Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Silly Seville

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

SigSaurP229 said:
This one comes complete with the towels covering the ragged out seats and a RANDOM axle trailer

21 foot Sea Ray Seditte bow rider
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What has me baffled is the model name of this gem of a boat. "Seditte"?
Umm, Sea Ray made three 21 foot models in '87...and none of them were called a Seditte.

People are goofy!


21 foot Sea Ray Seditte bow rider - $2250 (Clinton)

I have a 1987 Sea Ray bow rider with a 4.3 v6 MerCruiser inboard. Boat starts and runs fine. Comes with a cd player and speakers, swim platform with ladder. The interior is in fair shape but seats couled be redone. We just put towels over them. This would make a great family boat for a weekend of fun on the water. I'm asking 2250 but cash talks! Please email me for pictures.
Boat also comes with a random axle trailer.
Boat is brown and tan
Thanks for lookings
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Silly Seville said:
What has me baffled is the model name of this gem of a boat. "Seditte"?
Umm, Sea Ray made three 21 foot models in '87...and none of them were called a Seditte.

People are goofy!
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Probably Autocorrect. It's goofy as heck!
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Silly Seville said:
What has me baffled is the model name of this gem of a boat. "Seditte"?
Umm, Sea Ray made three 21 foot models in '87...and none of them were called a Seditte.

People are goofy!


21 foot Sea Ray Seditte bow rider - $2250 (Clinton)

I have a 1987 Sea Ray bow rider with a 4.3 v6 MerCruiser inboard. Boat starts and runs fine. Comes with a cd player and speakers, swim platform with ladder. The interior is in fair shape but seats couled be redone. We just put towels over them. This would make a great family boat for a weekend of fun on the water. I'm asking 2250 but cash talks! Please email me for pictures.
Boat also comes with a random axle trailer.
Boat is brown and tan
Thanks for lookings
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Luddite, It's Luddite. I'm talking about the seller. Are sheets or towels the preferred temporary seat upholstery and towels? On a random axle trailer, does it randomize going down the road or only when it's parked? No. I'm not emailing for pictures unless you have a video of the trailer randomizing.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

That Sea Ray could use a little less Miami Vice influence. Need some shades :cool:
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Alwhite00 said:
Here is on for you guys... Looks like something form an episode of the Simpsons. I didn't know you could paint monkey fur:eek:

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That looks like April and Phil's house on Viva La Bam, when they "painted" eveything blue! Wonder if they'll iron on hamburger decals for no extra charge?!
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

We're not the only ones: Heres The Deal

Heres The Deal (Florida)
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Sick of ads that say, Just needs a tune up! That means one thing. Its a piece of **** and it runs like ****. If it was just a tune up you would have done it yourself.
2nd: Ran last june, cant start now, probably needs a battery. Bull****.. again, its a piece of **** and dont run.

Bottom line people... If you cant start your boat and hear it run its a piece of **** and you need to ask the price of a piece of **** or fix it and then command what its worth.

And lastly, NOBODY freekin cares what you paid for it back in 1988, especially in Florida where boats are plentiful.
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Here's a "hot" item: Burned boat for salvage or rebuild

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20' Cobia center console without trailer, boat caught fire and completely destroyed in said fire. You'll have to retitled it as salvage and replace a few cosmetic items and this would make a great family fishing toy. I'm asking 5K for it as is and no warranty given or expressed otherwise. I'll consider trades like alate model pick-up, ATV, jet ski or boat of similar size. $5,000.00 OBO
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

He has to have cooked his brain to think someone would pay to haul away his trash.
NetDoc said:
Here's a "hot" item: Burned boat for salvage or rebuild

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20' Cobia center console without trailer, boat caught fire and completely destroyed in said fire. You'll have to retitled it as salvage and replace a few cosmetic items and this would make a great family fishing toy. I'm asking 5K for it as is and no warranty given or expressed otherwise. I'll consider trades like alate model pick-up, ATV, jet ski or boat of similar size. $5,000.00 OBO
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crabby captain john said:
He has to have cooked his brain to think someone would pay to haul away his trash.
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I think one or two things. A satisfy the wife ad "I'm trying to sell it, Honey" since he wants to hang on to it :confused: or he really thinks he can get more than 2 cents. :facepalm:
 
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