Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

These are the ones I like.

http://flint.craigslist.org/boa/1904440455.html

16ft 6 in open hall speed boat 2,200.00 OBO - $2200 (pontiac)

new motor in broad 4 binger runs good , the boat is a 1987 chaparral 16ft. 6 in.needs a new batter the 2 back sets need a little work but not bad has nice trailer 2,200.00 OBO
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

These are the ones I like.

http://flint.craigslist.org/boa/1904440455.html

16ft 6 in open hall speed boat 2,200.00 OBO - $2200 (pontiac)

new motor in broad 4 binger runs good , the boat is a 1987 chaparral 16ft. 6 in.needs a new batter the 2 back sets need a little work but not bad has nice trailer 2,200.00 OBO

It needs new batter so it can be baked.
 

JHammond53

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Ill contribute. I just got home from work and I always check CL. I just found this one, and while it was directly made for humor, its still funny to see.

http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/chl/boa/1931951082.html

FRESHWATER FISHING DELUXE WITH CUSTOM FIGHTING CHAIR INCLUDES TROLLING MOTOR. READY TO CATCH THAT 300 POUND TARPON OR 800 POUND GROUPER. COMPACT DESIGN FOLDS EASILY AND FITS IN THE BACK OF YOUR STATION WAGON. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS BOAT CALL WALLY OR BILLY AND MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK LOUDLY BECAUSE I ONLY KNOW HOW TO TYPE WITH THE CAPS LOCK KEY ON.



SCROLL DOWN TO SEE PICTURES OF THIS PRISTINE CRAFT
 

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1999 225 hp mercury optimax 25", well cared for and maintained. New plugs, oil filter, fuel filter and compressor. Runs good but starting to get a little weak, compression test shows 50-60 psi on all cylinders. Lower unit still good but worn. I have a brand new in box aftermarket lower unit with a 3yr. Unlimited warranty you can purchase with motor if interested.
Price as is $3000-o.b.o price with new lower unit $3700. Please mail me if you want pics.
 

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Plotus

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I too look through Craiglist and of course ebay. With all the boats being re-posessed in Florida and elsewhere here in the Atlantic coast, it's a buyers market. You can about just walk into anything that you think you can make payments on. My particular boat is given attention or 'tlc' about every day. It is a Stingray 17.5 so its fairly quick, never the less it gets about an hour a day being wiped down and cleaned or polished, but.....big but....I'm retired, so that affords me the time and interest.

Alot of boats are put away wet untill the next outing, probably half get rinsed out, both motor and hull, along with a good shop vacuming inside. It's just the nature of the beast I think. In my opinion theres alot of boats that are 'throw-away' in the sence that there's no entrensic value nor are they clasic in any way, along with being marginal at best when new. We'v all drove past peoples boats out in the field or next to the garage, all :redface:in different phases of deterioration, ultimatly destined for the trash heap.
 

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Anybody want a jet boat?

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/boa/1931998389.html


14ft jet boat with trailer - $750 (cloverdale)
Date: 2010-09-01, 8:57PM EDT


im selling a 14ft jet boat with trailer all registered

* Location: cloverdale
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 

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I am selling this camper for my brother. This camper would be great for someone who is trying to build a utility trailer because it comes with the title. The only problem is that the title is in his Aunt's name and she passed away 5 years ago. The camper must be sold, he needs the money so best offer gets it. Thank you and GOD BLESS.

Looking at the pics, I get a creepy feeling that I know where 'auntie' is....
 

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14ft jet boat with trailer - $750 (cloverdale)

Date: 2010-09-01, 8:57PM EDT
Reply to: sale-spjk6-1931998389@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

im selling a 14ft jet boat with trailer all registered

Location: cloverdale
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 

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i keep seeing ads in our area and alot of them say "new prop", or it shows a pic of the thing beached sideways somewhere. You just have to wonder what else has been done to it......
 

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14ft jet boat with trailer - $750 (cloverdale)

Date: 2010-09-01, 8:57PM EDT
Reply to: sale-spjk6-1931998389@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

im selling a 14ft jet boat with trailer all registered

Location: cloverdale
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

That really did make me laugh. What is that- a retired leaf blower?
 

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14ft jet boat with trailer - $750 (cloverdale)

Date: 2010-09-01, 8:57PM EDT
Reply to: sale-spjk6-1931998389@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

im selling a 14ft jet boat with trailer all registered

Location: cloverdale
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

That may be a funny ad, but I bet that thing really moves with that rig in there.
I'm not too sure about it's location but if runs like any of the other jetski/jon boat conversions I've seen, it should fly. Most put the motor at the stern though. I'd love to see how the drive exits the hull.
 

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Let's see, two 40 year old non running outboards for one that's in good running condition??? Is this guy for real?

I wonder what his chances are???


http://newjersey.craigslist.org/boa/1898405072.html

2 Outboards Mercs 50+60hp for trade - $1 (North Jersey)
Date: 2010-08-14, 11:53AM EDT
Reply to: sale-q77mz-1898405072@craigslist.org

I am looking to trade 2 mercury outboards that need work for 1 working one. The 60hp needs electical work and some tlc. It ran 2 years ago but has been sitting since. year is probably 70 ish. the 50hp needs a new lower end unit but did run again 2 years ago. year 70 ish. I'm not a boat mechanic, so I'm looking for a running motor preferably 50hp. Can send photos.

* Location: North Jersey
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 
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