Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Nathan R

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00c0c_3GoMZwaFOyL_600x450.jpg FAKE - Muradder T-20 - $38000 Posted: 2014-05-22 2:45pm Email: c5gj4-4483299739@sale.craigslist.org The NEW Muradder T-20 is here! This twin motor electric speed boat, can take you anywhere in any time with ease. Improved from the original Snakehead, this enhanced version has some epic new specs: -Twin turbo, 200 horsepower engines -Inboard Motors -Convertible top -On board Kenwood DN 770 HD video/audio radio and navigation system -Built-in X-DN 7000 Sub-woofers -Italian built leather seats -8000 RPM -Multi-hull boat -Can reach speeds of over 175 MPH! -Pre-licensed With over 15 different varieties of colors, this speed boat can and will take you to your dream. With a $0 down payment you can purchase your own Muradder T-20 today! Side Effects may include: Over-dose of awesomeness, symptoms of speed addiction, addiction to the speed boat, may lead to divorce because of love of boat (Sorry, but this is NOT a real advertisement. This is being used for an 8th Grade project, and will be taken down, once graded. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
 
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nitsuj

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I could post these all day. I think Pittsburgh may be the utopia of junk boats and delusional sellers. https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/boa/4482295175.html Great thing about this one is the use of the word "pristine" to describe it. I guess someone changed the meaning of the word pristine to mean, "pay me a grand for the honor of hauling my garbage to the dump.
 
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merkurfan

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Bubbasboat said:
A "Good project boat" only if your into nightmare's!!

A quote from Wikipedia;

"A nightmare is an unpleasant dream that can cause a strong emotional response from the mind, typically fear or horror but also despair, anxiety and great sadness. The dream may contain situations of danger, discomfort, psychological or physical terror. Sufferers often awaken in a state of distress and may be unable to return to sleep for a prolonged period.":lol:
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"Gas tank and metal fuel have been cleaned out. "

OMG do they know how hard metal fuel is to get?!?!? it fixes holes in pistons and everything!
 
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Starcraft_CSS

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jeez, cant believe some of the stuff people post lol, at least wash your tub before you put up a for sale ad!
 
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merkurfan

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It has a "leak" it started off at 1400 now 700.. the leak is an engine problem.. I just learned the engine needs to be pulled to fix the leak but it's an easy fit..
 
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