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  1. heycods

    I gotta go hunting

    > <br />> A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The<br />> counselor asks them what the problem is. <br />> <br />> The wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had<br />in<br />> the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.<br...
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    Docs

    *Doctors:*<br />1. The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000.<br />2. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.<br />3. So, accidental deaths per physicians, per year are 17.14%.<br /> (Statistics courtesy of the U.S. Dept. of Health and Human <br />Services)<br /><br />*...
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    Arses

    There is a new study out about women and how they feel about <br />their<br />arsses!<br /><br /> I thought the results were pretty interesting:<br /><br /> 85% of women think their arss is too fat...<br /> 10% of women think their arss is too skinny...<br /><br /> The other 5%...
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    US Senator has a plane crash

    U.S. Senator Unhurt in Air Crash <br /> The Associated Press reports that New York junior Senator Hillary Clinton narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft that she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern New Jersey because of bad weather.<br /><br />...
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    QC

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Man I missed your aniversary yesterday :D Iguess its a man thing I always forget thoes things ;) :D
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    A L F joke

    -----: Another Blond Joke<br /><br /><br /> A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.He told her just to...
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    3 pigs

    The Three Little Pigs <br />Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. <br /><br />"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.<br /><br /><br />"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.<br /><br /><br />"I want beer, lots and...
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    Irish Flood

    Worst flooding in Irish history ,People in a panic!!
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    One for LF,I guess you need a ladys view

    Subject: Men will never learn <br /> <br />Still living at home and expecting to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.<br /><br />So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath...
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    Hailing Stan Deezy

    If your ever over this way I want to fix you up with the wifes sisters.
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    Thanks a Billion

    The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending your tax money.<br /><br /> A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective...
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    Laws

    > <br />> Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become<br />> coated with grease <br />> your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.<br />> <br />> Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will<br />> roll to the least <br />> accessible corner.<br />> <br />> Law of...
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    Exercises for seniors

    >I came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength <br />>in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, so I thought I'd pass it on. <br />>The article suggested doing it three days a week. Begin by standing on a <br />>comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room...
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    Outa gas

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    The Red X

    Iboats had a red x on thier page, where an advertisement was supposed to go. Is this an impending death sign?
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    pjc?

    ???????? :confused:
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    A scrappy type joke but clean

    The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE Seven <br />Dwarfs,<br />they are ushered in to see the Pope.<br /><br />Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do <br />for<br />you?"<br /><br />Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any...
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    Chinese food

    A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken <br />Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.<br /><br />Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises<br />slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking...
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    Thought for the day

    Especially for you iboat members <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br />"Good looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart. You're blessed with both!"<br /><br /><br />HOWEVER------<br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Don't be flattered, this message was sent to ME!!<br...
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    Tramp

    It was a cold winter's day that Sunday. The parking lot to the<br />church was filling up quickly. I noticed as I got out of my car <br />that<br />fellow church members were whispering among themselves as they <br />walked to the church.<br /><br />As I got closer I saw a man leaned up against...
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