Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

JTKelleyiii said:
Beat up boat seeking new owner
Needs TLC......Check
Covered in mold.......Check
Filled with composting organic material......Check
Floorboard rotted out......Check
Flat tires on trailer.......Check
Motor should run (never mind it has not run since Katrina, Aug 2005).......Check
What is there not to love?
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Extra powerhead ventilation provided via large hole bashed in the top of engine cowl....... CHECK :eek:
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

^^^ At least the listing is accurate, seller's not trying to hide with the pictures and the write up.

Might actually be worth $200 if the brick is included.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I didn't know any States issued titles that expired...

"I currently have the title documents, however they have expired..."

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

OK fellas...I simply could not pass this one up. And to think I have lived in the great state of Indiana all of these years and never knew we had hillbillies roaming among us!

Just makes a man proud...

Custom Hillbilly Special

Custom 8ft bass hunter. comes with trailer newer wheels two seats, one will need new bolts to attach it to bracket, custom rod holders built by Dickinson Custom Furniture. cup holders, two seperate rod holders, headlights, dash lights, 12v outlet, custom rear light, paddle, marine stereo two speakers, control switches and a usb loaded with country music:) nice anchor mate and anchor, may throw in a large trolling motor and small battery for a little more. and of course the front comes complete with a nice 8pt rack. This is truely one of a kind, a must see. and please do not insult me i am firm on the price of $400 cash i can part it out and get that for boat, stereo, trolling motor, trailer, custom rod holder, and other electrical on the craft. This boat has been tagged and ready for this season, get it swiched to your name and your right as rain. would love to see this boat go to a good home to a real hillbilly who can appreciate it.
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

64osby said:
^^^ At least the listing is accurate, seller's not trying to hide with the pictures and the write up.

Might actually be worth $200 if the brick is included.
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I don't even see any good parts there, trailer looks like garbage also...

However, I see a honda outboard in the background... :D
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Silly Seville said:
OK fellas...I simply could not pass this one up. And to think I have lived in the great state of Indiana all of these years and never knew we had hillbillies roaming among us!

Just makes a man proud...

Custom Hillbilly Special

Custom 8ft bass hunter. comes with trailer newer wheels two seats, one will need new bolts to attach it to bracket, custom rod holders built by Dickinson Custom Furniture. cup holders, two seperate rod holders, headlights, dash lights, 12v outlet, custom rear light, paddle, marine stereo two speakers, control switches and a usb loaded with country music:) nice anchor mate and anchor, may throw in a large trolling motor and small battery for a little more. and of course the front comes complete with a nice 8pt rack. This is truely one of a kind, a must see. and please do not insult me i am firm on the price of $400 cash i can part it out and get that for boat, stereo, trolling motor, trailer, custom rod holder, and other electrical on the craft. This boat has been tagged and ready for this season, get it swiched to your name and your right as rain. would love to see this boat go to a good home to a real hillbilly who can appreciate it.
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Creative, very creative :lol:

I wonder how well the rod holder/rack works... :rolleyes:
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Probably one of the best deals on CL! Papers in order, only 2 bolts needed to put her on the water! CL has much worse at 15X the ask of this one!

Silly Seville said:
OK fellas...I simply could not pass this one up. And to think I have lived in the great state of Indiana all of these years and never knew we had hillbillies roaming among us!

Just makes a man proud...

Custom Hillbilly Special

Custom 8ft bass hunter. comes with trailer newer wheels two seats, one will need new bolts to attach it to bracket, custom rod holders built by Dickinson Custom Furniture. cup holders, two seperate rod holders, headlights, dash lights, 12v outlet, custom rear light, paddle, marine stereo two speakers, control switches and a usb loaded with country music:) nice anchor mate and anchor, may throw in a large trolling motor and small battery for a little more. and of course the front comes complete with a nice 8pt rack. This is truely one of a kind, a must see. and please do not insult me i am firm on the price of $400 cash i can part it out and get that for boat, stereo, trolling motor, trailer, custom rod holder, and other electrical on the craft. This boat has been tagged and ready for this season, get it swiched to your name and your right as rain. would love to see this boat go to a good home to a real hillbilly who can appreciate it.
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

14 foot Starcraft Skylark and trailer - $75 (Warrenton, VA)

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This is a Sunfish - type sailboat that is tons of fun. Sailed it for many years but moving and need to sell. Includes mast and boom but sorry, the sails were accidentally thrown out, but this is a steal for the price.

The trailer is in decent shape, but has not seen the road in a few years. I would be prepared to grease/replace the bearings.

Includes a brand new tire and rim!

This is a fun boat that needs a little TLC but could be ready to sail in no time.

Note: The pic of the boat in the water is not recent.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Is that a sock in the carb? $8500 for a 1974 campbell day cruzer (his spelling)?
day cruzer campbell 24ft.

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may trade for something cool...maybe the other sock?
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This one is close.... only priced $75 too high. It looks more like the trailer has not seen a road in a few decades
zimm17 said:
14 foot Starcraft Skylark and trailer - $75 (Warrenton, VA)

3K73Mb3L95L25He5J2d4kcf5789e3b7941d5d.jpg


This is a Sunfish - type sailboat that is tons of fun. Sailed it for many years but moving and need to sell. Includes mast and boom but sorry, the sails were accidentally thrown out, but this is a steal for the price.

The trailer is in decent shape, but has not seen the road in a few years. I would be prepared to grease/replace the bearings.

Includes a brand new tire and rim!

This is a fun boat that needs a little TLC but could be ready to sail in no time.

Note: The pic of the boat in the water is not recent.
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