How come?

[gaugeguy]

Re: How come?

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody sees or hears it, do the other trees laugh at it?

 

[Carphunter]

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I just checked my daylight savings account, and its in the negative. <br /><br />OBJ, i'm runnin low on my meds!!! Help!

 

[PatPatterson]

Re: How come?

If a blind man wears sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: How come?

"How much does one cost?" Asked the customer in a hardware store. "Twenty cents," replied the clerk.<br /> "And how much will twelve cost?" "Forty cents."<br /> "OK. I'll take nine hundred and twelve."<br /> "Fine. That will be sixty cents,"<br /><br />What is he buying?

 

[PatPatterson]

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You are walking along in the woods and come to a small lake. On the lake is a boat with a lawyer, a politician, and a used car salesman fishing. The boat overturns, and all three men are drowning. <br />What do you do first?<br />Read the newspaper, or eat a sandwich?

 

[Dunaruna]

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Originally posted by PatPatterson:<br /> You are walking along in the woods and come to a small lake. On the lake is a boat with a lawyer, a politician, and a used car salesman fishing. The boat overturns, and all three men are drowning. <br />What do you do first?<br />Read the newspaper, or eat a sandwich?

1st: Save the boat. 2nd: Eat the sandwich (save some for bait. 3rd: Read the newspaper.<br /><br />How'd I do?

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: How come?

Two clocks register midnight at exactly the same time. One clock loses a minute an hour while the other clock gains a minute an hour. When will they again tell the same time?

 

[Link]

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Originally posted by SBN:<br /> Two clocks register midnight at exactly the same time. One clock loses a minute an hour while the other clock gains a minute an hour. When will they again tell the same time?

On the next Full moon?? <br />How'd I do?

 

[JB]

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Originally posted by SBN:<br /> "How much does one cost?" Asked the customer in a hardware store. "Twenty cents," replied the clerk.<br /> "And how much will twelve cost?" "Forty cents."<br /> "OK. I'll take nine hundred and twelve."<br /> "Fine. That will be sixty cents,"<br /><br />What is he buying?

House numbers.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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There ya go JB.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Originally posted by Link:<br />

Originally posted by SBN:<br /> Two clocks register midnight at exactly the same time. One clock loses a minute an hour while the other clock gains a minute an hour. When will they again tell the same time?

On the next Full moon?? <br />How'd I do?

Well, not to good there Link.<br />They will both register six-o'clock 360 hours later.

 

[Link]

Re: How come?

Knew it was a trick question