Re: Pee Test?
In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession. <br /><br />In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760. <br /><br />Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane. <br /><br />In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home. <br /><br />In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal. <br /><br />It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State. <br /><br />In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel. <br /><br />California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat. <br /><br />In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven. <br /><br />In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping. <br /><br />In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile. <br /><br />In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage. <br /><br />In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front. <br /><br />A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia. <br /><br />In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.<br /><br />In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark. <br /><br /><br /> <br /> In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer ! <br /><br /><br />In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.<br /><br />In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway.<br /><br />In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear.<br /><br />In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna (sandwich meat) on Sunday.<br /><br />In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates.<br /><br />In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.<br /><br />In the State of Kansas, you're not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street.<br /><br />In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.<br /><br />In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday.<br /><br /> <br /> In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street! <br /><br /><br />In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight. <br /><br />In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum. <br /><br />In Cleveland, Ohio, it is unlawful to leave chewing gum in public places. <br /><br />In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m. <br /><br />In New York, it is against the law for children to pick up or collect cigarette and cigar butts. <br /><br />In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder. <br /><br />In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length. <br /><br />In San Francisco, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up and throwing of used confetti. <br /><br />In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale. <br /><br />It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship. <br /><br />In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned. <br /><br /> <br /> In the state of Colorado, a pet cat, if loose, must have a tail-light ! <br /><br /><br />In Phoenix, Arizona, you can't walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on. <br /><br />In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing. <br /><br />In Utah, daylight must be visible between dancing couples. <br /><br />In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle. <br /><br />In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street. <br /><br />In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a false rumor. <br /><br />In West Virginia, one can't cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment. <br /><br />In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave. <br /><br />The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time. <br /><br />In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.
We haven't had a good brawl on here since the election. 
