT AT THE FUEL TANK VENT HOSE “EASY FIX”
CLEANED UP THE SULFER FIRE RETARDENT AND ONLY FOUND SOME SCORCHED ELECTRICAL TAPE, A BURNED BLOWER HOSE AND ABOUT 2"x8" OF UPHOLSTERY. EVERYTHING ELSE SEEMS TO HAVE SURVIVED THE “INFERNO”
See my other thread for more into on this one: http://forums.iboats.com/search.php?searchid=2042790
I will be posting pics of these two boats in my profile I may keep them both I will be selling all my old ones now.
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