Interesting Quotes

[Pursuit2150]

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" The way you dock your boat, is directly proportional to how many people are watching"<br /><br /> " Fish, or Cut bait"

 

[skier]

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This is my favorite:<br /><br />"Lead, Follow, or just get off the floor/lake/road.

 

[Ross J]

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I know it's not fishing but I like it anyway - <br />"The one food that will change your partners outlook forever - Wedding cake"<br />Ross

 

[fishhunter]

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"Life is too short to catch small fish"

 

[DJ]

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"Which way did they go-if you see them, let me know-I'm their leader."

 

[Dman]

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"Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part"<br /><br />Dman

 

[crab bait]

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VEGATARIAN old indian word for bad fisherman

 

[12Footer]

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"We need a bigger boat", Atter seeing Jaws on the fishfinder, movie "JAWS".

 

[crab bait]

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if you have a good tv settin' on top of a broke tv ,, chances are ,, your a redneck

 

[DJ]

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"If it ain't broke-we'll fix it"

 

[screenbuzz]

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My wife said she was going to leave me if I didn't quit fishing, boy I'm sure going to miss the old girl.

 

[62_Kiwi]

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Man cannot discover new oceans until he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.

 

[Ritz]

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From my dad<br /><br />If you get in trouble, give 'er more gas to lift the front end up...<br /><br />If, If, If. If frogs had wings they'd get 'em some bird p***y

 

[marcmccain]

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Ships are safe in a harbor. But that's not what ships were built for.

 

[mkmarquis]

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My uncle always said:<br /><br />If the cows are standing, the fishin will be outstanding.<br /><br />If the cows are laying down, better not even leave town.

 

[62_Kiwi]

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"It's a business doing pleasure with you," said the hooker accepting her fee.<br /><br />--------------<br /><br />"When it comes to books, my wife's preference is chequebooks. Once she starts, she can't put it down 'til it's finished."

 

[62_Kiwi]

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"If I wasn't so modest, I'd be perfect!"