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    Blond Jokes

    should we tell blond jokes
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    A few for Deputy Dog

    > >GOOD<br />> ><br />> >In Richardson, TexasState Trooper was running<br />> radar. He had a perfect<br />> >spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any.<br />> Then he discovered<br />> >the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the<br />> road with a hand<br />> >painted sign...
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    For JB

    >Old Man humor<br /><br />><br />><br />><br />>An older man was speeding down the road at 80 mph when he looked in<br />>his rearview mirror and saw a Texas Highway Patrol car coming with its<br />>lights flashing and siren blaring. Thinking he could outrun the trooper, <br />>the<br />><br...
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    Redneck Joke

    A Redneck never misses an opportunity ! !<br /> <br />Three Rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower - Steve, Bruce and<br />Jed.<br /> <br />Steve falls off and is killed instantly.<br /> <br />As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and<br />tell his wife."<br...
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    This is gona make TXs day

    For your entertainment......<br /><br /><br /> COMMENTARY: JOHN KELSO<br /><br />Austin American Statesman<br /><br />Don't bag a Republican; they're too hard to clean<br /><br />Tuesday, February 14, 2006<br /><br />You've got to wonder how a major world leader like **** Cheney could<br...
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    A Few thoughts From A Passenger

    I sat in my seat of the Boeing 767 waiting for everyone to hurry and stow their carry-ons and grab a seat so we could start what I was sure to be a long, uneventful flight home. <br /><br />With the huge capacity and slow moving people taking their time to stuff luggage far too big for the...
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    Lovely Poem for Yall

    I AM METH" <br />(This was written by a young Indian girl who was in jail for drug <br />charges, and was addicted to meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will <br />soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this <br />simple, yet profound poem. She was released...
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    TX winner takes **** Cheaney Hunting

    Subject: The Texas Duck Hunt <br /> <br />A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell onto a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. <br /> <br />As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove upon his tractor and asked him what...
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    2005 was a Bad Year Wasnt it LF

    *Im sorry blo..uhh Lady Fish I had to do it. ;) :D <br /><br /> <br />Blonde's Year in Review:<br /><br />January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.<br /><br />February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in...
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    Sneeze

    THE SNEEZE<br />They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the already crowded auditorium. With rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt.<br /><br />Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and Moms freely brushed...
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    Sure cold, Good Chili Recipie

    A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ. He sits at the<br />counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a<br />full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at<br />it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke,<br />"If...
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    teddy bear

    The Teddy Bear Man......<br />A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end<br />up leaving together.<br /><br />They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, <br />she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, <br />cuddly...
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    Fried Chicken

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    Lid up or lid down

    When you meet a lady on the street do you tip your hat?<br /><br /> When in a resturant do you remove your hat?
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    I blew it today

    When I blow it Im like Tx I do it up right. Un- loading hay with tractor today, and ran over 2 water meters ruined 2 meters and busted both service lines. :( :( :( :(
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    Ronda

    Happy birthday mrs mikeandronda, Happy birthday Mrs mikeandronda................ :D :D
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    stones

    If you thought this was about the roling rocks your wrong. Its about them damx kidney stones , they are back. MY quiz is this, after taking my hydrocodone, muscle relaxer, and fenergin sup. and the pain is still bad should I take my burbon straight up , or mix it with branch water?
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    Paging Deputy Dog.

    Hey deputy I got a quiz?
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    Turkeys

    3 turkey toms all fanned out for spring mating season, They were just below my house this am. Go figure, does this mean spring has sprung even befour ground hog day? I better go see if the Crappie are bitting.
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    Cindy Shehan arrested

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