Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Careful guys :eek: ;)
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I love the description in this one:

"Needs lower unit hydrolic cables (cheap parts, we just don't have time for it)
"
Never seed me one a dem hydrolic cables.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/boa/2683090216.html


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74 140 Horse Mercruiser!!! WITH TRAILER!! - $600 (Demotte,In)

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Date: 2011-11-03, 10:26AM CDT
Reply to: sale-3cfwr-2683090216@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Selling a 74 140 horse Mercruiser Boat WITH Tilting Easy load Tri Haul Marquis Trailer!!!!
Inboard Outboard Motor
Runs Great, Has new Shifter Cables!!!
Needs lower unit hydrolic cables (cheap parts, we just don't have time for it)
18 FOOT
Asking only $600OBO!!! NEED TO SELL ASAP. If you would like more info or would like to see it feel free to call or txt 219-613-5117.
**** I'm having problems returning peoples emails,for some reason there not sending. So PLEASE. CALL OR TXT ME AT 219 613 5117.
Thank you for your time! Have a great day!!

11-2-11 PRICE WAS LOWERED TO $600!!!!! WE NEED TO SELL FAST!!!! PLEASE MAKE REASONABLE OFFER!!!!!!!!!
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

for 600 i would be all over that like white on rice.......id offer 250 and start there. !

lots of parts
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

rico1391 said:
Here's your classic TLC ad!
http://up.craigslist.org/boa/2633246200.html
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Rewritten by another Clist "author":

OLD BOTE RAN GRATE LAST TIEM WE USED IT LIFE JAKETS AND ANKORS AND EXTINGUSHER AND SKIS AND ROPE NEW BATTERY IN 2004 CARBS CLEENED NEW FULE LINES CAUSE OF ETHANAL NO RUST HOOKED JUMPER CABELS TO THE STARTER AND SPRAY ETHER IN THE CARB AND REVVED THE LIVING HELL OUT OF IT NEW EMPALLER 2003 SOUNDS OK OK RADIO TRAILOR GOOD LITES WORK OK REBILT BEARRINS IN HUBS RUNS GOOD LITES WORK TITLE CLEAR CASE OF NATTY LIGHT IN THE LIVEWALL INCULDED FLOOR OK BUT SOFT TRANSOME OK AND FLEKSES SEATS OK TREE DIDNT HURT IT GLASS SEEMS OK TURN KEY CALL TOO FOER NIEN THREE TOO FOR


:facepalm:
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

this one is a great deal until you get to the last three words

1986 18ft SPORTSCRAFT w/ 140 Horsepower - MERCRUISER inboard/outboard motor.
This is a very, Very Nice boat. It has all new fiberglass flooring with water-proof carpet and trim, All Brand New.
...and with it comes everything you need to be ready for the water; vest and all the bells & whistles for coast guard.

We had a blast last year tubing, fishing and just enjoying rides.
We got relocated so have 2 move fast..!

Trailer is $1k by itself, INCLUDED & also updated w/ Brand New mechanisms.

Needs a new battery and some engine work. Engine is locked.
$700 obo ask 4 JOE @ 757-328-3178


Location: Norfolk, Va
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I say good salesmanship :)
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Well, at least the price is about right:
http://clcache.info/df/boats/Old%2013.5%20feet%20fiberglass%20boat%20that%20needs%20repair%2C%20possibly%20GLASSTRON.html?loc=Westchester&txt=%0AOld+13.5+feet+fiberglass+boat+that+needs+repair%2C+possibly+GLASSTRON%3Cbr%3E%0A%3Cbr%3E%0Ahas+a+ding+on+the+side+and+interior+needs+to+be+redone%3Cbr%3E%0A%3Cbr%3E%0ADoes+NOT+come+with+trailer+%3Cbr%3E%0A%3Cbr%3E%0ADoes+NOT+come+with+any+paperwork%3Cbr%3E%0A%3Cbr%3E%0Athe+old+NY+Registeration+number+is+visible+on+the+boat+if+that+helps+with+obtaining+the+paperwork%3Cbr%3E%0A%3Cbr%3E%0APlease+call+if+interested+914-523-3702%2C+FREE%2C+thank+you%3Cbr%3E%0A%3C!--+START+CLTAGS+--%3E%0A%0A%0A%3Cbr%3E%3Cbr%3E%3Cul+class%3D%22blurbs%22%3E%0A%3Cli%3E+%3C!--+CLTAG+GeographicArea%3DWestchester+--%3ELocation%3A+Westchester%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3Eit%27s+NOT+ok+to+contact+this+poster+with+services+or+other+commercial+interests%3C%2Fli%3E%3C%2Ful%3E%0A&img=5Q15T05P53nb3o63l8bb4c605ba288da01068%2C5Y35Z35Q63m53p13l4bb463519f0bb24e10a6%2C5O55T55X53k13o83lbbb45529a17310a2186c%2C5O25T55U03n43k93p4bb49c8d9a7495a2151f%2C&n=2684621375&price=-&em=sale-5rwk9&dt=2011-11-14%2C+10%3A33AM+EST&atype=med&cl=hudsonvalleyCLO%2Fboa
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

That is the perfect boat to restore. A classic and great potential. Im talking about the tinny with a cabin for 700 bucks,
 
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