Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[25thmustang]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I rarely post on this type of thing, but here goes one... Only $3000 and all of this is yours. Some might say, the deal of the century.

http://newhaven.craigslist.org/boa/2703596380.html

V-4 100hp Johnson Outboard Motor used locally for 2 seasons (Bought from Flagship Marina Devon, Ct with ZERO hours) so running time may be around 50hr's..

First to buy this motor for a mear $3000 gets this 15+ft Sunfish boat with it's 50hp Evinrude & the trailer they sit on for FREE.. YOU HAVE TO REMOVE I WILL NOT DELIVER!!!

Text 203-736-7885 with "Interested in Motor" in the subject line otherwise I won't respond or return your calls..

NO SCAMMERS, NO LOW BALLERS (Your already getting the deal of the century here)

 

[NetDoc]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I always thought this was a funny looking boat... especially for the money: http://keys.craigslist.org/boa/2689917862.html

 

[bob johnson]

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I always thought this was a funny looking boat... especially for the money: http://keys.craigslist.org/boa/2689917862.html

insane to pay $55K for that boat...so its got $6,000 worth of stainless steel piping...and a $12,000 motor....no way the hull is worth the rest.....

bob

 

[JOz99]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Maybe you could hang it on the wall!

http://sandusky.craigslist.org/boa/2702611402.html

 

[V153]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Maybe you could hang it on the wall!

http://sandusky.craigslist.org/boa/2702611402.html

Think it'd make me seasick, urp ...

 

[halfmoa]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I always thought this was a funny looking boat... especially for the money: http://keys.craigslist.org/boa/2689917862.html

It looks like the engineers got together and said "How can we make a more top heavy boat?"

I bet if I stood on top of that thing, faced starboard and farted it'd go over.

 

[NetDoc]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

He's one fart smeller!Think about it. The fish will die laughing when he pulls up.

 

[26aftcab454]

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Wow, just wow....

http://nmi.craigslist.org/boa/2699838558.html

I'd give $250 for it!

 

[wagnerz]

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http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/boa/2710935779.html

Anyone need a stereo for their boat?

 

[Silly Seville]

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What annoys the carp out of me is when I see ad's where the moronic seller is referring to vinyl seats as "leather." Really? He really believes that his folding jon boat seats are upholstered in leather? Stupidity is scary!

 

[Beefer]

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http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/boa/2710935779.html

Anyone need a stereo for their boat?

I'd buy it. The stereo & speakers are probably worth $100 alone (new), puls it's solar powered - awesome! (the solar panel is worth $30+)

 

[oops!]

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where does the ice and beer go?

 

[jjacobs007]

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Maybe the stereo and amp are waterproof to 50ft. lol

 

[NetDoc]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Here's a cutie:

16' Tug boat with Yanmar Diesel
http://panamacity.craigslist.org/boa/2667935124.html​

 

[halfmoa]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Here's a cutie:

16' Tug boat with Yanmar Diesel
http://panamacity.craigslist.org/boa/2667935124.html​

I'd like to know the story behind that one...

 

[MassillonBuckeye]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I love the description in this one:

"Needs lower unit hydrolic cables (cheap parts, we just don't have time for it)
"
Never seed me one a dem hydrolic cables.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/boa/2683090216.html


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74 140 Horse Mercruiser!!! WITH TRAILER!! - $600 (Demotte,In)

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Date: 2011-11-03, 10:26AM CDT
Reply to: sale-3cfwr-2683090216@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Selling a 74 140 horse Mercruiser Boat WITH Tilting Easy load Tri Haul Marquis Trailer!!!!
Inboard Outboard Motor
Runs Great, Has new Shifter Cables!!!
Needs lower unit hydrolic cables (cheap parts, we just don't have time for it)
18 FOOT
Asking only $600OBO!!! NEED TO SELL ASAP. If you would like more info or would like to see it feel free to call or txt 219-613-5117.
**** I'm having problems returning peoples emails,for some reason there not sending. So PLEASE. CALL OR TXT ME AT 219 613 5117.
Thank you for your time! Have a great day!!

11-2-11 PRICE WAS LOWERED TO $600!!!!! WE NEED TO SELL FAST!!!! PLEASE MAKE REASONABLE OFFER!!!!!!!!!

Ahh the famous, yet very elusive "Tri Haul"! Love those!!

 

[Mel Taylor]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Ahh the famous, yet very elusive "Tri Haul"! Love those!!

Still and all, I would imagine that a "Tri Haul" boat must be far better than the occasional "Tri Hole" boat that I have seen advertised here in New Mexico.

 

[NoKlu]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Kijiji has replaced Craigslist as the place to advertise in Canada.

http://edmonton.kijiji.ca/c-cars-ve...-Aluminum-boat-and-Trailer-W0QQAdIdZ300284302


Just in case it's gone.

You need this boat like Noah needed his Ark... The world sea level is rising and the world is going to end in 13 months so you know that next summer is your last chance to catch that last BIG one so you can brag to your friends as you sit around the camp fire waiting for the end. You know your wife is going to nag your butt about wasting perfectly good money on an old boat but just think you can leave the nagging B#%*H at home while you and the buddies are out bonding ... Hell if you like you can do the redneck thing and drop a small block Chevy in it and use it as a ski boat!!!

I was thinking of keeping it for myself in case the big flood does come but I have to face the fact that I have no life and the friends I use to have have long since disappeared when the money ran out so its time to liquidate a few items so I can buy more beer so I can drink away my sorrow because Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce.

Life is rough and now I need to sell this gem of a yacht and my loss is your gain.

The boat is $800.00 and the trailer is free so no more whiney messages about the trailer probably needing new bearings and the hitch might need to be replaced bla bla bla. Have you ever heard of Princess Auto??? All these parts are available for less than the price of a cheap hooker. Sure the trailer is not made for this boat but at least you have a way to get it home or if you would like leave the trailer but bring a bunch of friends and a cooler full of beer along with 100' of rope and tow the dam thing home in the ditch with your drunk friends in it giggling all the way home like a bunch of school girls while another friend videotapes the episode from the back of the truck. You may end up with something that will get aired in the TV show DUMBEST STUFF ON WHEELS...

Don't make low ball offers because it ain't going to happen for $300.00 !!!
Come and have a look and be serious. The pictures were rushed so there is junk in the boat that has since been removed and it really is in great condition.

 

[ezmobee]

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http://york.craigslist.org/boa/2727375471.html

Aluminum trailer? I think not. Boat is worthless.

 

[ezmobee]

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OMG, I think this embodies the true spirit of this thread! http://york.craigslist.org/boa/2725371465.html