Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[reelfishin]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I'm sure this guy will find a real nice boat this way......
Of course, he don't want to deal with any soft floors or fiberglass work too...


http://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/1912013897.html

I am looking for a free boat - 20'-25' cuddy or cruiser (South Jersey)
Date: 2010-08-21, 8:15PM EDT
Reply to: sale-dpd7r-1912013897@craigslist.org

Have a boat you don't want anymore? Or one that you are tired of, or that needs work?

I am looking for a first boat for myself, I don't want to spend a lot of money one getting one before I find out if it's something my family would want to do (boating, that is). So, if you have a 20-25 ft cruiser or cuddy style boat (something big enough for my family of 5 and that we could overnight in) that is in decent shape but just needs some work, or you're tired of looking at it, or whatever...I may be your answer. I see quite a few free boats on CL so maybe I can catch you before you post yours on here for someone to snag before I can even reply to the posting.

Something I could tow and that comes with a trailer would be ideal.

This post is absolutely serious. I'm pretty handy, engines/electrical/hydraulic/whatever don't scare me at all, soft floors or fiberglass repairs are not something I am interested in learning how to do.

Drop me an email if you can help me out.

Thanks in advance for your interest.

* Location: South Jersey
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1912013897

 

[reelfishin]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/boa/1908105042.html



$500 for a transom mount 50 Lb Minn Kota trolling motor? REALLY!!! I should see if he has any takers, and offer them mine for $350.

-E

I was just at Walmart, a that motor is $199.99, Minn Kota Endura 50lb thrust, and the battery is $65.
I can't figure out how some people think on these things. There was a guy at a local flea market last week with a 30 year old MinnKota 28lb thrust motor that wanted $400, he said he paid double that for it two years ago. He either figures people are idiots or he's living in some dream world.
The way I see it, used items, in perfect condition would be worth half of new, give or take a little for condition.
Of course there's always the chance that the guy above bought that thing not knowing that they only sell for $200 new, and is just passing his wonderful deal along still clueless to what they sell for?

 

[crackedglass]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

"boat fits 15 people"

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/boa/1876708570.html

boat fits 15 people - $900 (Audubon Pa 19403)
Date: 2010-08-02, 2:09PM EDT
Reply to: sale-g3jdf-1876708570@craigslist.org

I got this boat a year ago and haven't used it. It's taking up too much space so it has to go.

It's 14 ft long, 3ft 10 in wide, and 14in tall. It comes with an anchor crank, but doesn't come with an anchor. The boat has four seats that fit multiple people. The boat is big enough to hold many people. This is great for family or friends.

The boat has been left outside in the rain. It was just cleaned. The back of the boat there is a piece of wood that is rotted. This could be taken out. This doesn't affect the boat. The boat does float and works.

* Location: Audubon Pa 19403
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[overkill]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

"boat fits 15 people"

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/boa/1876708570.html

boat fits 15 people - $900 (Audubon Pa 19403)
Date: 2010-08-02, 2:09PM EDT
Reply to: sale-g3jdf-1876708570@craigslist.org

I got this boat a year ago and haven't used it. It's taking up too much space so it has to go.

It's 14 ft long, 3ft 10 in wide, and 14in tall. It comes with an anchor crank, but doesn't come with an anchor. The boat has four seats that fit multiple people. The boat is big enough to hold many people. This is great for family or friends.

The boat has been left outside in the rain. It was just cleaned. The back of the boat there is a piece of wood that is rotted. This could be taken out. This doesn't affect the boat. The boat does float and works.

* Location: Audubon Pa 19403
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

tell him to bring 15 friends and family to the lake, and you want to see him water test it

 

[bob johnson]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Theres 3 types of boaters,
those who can count and those that can't.

ha ha ha, I love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

took me,, truthfully 3 or 4 seconds ha ha ha


bob

 

[NYBo]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

tell him to bring 15 friends and family to the lake, and you want to see him water test it

You just have to have the right 15 people:

 

[freeisforme]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

You just have to have the right 15 people:
...pic...

Unless they all weigh under about 40lbs, even that won't work. I've got a boat that measures 4' wide and 14' long like that, it's rated at 4 persons/610 lbs max persons and gear.

 

[roncoop75]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

The back of the boat there is a piece of wood that is rotted. This could be taken out. This doesn't affect the boat.

OMG, are they talking about the transom?!?!

 

[saumon]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

?Originally Posted by jonesg
Theres 3 types of boaters,
those who can count and those that can't.?

ha ha ha, I love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

took me,, truthfully 3 or 4 seconds ha ha ha

bob

2 more (or is it 3?)

- There are two kinds of people: those who think there are two kinds of people, and those who think it's not that simple

- There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who know binary and those who don't

 

[Bigperch]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I'm gonna rush right over for this one.
http://omaha.craigslist.org/boa/1917209502.html

Header:
"old 10hp outboard boat motor as is - $175"

Description of something.....
ummmmm...
Well, at least it's complete....

"old boat motor 175 or best offer. complete without gas tank. need out of garage right away!!"

should email him "Tape a 10 spot to it and set on the curb."

There's no end to these, you guys.
No end.

 

[NYBo]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Unless they all weigh under about 40lbs, even that won't work. I've got a boat that measures 4' wide and 14' long like that, it's rated at 4 persons/610 lbs max persons and gear.

Oompah Loompahs are pretty light...

 

[NYBo]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I'm gonna rush right over for this one.
http://omaha.craigslist.org/boa/1917209502.html

Header:
"old 10hp outboard boat motor as is - $175"

Description of something.....
ummmmm...
Well, at least it's complete....

"old boat motor 175 or best offer. complete without gas tank. need out of garage right away!!"

should email him "Tape a 10 spot to it and set on the curb."

There's no end to these, you guys.
No end.

You shouldn't jump to conclusions. "Old" means different things to different people, and this could actually be a great deal.

 

[overkill]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

OMG, are they talking about the transom?!?!

actualy, from the pix it looks like its the bow thats rotted...which would be the front of the boat...not hte back...but i can see that he is easily confused

 

[BigB9000]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

You shouldn't jump to conclusions. "Old" means different things to different people, and this could actually be a great deal.

I picked up a 'old' 4hp johnson seller said make offer.

I got there, turned out to be a 1982, missing carb, some screws, no plugs, and prop was off.

I offered him $30, he said no. (thats all I brought with me)
I thanked him for his time, and started to leave. then the old man said "eh F it, I dont want anyone else here looking for 30 minutes, then offering me less! take it!"

Had 125psi in each cylinder. carb cost me $20 on ebay.
That engine ran perfect. I miss the thing :-(

 

[Bigperch]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

You shouldn't jump to conclusions. "Old" means different things to different people, and this could actually be a great deal.

I know.
Thought of that, too.
but...
180 miles to find out... unless he'll answer email with worthwhile input... and I got this visual of a "prize possession" 1950's rude sitting in the garage and untouched since 1975.
I understand, it's all in the perspective. But it seems to me if he had something, he'd say a thing or two about it beyond "get it out of my garage".

 

[scca vette]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://louisville.craigslist.org/boa/1916992945.html

http://louisville.craigslist.org/boa/1910626432.html

 

[deepsouthsailor]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

"And of course they all think its worth big money..."

LOL Bubba! NEWBIE here, long-time lurker, new (old boat) owner...I've spent a couple of years searching CL, etc. for boat deals and finally bit the bullet on a sweet 1980 Bayliner Santiago Cuddy 21'.

Two things about CL posts, especially up here in Puget Sound: 1) No one seems to have the slightest idea or care what their boat is actually worth, or has any qualms about ignoring that value and asking whatever they want for it; 2) There are a lot of ignoramuses in P.S. and it makes me think the public shools up here need help!

OMG it's been fun laughing at rediculous ads, but also a pain in the transom to sort through them to figure out if the ads are worth checking out or not! Thanks for posting!

-Oak Harbor

 

[Aviator5]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Like this guys attitude will sell the boat....
It's probably not too bad of a price but the fact that he don't want anyone to look at it without buying it surely won't endear him to many potential buyers. The thing most likely has some old gas guzzling V8 that burns $500+ per day with today's fuel prices.
If I were him, I'd be happy to just find someone to drag it out of my yard....

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/1910613199.html

71 Wisconsin Cruisers Yacht - $900 (Millville)
Date: 2010-08-21, 12:45AM EDT
Reply to: sale-pagd6-1910613199@craigslist.org

Trailer alone is worth $1500. My friend and I just spent 10 grand on a bigger boat so this has to go. Engine started fine last summer but I can not find key. I put over 2 grand into it after paying 1500 for it (thats 3500 altogether). With a little TLC this will a nice boat to take the family out in or dock it for a party boat. The inside (bed, table) is not in good shape but not trashed either, you can either clean it up or replace)

I will not talk to anyone who does not come with cash. I will not meet you at the boat and answer a lot of dumb questions. If you are crazy and just want someone to talk to I am not your man. If you want the boat I will meet you somewhere with the title and you can follow me to it. It is in my friends back yard, he does not want anyone there except the buyer. If you are serious and not crazy email me.

Again, only email me if you have cash and are going to buy it. It takes a 2in ball. I'm sick of all the weirdos that contact me when I sell anything. For 900 or b/o you are getting an incredible deal. I will only sell it Sat afternoon or Sunday, after that I will have re-keyed keep it, I really don't care.

* Location: Millville
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I think this guy red the "unbeleavable questions" thread

 

[Philster]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

LOL Bubba! NEWBIE here, long-time lurker, new (old boat) owner...I've spent a couple of years searching CL, etc. for boat deals and finally bit the bullet on a sweet 1980 Bayliner Santiago Cuddy 21'.

Two things about CL posts, especially up here in Puget Sound: 1) No one seems to have the slightest idea or care what their boat is actually worth, nor has any qualms about ignoring that value and asking whatever they want for it; 2) There are a lot of ignoramuses in P.S. and it makes me think the public shools up here need help!

OMG it's been fun laughing at rediculous ads, but also a pain in the transom to sort through them to figure out if the ads are worth checking out or not! Thanks for posting!

-Oak Harbor

That's ridiculous. Why would anyone thing the public schools need help up there?

Wait, do you have a Four Winds boat on a trailor, or possibly a tri-haul boat?

 

[RobbyA]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

That's ridiculous. Why would anyone thing the public schools need help up there?

Wait, do you have a Four Winds boat on a trailor, or possibly a tri-haul boat?

I thought that, but wasn't going to say it.

Does the tri-haul have a evanrud on it?