Who’s got a great idea??

[dolluper]

Re: Who’s got a great idea??

How about a helicoptor motorcycle those you can't stay in front of you fly over a James

 

[12Footer]

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Mine is ending high-speed chases for good. It is off-the-shelf technology, cheap to impliment, and the implementation can be phased-in by auto makers installing 16bucks worth of crap at the time of manufacture. Cruisers would cost about 20 per vehicle to retrofit with the transimtter.

 

[lakelivin]

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You'd have to make sure your tv isn't the kind subject to image 'burn in' problems....

 

[pjc]

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An idea of great value to me has been continuously brainstormed upon for many years during the fall and early winter. The concept???<br /><br />Create a genetically altered or an additive for shelled corn or other bait/feed used by white tail deer hunters. This concoction would only affect the male of the species.<br /><br />The result?? Upon consuming the feed the buck would have its coat in the vital zone turn blaze orange. <br /><br />Thats right, a brilliant 4 inch diameter blaze orange high viz. "dot" right dead center, so to speak, in the kill zone!!!

 

[sangerwaker]

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Auto pilot for boat so I don't need anyone to drive for me!

 

[silenscurator]

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two words...Talking Tombstone...a tombstone with a prerecorded message that plays on a tv or just on speakers, activated by motion, with a solar recharged battery...My dad and i were just joking around one day in the car driving past the cemetary, but wouldn't you know it, a year later we see it on the tv. Should've gone to the patent office...oh well, on to the next idea

 

[Kenneth Brown]

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About 4 years ago I was wondering how to get more taste in my meat( DON"T SAY IT!!!!) without smoking. I figured that I used to cut slits in it and pack seasoning so why not inject. I went down to the feedstore and got the biggest needle and syringe they had. I filled that brisket up! That was some of the best meat I have ever cooked. I thought about trying to patent it. About a week later I was in the store and guess what did I see? Yep, an injector.

 

[roscoe]

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Will someone please tell me what velcro is?<br /><br />All I have is duct tape and wd40.<br /><br />Ok, how about window screens for your car?

 

[12Footer]

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Originally posted by roscoe:<br /> Will someone please tell me what velcro is?<br /><br />All I have is duct tape and wd40.<br /><br />Ok, how about window screens for your car?

You aint right,Roscoe <br />As for the window screens, we tried that back in the early 70's on a Ford Econoline van,in the Summer,on the beautiful shores of Ten-Mile Strand...The results were woefully inadeqaute

 

[rudeafrican]

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Gaugeguy and Steve,<br /><br />Velcro was invented in 1948 by a swiss guy called George whatever. Had to do the research for a school project many many years ago.

 

[BrianFD]

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[xikxak]

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Originally posted by roscoe:<br /> Will someone please tell me what velcro is?<br /><br />All I have is duct tape and wd40.<br /><br />Ok, how about window screens for your car?

velcro is duct tape with 5 o'clock shadow.

 

[NYMINUTE]

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Anyone ever hear Velcro Fly by ZZTop??? Now we are cookin'

 

[OBJ]

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Velcro pad ya' kin stick to the bottom of a Bud Longneck so ya' can't knock it over thus preventing alcohol abuse.....

 

[mellowyellow]

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u guys ever heard of "rent a dad" where women get<br />men to come in and fix little stuff around the<br />house?<br />well, I came up with the idea of "rent a wife"<br />where us men could have a woman that never got a<br />headache!<br /><br />too bad MY wife found out...

 

[jtexas]

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Originally posted by JB:<br /> My new TV has a slot for a memory stick (used in Sony and some other digicams).

How 'bout one a those memory sticks for my brain? Any suggestions on which "port" to stick it in?

 

[NYMINUTE]

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Originally posted by jtexas:<br />

Originally posted by JB:<br />QUOTE]How 'bout one a those memory sticks for my brain? Any suggestions on which "port" to stick it in?

If there is no port............its a good bet there is no brain>

 

[jtexas]

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Originally posted by mellowyellow:<br /> u guys ever heard of "rent a dad" where women get<br />men to come in and fix little stuff around the<br />house?<br />well, I came up with the idea of "rent a wife"<br />where us men could have a woman that never got a<br />headache!<br /><br />too bad MY wife found out...

world's oldest profession, MY

 

[88spl]

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I have it, yes HDTV chan. 130. The camera is setup on a hill over looking a pond, at day break. It is kinda cool, you hear the birds and frogs, fish feeding the top water. Only thing was, after watching it for a while, the wife walked by, she stopped looked at it, and then looked at me, shook her head, and walked off. I didn't know what to say. I hope she didn't tell anyone!!!!