Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

2ndtry said:
I'm guessing there is a reason its super rare. A boat with a built in trailer. kind of interesting idea, but why?
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Maybe it was engineered and built by an aircraft designer. "Cleared for take off"
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Meet Terry. I do believe that Terry is a little confused. His descriptions seem to include "clean, runs/rides great". But, if you pay him some cash, you can haul his junk away so he doesn't have to.

http://saginaw.craigslist.org/boa/2725782015.html

http://saginaw.craigslist.org/boa/2727076717.html

http://saginaw.craigslist.org/boa/2726550990.html

http://saginaw.craigslist.org/boa/2725767040.html

And for those of you not looking at the pictures, he wants you to look at them. He stated that in his ad. He said "look at pictures".


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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

What we need is more Terry, baby. I dream of a day when Terry gets his own thread.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

More indestructible glassers exposed to the elements. I know this because I looked at the pics. :eek:
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I hope Terry is blind.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

LonLB said:
Must be something wrong with me, because I can see that boat being turned into something really neat.
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You wouldn't be the first person to buy a boat after seeing it in this thread... I bought a 28' regal for $600 that someone posted.... had been sunk in the hudson river... I drove nearly 1000 miles in a blizzard to get it too.... the engines and drives are in my wellcraft and my friend repowered the boat with his own craigslist finds and used it all last summer.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I love it. Not only does it come with a trailer, but enough mulch for your flowerbeds for the year.

Can you see getting the trailer license for it?

2ndtry said:
Super RARE project boat

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/boa/2738705925.html

I'm guessing there is a reason its super rare. A boat with a built in trailer. kind of interesting idea, but why?
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

He calls them all "clean." Now, as a guy married almost 30 years, I understand "guy clean" and "girl clean." But if this is clean, I'd hate to see his trailer!

Note, too, the first "see do" pictures are a year old; bound to be another 4 inches of leaves on it by now.


jasoutside said:
Meet Terry. I do believe that Terry is a little confused. His descriptions seem to include "clean, runs/rides great". But, if you pay him some cash, you can haul his junk away so he doesn't have to.

http://saginaw.craigslist.org/boa/2725782015.html

http://saginaw.craigslist.org/boa/2727076717.html

http://saginaw.craigslist.org/boa/2726550990.html

http://saginaw.craigslist.org/boa/2725767040.html

And for those of you not looking at the pictures, he wants you to look at them. He stated that in his ad. He said "look at pictures".


:facepalm:
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

How come the "jet boat" has a splash well and a steering tube coming into it?
jasoutside said:
Meet Terry. I do believe that Terry is a little confused. His descriptions seem to include "clean, runs/rides great". But, if you pay him some cash, you can haul his junk away so he doesn't have to.

http://saginaw.craigslist.org/boa/2725782015.html

http://saginaw.craigslist.org/boa/2727076717.html

http://saginaw.craigslist.org/boa/2726550990.html

http://saginaw.craigslist.org/boa/2725767040.html

And for those of you not looking at the pictures, he wants you to look at them. He stated that in his ad. He said "look at pictures".


:facepalm:
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

got a chuckle over this comment planted in the middle of how "immaculate" this boat is: "The only problem is that the motor runs to "rich" so it will foul spark plugs and I have to replace the plugs pretty much every other time I wanna use it."
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Home Cookin' said:
Fiberglass paddle pontoon. That's the idea I was recommending to the guy with a too-small jon boat who want to make it act like a big jon boat.
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no chit........ lead a horse to water 'n stuff..... LOL
 
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