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  1. heycods

    Rush , hes right sometimes

    No offense Spinner, Passed on as recieved, He does make a good point .<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Love him or loathe him, he nailed this one right on the head.......... <br /><br />By Rush Limbaugh: <br /><br />I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the...
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    WET????

    WET???? 1.5" here radar says your in a storm??
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    Late night TV

    Jerry Springer, Does anyone believe that carp is real. I wonder how much they pay thoes Idiots to make such an a$$ out of themselves.
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    Whats Old

    Question brought to mind by Elmer Fudd. What is your Deffinition of Old.
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    A Smart Woman

    A Smart Woman A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail<br />with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome,<br />extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the<br />woman could<br />not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed...
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    Morality

    Has it changed in the last 50 years?
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    Ok so JB was offended and Im

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    5th of May

    Subject: Hellmann's Mayonnaise<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Hellmann's Mayonnaise - Most people don't know that back in 1912,<br />Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic<br />was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in...
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    Jump on in

    Were having a poof fest.
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    Broke the record for last 3 days

    Even up 100* here today!
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    Get it at bargan base prices

    Oil hits $70 per barrel. Looks like my boat fuel is going up. Aint it great, were on the mend now! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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    Rx

    >A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some<br />>Cyanide.<br />>The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"<br />><br />>The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.<br />><br />>The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have...
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    Another preacher story

    > A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains <br />to<br />> the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette.<br />><br />><br />> They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to <br />talk<br />> shop. One day, someone made the comment...
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    Smart Blond Joke For LF

    A blonde walks into a bank in Toronto and asks for the Loans<br />> Officer. She tells the Loans Officer that she is going on a business trip<br />> to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.00. The Loans<br />Officer<br />> says that the bank will need some kind of security for...
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    dog

    Subject: The DEA Sniffer Dog<br /><br /><br /> A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the<br />>> plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black<br />>> Labrador<br />>> Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.<br />>><br />>> The first man looks...
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    May or may not fly

    But its cute<br /><br /> <br />I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had<br />been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.<br /> <br /> There was only one little thing bothering me .. It was her<br /> beautiful younger sister.<br /> My prospective...
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    Thinking seriously about a new outlaw

    My honey
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    Double Murder

    The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."<br /><br /> A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bassturd!"<br /><br /> The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."<br...
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    I like it , Not picking on the South

    Maine Humor<br /><br /> SUV Black Boxes<br /> The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they<br /> had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past 5<br /> years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice<br /> recorders in four-wheel drive...
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    C&P Hummer in Honor

    AN SUV I WOULD DRIVE (EVEN IF IT IS ONLY AN H3)<br /><br />Karla Comfort received a lot of looks and even some salutes from people when she drove from Benton, Ark., to Camp Pendleton, Calif., in her newly-painted, custom Hummer H3. The vehicle is adorned with the likeness of her son, 20-year-old...
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