Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

scott_maier

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Joshua Nichols said:
The weird crap rednecks can build with too much money and a crane.. You may be able to take the trailer out of the trailer park, but it's still trailer trash..

Needs a motor?. More like needs a tug boat...
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Wow....living in the redneck riviera myself I've seen alot of stuff, but that is just crazy..
 
Ciera2450

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What is scary....
Somebody actually took the time to build a freaking trailer/boat!!! That couldn't have been easy.

Not only do you have a crappy barge, but a crappy trailer as well. Classic stuff!

And everyone thought a trailer was to haul your boat! hahaha
 
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http://desmoines.craigslist.org/boa/2432173764.html

Looking for a jet boat? HERE YOU GO!!!!!

Early 70s Glastron jet boat,
I guarantee it floats, and pulls nice down the road, and comes with everything you see here.

It was a repo, the guy says the v-8 runs great, it's been sitting for 4 years, selling as is where is, could use TLC. I have a title to the boat and a reg for the trailer, and will write you up a bill of sale.

first $900 CASH call or text xxx-xxx-xxxx some small trees grew up , that will need removed , I can help with that no big deal.
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I thought it was very nice for him to offer to help remove the trees. :p
 
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Fjandy said:
Do you think the sliding door works? If so, I'd love to have it. Paint that thing and love it to death. I'm really digging the rod holders near the back that could be tough to reach from inside.

Do you think the turn signals work?
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i like the stern light too.
 
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Fjandy said:
Do you think the sliding door works? If so, I'd love to have it. Paint that thing and love it to death. I'm really digging the rod holders near the back that could be tough to reach from inside.

Do you think the turn signals work?
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come on, i hope thats not a starcraft! somebody get the slim jim i locked my keys in the bovan.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Re: the van boat--I just see it as a big carbon monoxide trap
 
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I like how he says "it's always broke" and "parts are hard to find." As a seller those are the two phrases you'll never want to say while trying to sell your boat.
 
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