Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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[Bubba Buoy]

New member. Aspiring (eventual) boater. Reading, studying, learning all I can, and all over the web "shopping". This is my favorite thread! (along with the restorations)

Here's a contribution! (forgive any formatting/sizing faux pas)

"Please bring me money and come haul this thing away for me...and/or bring me something to trade for the privilege!"

 

[Bubba Buoy]

New member. Aspiring (eventual) boater. Reading, studying, learning all I can, and all over the web "shopping". This is my favorite thread! (along with the restorations)

Here's a contribution! (forgive any formatting/sizing faux pas)

"Please bring me money and come haul this thing away for me...and/or bring me something to trade for the privilege!"

 

[Bubba Buoy]

New member. Aspiring (eventual) boater. Reading, studying, learning all I can, and all over the web "shopping". This is my favorite thread! (along with the restorations)

Here's a contribution! (forgive any formatting/sizing faux pas)

"Please bring me money and come haul this thing away for me...and/or bring me something to trade for the privilege!"

 

[Bubba Buoy]

D'oh!! Sorry all. Got error msg, said there were upload problems. So I tried again. VERY sorry for multiple post. Won't happen again. I work at the Dept. Of Redundancy Dept.

 

[Captain Ollie West]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/boa/4501539183.html

​Why do they always want to keep the trailer, in this case trailor? They strip everything of value off an old boat and then expect someone to haul off the carcass for free? ... and they keep the trailor

 

[irish1985]

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21' slickraft boat bought boat for intake manifold and trailer complete otherwise this is a nice boat to repower look at pictures and see if interested will talk on price

http://maine.craigslist.org/boa/4503984861.html

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gotta love the photos

 

[irish1985]

21' slickraft boat bought boat for intake manifold and trailer complete otherwise this is a nice boat to repower look at pictures and see if interested will talk on price

http://maine.craigslist.org/boa/4503984861.html

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gotta love the photos

 

[irish1985]

One more for the evening:

We have a 1990 21ft Bayliner capri with cuddy cabin. We purchased it with a blown piston from a dis- honest person a couple summers ago. Had it in the water twice, got a new piston for it. tore the motor apart to replace it, and never got back to the project. A tree limb fell and broke part of the front glass. Has a very nice Escort trailer. My loss, want it gone. $1000 obo Call text or email

http://maine.craigslist.org/boa/4450027910.html

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interesting attempt to get the junk bayliner hauled away...might as well read "buy my trailer for $1000, and then pay the $300 recycling fee for my boat while you're at it"

 

[REdington]

Here is a good one. Complete with plants growing in it for $1200

http://salina.craigslist.org/boa/4512315904.html

 

[greenbush future]

One more for the evening:

We have a 1990 21ft Bayliner capri with cuddy cabin. We purchased it with a blown piston from a dis- honest person a couple summers ago. Had it in the water twice, got a new piston for it. tore the motor apart to replace it, and never got back to the project. A tree limb fell and broke part of the front glass. Has a very nice Escort trailer. My loss, want it gone. $1000 obo Call text or email

http://maine.craigslist.org/boa/4450027910.html

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interesting attempt to get the junk bayliner hauled away...might as well read "buy my trailer for $1000, and then pay the $300 recycling fee for my boat while you're at it"

What a pile of dung, that boat style has to to be the most useless looking non functional things I have ever seen. Too bad they don't know what a good boat cover can do for a boats value too.

 

[Captain Ollie West]

Here is a good one. Complete with plants growing in it for $1200

http://salina.craigslist.org/boa/4512315904.html

$1200.00 seems like a lot of money for a planter.

 

[kjsAZ]

$1200.00 seems like a lot of money for a planter.

Guess they wanted to say that they pay you $1200 if you bring it to the dump for them.....

 

[Captain Ollie West]

I like the windshield/bulletsheild assembly. It will come in handy when the zombies come. It may obscure your vision somewhat though ... ​http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/boa/4512990875.html

 

[Watermann]

Hey look a $1000.00 dumpster! Comes with a free rake too. http://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/4518028363.html

 

[tomhath]

If you ever wonder why sellers don't clean the leaves and junk out of the boat before taking pictures, here's the answer.

 

[thumpar]

This ad claims the 17' Bayliner has 350hp and you can see the picture of a Mercruiser 3.0l powering it. His wife might believe it but I don't.

http://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/4520977446.html

 

[kjsAZ]

and a 185 is an 18ft........

 

[Captain Ollie West]

This ad claims the 17' Bayliner has 350hp and you can see the picture of a Mercruiser 3.0l powering it. His wife might believe it but I don't.

http://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/4520977446.html

Must be running nitros!

 

[DKMI]

What a pile of dung, that boat style has to to be the most useless looking non functional things I have ever seen. Too bad they don't know what a good boat cover can do for a boats value too.

What a pile of dung, that boat style has to to be the most useless looking non functional things I have ever seen. Too bad they don't know what a good boat cover can do for a boats value too.

I agree. I don't get that type of cuddy either. Perhaps posters who have a small cuddy can enlighten me on their value. A guy on my 265 acre lake that has a 19' or 20' cuddy. I've always wanted to ask why he bought it. I've never seen anyone sleeping on it. He just pulls his kids on tubes. Rarely do we even see them anchored and swimming off of it.