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    Idiots!!

    IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: <br />I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there...
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    iboats members are a bunch of rednecks

    Okay, some of you are not rednecks and would take exception to be categorized as such, but I know that in spite of your political affiliations I believe most of you share these values and for that retain my respect for your differing views on other issues.<br /><br />God Bless.<br /><br /><br...
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    Wife left me!

    > > > > The wife left me...<br />> > > ><br />> > > > I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we<br />had<br />> to<br />> > > > cut<br />> > > > back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big<br />> > > > drinker,<br />> > > > maybe a 12-pack on...
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    GWs last term (humor not troll)

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    Frog

    Subject: Fw: The Frog<br /><br />An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he...
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    Dressing a child

    Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?<br />He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.<br />Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up...
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    Hillary for Pres.(Humor not troll)

    HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT ( <br />January 2009)<br /><br />>Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night <br />in <br />>the White House. She has waited so long.......... The ghost of George <br />>Washington appears, and <br />>Hillary says, <br />> <br...
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    Wall Mart Associate

    A woman goes into Wal-mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.<br /><br />She doesn't know what kind to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. <br /><br />A Wal-mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. <br />She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me...
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    Monster?

    Monster spotted in lake Champlane, No details caught the tail of the story on tv this am,
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    Man Im tired

    WHY AM I SO TIRED???<br /><br />For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough <br />sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax<br />build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I <br />found out the real reason:<br /><br />I'm tired because I'm...
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    Phill

    where did the gardning tips go. me little woman keeps standing behind me tapping here foot impatiently. ;) :D
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    Hailing PJC

    Hey man whazzup we aint heard from you. How you doing? :D
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    Spinner Im Sorry.

    It has become aparent I have driven you over the edge, and for this I am heartily sorry. ;) :D :D :p
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    Cheap Burial

    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on a vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,<br />"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150." <br />The man thought about it and told him he would...
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    Lifes He!! when you get OLD

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    JB re-name

    That name has got to go. Whats the plan.<br /><br /><br />When is it comming home?<br /><br />
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    A Clasified Add

    These are actual newspaper ads:<br /><br />FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little *****. Bites.<br /><br />FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.<br /><br />FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.<br /><br />FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered...
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    Golfs worst 4some

    1. MONICA LEWINSKI<br />2. O. J. SIMPSON<br />3. TED KENNEDY<br />4. BILL CLINTON<br /><br />WHY YOU ASK? Well, you're going to love this!<br /><br />1. MONICA IS A HOOKER<br />2. O. J. IS A SLICER<br />3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND...<br />4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST!
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    Mr. Fish Ice fishing Trip.

    EDITED FOR LADY FISH!!
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    Surgery

    Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. <br /><br />One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private...
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