Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

ARTIZAN

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I love craigslist ads, check out these two deals I just picked up a week apart.
(My notes follow in ALL CAPS.)

bayliner boat - $500 (hemet)
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Date: 2011-11-25, 9:14AM PST

1987 bayliner v4 volvo motor i was going to fix it but cant do it my loss your gain
Don't have key,
don't have paper work,
the trailer has license the canopy is worth the $500 along with trailer don't ask so many question either you want it or not i already went to court on it i will not go get the paper work if i wanted to do more work i would of done it already, Piece it out use them on a boat you already have
they told me it would be more money to fix interior that and the motor needs some work so i don't want it any more if you want me to do the leg work for the papers i want more money so that is that , Sorry but its not worth any more trouble for what i'm asking i can make the trailer into something if it doesn't sell but i already have a trailer and i want the boat gone.
• Location: hemet
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


PostingID: 2703095788

BOUGHT BOAT AND TRAILER FOR $300 ON 12--2011.
TRIP COST $200
NEEDED SIDE SIDE GLASS – PAID $100
NEEDED TILT RELAY – PAID $100
NEEDED CARB KIT – PAID $30
NEEDED STARTER – PAID $65
NEEDED TRAILER JACK – PAID $50
NEEDS BILGE PUMP
NEEDS BLOWER
NEEDS UPHOLSTERY

ALREADY LAUNCHED IT FOR A TEST RUN. THE BOAT WAS SITTING FOR A FEW YEARS AND RUNS I BIT ROUGH, STILL NEEDS THE CARB KIT INSTALLED.

And this ad.


NEED TO GET RID OF MY BOAT - $500 (SFV/L.A)
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Date: 2011-12-06, 10:30AM PST
Reply to: sale-mvbh7-2739108500@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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I need to get rid of my boat its been sitting in my backyard for like about 3 years, i took it to the river in laughlin neveda about 3 years ago and it had a mechanical problem and i just never got around to fixing it, i have a daughter now so i dont have time or money to try and fix it or use it. The paint job on it is about 4 years old and it is sitting on a good trailer to tow it on, here are some pictures of how it looked when i had it out on the river like about 3 years ago. (818) 470-7707
• Location: SFV/L.A
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


PostingID: 2739108500
ENGINE FROZEN AND MINOR FIRE DAMAGE IN THE ENGINE COMPARTMENT. SELLER SAID THAT THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION CAUSED BY NOT RUNNING THE BLOWER.
BOUGHT BOAT AND TRAILER FOR $250 ON 12-7-2011.
ENGINE WAS FROZEN, FREED UP WITH MARVEL MYSTERY OIL
NEEDS STARTER
NEEDS ALTERNATOR
FOUND THE FAULT AT THE FUEL TANK VENT HOSE “EASY FIX” :)
CLEANED UP THE SULFER FIRE RETARDENT AND ONLY FOUND SOME SCORCHED ELECTRICAL TAPE, A BURNED BLOWER HOSE AND ABOUT 2"x8" OF UPHOLSTERY. EVERYTHING ELSE SEEMS TO HAVE SURVIVED THE “INFERNO” :D

See my other thread for more into on this one: http://forums.iboats.com/search.php?searchid=2042790

I will be posting pics of these two boats in my profile I may keep them both I will be selling all my old ones now.
 
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Home Cookin'

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://eastidaho.craigslist.org/boa/2718247776.html

Perfect! No reevits or itchy glass to worry about.

Carl

the suggestion to put an outboard on it is bound to bring in the suckers. "would make a nice play house"?? the neighbors would love that.
we ahve so many half-sunk wooden cruisers around here to start a navy. It's a shame, but this one is one of the worst--look at the delaminated wood on the stern. But there are $100 worth of vintage parts on it if it hasn't been stripped yet, or a good source of interior cabin wood if you were restoring or making a wooden boat.
 

Philster

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

A CL classic: http://delaware.craigslist.org/boa/2742261094.html

Nothing like a 65 h.p. speed boat. Hold on!

Also: new axel (so much better than an axle) and hub's (that apostrophe makes them far superior to hubs). Anyone skilled at fixing soft fiber glass floors? Who needs oars when you have ours?

CL Listing:

15.5 ft tri haul 65 h.p - $2800 (newport)

I have a 15.5 ft tri haul speed boat. it has a 65 h.p evinrude that has been rebuilt by the outboard shop in elkton m.d and is still under warranty. I put over 1200 dollars into this motor.
this boat is a 15.5 foot tri-haul which is in fair shape. the fiber glass floor has a little soft in one little spot and the seats are new but I would recommend buying better seats because I got the cheapest one's because I ran out of money because of the motor.
the trailer is a sea lion trailer with a new axel and two new hub's and also brand new led light's all around.
Also with the boat I will through in a cb radio and a fm/am with cd player radio. and trollin motor which is 12 volt 50 lbs. also 3 marine battery's, 2 ours, safety box with everything to get started .

this boat is ready to go in the water and is in great shape for it's age

my number is 302-528-4xxx my name is frank

p.s these pictures are from last april. the boat is under a cover and is winterize for the season, but I will take it out for a serious buyer.
the only reason for me selling is because my roof is starting to leak and i need money to replace the roof on my house
 

ezmobee

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

^^^That's a classic case of "extra zero in the price" :p Motor is most likely an electric shifter too :eek:
 

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smokeonthewater

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

guy selling "the first jet ski" said:
sent pictures to 20 boat museum & all of them said they never seen or heard of it......
.......or had any interest at all in buying the old p.o.s.


LOL
 

jasoutside

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

$25,000? How stupid is that.

I'm thinking he may have a difficult time selling that at $250
 

smokeonthewater

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

might help if he knew what he had.... thas a motorized surf board... I don't recognize that model but I've seen plenty of others
 

ARTIZAN

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

$25,000? How stupid is that.

I'm thinking he may have a difficult time selling that at $250

I'ld pay $25 and get it running or change the outboard motor for a newer one. I was designed with a 7.25 HP outboard which protruded through the bottom of the bow and could reach a top speed of 35 MPH. It was made of aluminum so I'm sure that most of them have been recycled by now.
 
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