Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Wrongsyde

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Here's one that might need some tlc. What gets me is the precision of the descriptions. Not a bad price, and it appears the seller is trying to be VERY up-front with the sale. :) Sounds like seller is more of a lawyer than a boat person. No photos were attached, more the pity.

16' Fiberglass Boat, 85 HP Mercury Outboard and a Calkins Trailer. - $650 (CD'A)
Date: 2011-07-15, 1:48PM PDT
Reply to: sale-kxyjf-2496208165@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
The Boat was made by Winner Boats, Tennessee in 1972. Constructed of Marine Plywood and Fiberglass. I do not consider the boat to be currently seaworthy and it does require maintenance work before it can be put back into the water.

The Mercury Outboard Motor is rated at 85 HP (850 Series) and manufactured in 1973. The motor suffered a water pump impeller failure the last time it was put into the lake in the summer of 2010. It was running at idle speed at dockside when it was purposely shut down because of the lack of the tell-tale water stream. The Boat and Motor were removed from the water and returned to storage. The motor requires an unknown amount of maintenance before its capability will be known. It is not currently usable.

The Trailer was built in 1978 by Calkins (model BC-16-2100). It is usable and can transport the boat and motor at moderate speeds on the highway or city streets. The trailer will need new tires and the wheel bearing re-lubricated or replaced before the trailer could be considered usable on a daily basis. The trailer has no structural damage.

All three items (Boat, Motor and Trailer) are sold as one item and will not be sold separately. There is NO Warranty of any kind on any of the items and all items are sold "As is, where is." CASH only. MAKE ME AN OFFER
 

Stachi

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

He sounds like an honest guy....if he was local to me , I would take a look at it....
 

jvigier

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

erh...I would teach the kids to swim...16 mouths to feed doesn't allow you to buy a large vessel (you would need over 30Ft I would imagine right?
 

CaryW

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

No dry rot???? Really? Wet rot maybe?

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/boa/2500659496.html

This is a fixer-upper. The $500 is NOT firm,. Make me an offer. Hasn't ran in 15 years. Just did not have time for it. The engine. 140 hp Mercruiser i/o, is fine but I'm sure will need work. There is no dry rot. Comes with trailer. Michael 817-692-5957.
 

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saclass

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Just a few weeks ago found and ad for a "1995 Low Pro Speed Boat" that did not look anything like something made in the 90's, asking $3000. I was curious and feeling like a smart *** so I went to look. First thing I looked for was a hull ID, not present due to the multiple layers of fiberglass on the transom placed by some nautical genius. I even asked what year it was thinking he had made a typo, and was told it was a 95. Had the old square case Mariner V6 circa late 70's/ early 80s and the hull was your classic tahiti look-alike. He was not flexible on the price. He was a nice guy, just didnt know his bow from his stern, no hull ID to support my argument so I left defeated.
 

jjacobs007

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

No dry rot???? Really? Wet rot maybe?

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/boa/2500659496.html

This is a fixer-upper. The $500 is NOT firm,. Make me an offer. Hasn't ran in 15 years. Just did not have time for it. The engine. 140 hp Mercruiser i/o, is fine but I'm sure will need work. There is no dry rot. Comes with trailer. Michael 817-692-5957.

the outboard looks good though,then i saw the interior OUCH!!!
 

rockyrude

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Anybody up for a challenge?

140 Hp / Special for the Handiman - $1300 (northwest suburbs)
Date: 2011-07-31, 2:22PM CDT
Reply to: email addy [Errors when replying to ads?]
1986-POWERHEAD FOR A 140 HP.JOHNSON OUTBOARD, (we do not have the time to finish the rebuild.)
MACHINE WORK IS DONE, RE-BORED TO .040 OVER, also INCLUDED ARE:
ALL NEW PISTONS, RINGS, BEARINGS & GASKET KITS IN OROGINAL BOXES
TAKE IT ALL AWAY FOR $1300.
CALL (xxx)-xxx-xxxx FOR DETAILS Ask for "Ed"
 

QC

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

You get a whole disassembled powerhead? Cool :rolleyes:
 
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