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    Math !

    Little Zachary was doing very badly in math.<br />His parents had tried everything... Tutors,<br />Mentors, flash cards,<br />Special learning centers. In short, everything<br />They could think of to help his math.<br /><br />Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took<br />Zachary down and...
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    Game warden and Spinner

    >>A hillbilly went hunting one day in Kentucky and bagged three ducks. He<br />>>put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home<br />>>when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like <br />>>hillbillies.<br />>><br />>>The game warden ordered to the...
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    General

    The General was recovering from emergency gall bladder surgery and driving<br />the medical staff nuts. His shouted orders and demands had begun to distract<br />the nurses from other patients and had them at their wits end. When the<br />General thought the staff was not jumping fast enough to...
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    Ahha the Irish

    An Irish Daughter <br /> <br />An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?<br /> <br />The...
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    Another Cruise Joke for Scrappy

    DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE <br />I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all <br />my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. <br />DEAR DIARY .DAY TWO <br />We spent the entire day at sea It was beautiful and we saw some <br />whales and dolphins. What a...
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    The answer to Todays the Day!

    >> WHY HUMANS LIVE LONGER THAN DOGS<br />>><br />>><br />>> Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year- old Irish<br />>> Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their<br />>> little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker and they were hoping...
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    Two Wolves

    One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on<br />inside people. He said, My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us<br />all.<br /><br />One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed,<br />arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment...
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    Ol Blue Oldie but goodie

    THAT'S MY BOY<br /><br />A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy.<br /><br />"Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that...
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    Transom angle.

    I have the motor off my boat for stering cable replacement. the problem I have is this. The angle of the transom is toward the bow from the top of the transom,Or maby better stated the top of the transom is 2.5 " further to the stern than the bottom. I noticed that they had wedges under the...
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    Hey its lonesome here, I know thiers more of us

    Helloooooooooooooooo!!
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    Things a Cowboy shouldnt have to do!

    Subject: Cowboy buying a bra<br /><br /><br />I just flat think this is cute>>><br /><br />I ain't much for shopping,<br />Or for goin' into town<br />Except at cattle-shipping time,<br />I ain't too easily found.<br /><br />But the day came when I had to go -<br />I left the kids with Ma.<br...
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    For you who havent seen it Priceless

    Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover after the night of his office Christmas party. <br /> <br />He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of<br />water on the side table. <br />And, next to them, a single red rose! <br />Jack...
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    Ever have a I hate my job day

    When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.<br /><br />On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and...
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    Eggs

    Subject: Egg Business<br /><br /><br /> John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several <br /><br /> hundred young layers (hens, called pullets) and eight or ten roosters <br /><br /> whose job was to fertilize the eggs.<br /><br /><br /> The farmer kept records and any...
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    Weather

    1st day of march and 95* here, 30* above normal.<br />I noticed the tops of weeds and grass in the bar-ditches were turning green. Amazing what 1.25" of rain will do in a few days. chance of rain in forcast next 3 days. If we get more I may just dance a little Irish jig. Ill post pix of course...
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    Spoon

    >> THE STRING AND THE SPOON<br />>><br />>><br />>> A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for <br />>>an<br />>> organization.<br />>> Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and<br />>> noticed<br />>> that the waiter who took our...
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    Drawers

    Boxers or Briefs (no I didnt check the spelling)
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    Phone call

    Subject: The Phone call<br /><br />>><br />>> > > ((((RING))))<br />>>> ><br />>>> > **Pick Up**<br />>>> ><br />>>> > "Hello?"<br />>>> ><br />>>> > "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"<br />>>> ><br />>>> > "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"<br />>>>...
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    McBass 170

    Toughest boat I have ever seen, If I bought a new boat tomorrow it would be a SEA ARK. Ought to call them stump jumpers, Mine is a 96 mod been put through he!! and after a long day on the water when you pull the plug only water that comes out is what was drained from the ice chest.
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    JB re-name 2

    Have you got that name scrubed off yet? hows it comming? :D :D <br /><br />Aperfect opertunity for several post pads. ;) :p
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