Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

jjacobs007

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

NYBo said:
Well, now we know why so many members here are so negative about hydrofoils. They have been mounting them backwards all this time!

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I have to wander about what it did,right.bet you could wash ur hands without bending over the transom while running!
 
saumon

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

NYBo said:
Well, now we know why so many members here are so negative about hydrofoils. They have been mounting them backwards all this time!

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You guys didn't get it. Mounted this way, you could get on plane faster in reverse...
 
NoKlu

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This Camaro is on ebay right now.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2010...8a1279&clk_rvr_id=239175834959#ht_4311wt_1165

In case it gets deleted I copied some of the description.
HER or the CAR?Your Choice... But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!​

2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS​

As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.




Lets Compare Spec?s​
2010 Chevrolet Camaro ​
Soon To Be Ex-Wife​
Muscle Car​
Pretentious Witch​
SS Model​
Snob Model​
High Performance Motor​
Motor Mouth Low performance brain​
Extraordinary Acceleration​
Wants Reparations​
6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm​
36 27 39 @ 5?8?​
Produces 420 lb?ft at 4600 rpm​
Produced My Kids​
6-Speed Manual Transmission​
1-Speed... Slow​
Active Fuel Management ​
Active Micro Management​
Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System​
Fully Dependant Decision Making System​
StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control​
Unstable & No Control​
Competitive/Sport modes​
Vindictive Modus Operandi​
Launches argument at every opportunity​
6 Standard Air Bags​
Mother In Law Windbag​
RS Appearance Package​
Gave Up on Appearance​
RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels​
used rear end needs clearence lights​
Spoiler​
Spoiled​
HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings​
Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places​
Variable-Rate Power Steering​
Variable-Rate ***** Mode​
Throaty Exhaust​
Throating Nothing Ever​
Precision Handling ​
Loose on entry ​
Under 10k Miles​
Over 10k Miles​
Supercar Performance ​
Winning Drama Performance​
Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior​
Carpet does not match the drapes​
16 cty/24 hwy mpg​
2 hours between Tim Hortons​
Rally Stripe package in inferno orange​
Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White​
Competitive/Sport modes​
Passive/Aggressive Modes​
Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems​
Doesn?t Know when To Stop​
Two Tone Leather Interior​
To Tan Leather Exterior​
Never had any problems ​
Too Many to list​
Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II​
Unable to Diagnose Problem​
Rack and Pinion Steering​
Armpit Rack​
 
rico1391

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Lol, kinda makes me wanna see a picture of her...
 
NoKlu

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I just went to the ad and asked the seller for pics of the wife. I will post any reply's.haha
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

looking at cars?????????

check out that auction site....08 malibu
 
rico1391

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Since we are getting off topic, this HAS to be on here...

Couch of Fertility - $225 (Manistee)

http://nmi.craigslist.org/fuo/2519617023.html

This Couch is a family heirloom pasted down from the last 3 generations. It was blessed by a priest in 1957 and we have documentation stating its blessing. Since this couch all conceptions were on this couch. The couch is a Henry Foster Collection. Only 25 were made, and I'm sure this is the only one of fertility. So if your looking to get pregnant this couch will ensure those dreams come true. In 1993 the couch was scotchguarded for easy cleanup. Additionally there is minor stains and tears due to the nature of work this couch performs.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Steve Mahler said:
I have been reading classifieds my whole life. a sickness.

my favorite is the ad that states an item 'only needs x'.

why not get it yourself? if it really only needs a new solenoid, why discount it hundreds of dollars?


makes me really wonder if people have the brains to think through what they are saying.

I too have made trips only to be disappointed in what I find. But that is the hobby....
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It's an egotistic world from the part of the seller everytime. He only thinks for himself and never consider the buyer. In fact, the only thing they think is that hopefully the buyer will buy based solely from the seller's words! I mean sometimes even a Zombie will have a hard time understanding the seller's point of view. If you are the buyer always take control of the sale!
 
90stingray

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This guy has no clue...

1997 Chapparal Ski boat 21.3 Feet Long Open Bow Ski Boat with Volvo Penta 5.7L Engine with Mercruiser I/O. Boat runs great. Upholstered seating in the bow area and 6 bucket seats in the rear section. Boat has been on a lift at Table Rock Lake (Lift is negotiable if buyer is interested). Upholstery has some weather wear due to age with some sun bleaching on the leather on the top of the buckets but overall it is in very good condition and mechanically in excellent condition...very low hours on the motor. Boat includes fishfinder, GPS, boat cover, bimini top, and tandem axle trailer. A really good boat for a great price. Price is firm.

I did email him to ask if it had a volvo penta engine with a merc sterndrive... he said he knows for sure that the drive is mercruiser and definately volvo. WTF?!! I asked for some pictures. Its just crazy to me that people have no clue what so ever. Enjoy.
 
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