Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

tomdinwv said:
1987 Bayliner Capri

I like the laminate floor in this one. :facepalm:
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WOW, I like the "Must go willing to trade for vehicle or dirt bike or 4 wheeler . "
I guess he means it must go before it is complete trash, and he can get something for it. Usually "Must Go" means cash and I need to pay Rent, Bills, or baby on the way, not "must go" because I want anything else!
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

tomdinwv said:
1987 Bayliner Capri

I like the laminate floor in this one. :facepalm:
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That stuff (flooring) is comical, doesn't work well in a bathroom because of moisture, that will last about 1 trip out before it starts swelling up and delaminating. I bet it's slicker than a ice pond when wet!
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

my absolute favorite is the line where the single axel trailer is worth $1500

and dont sellers realize that "needs new starter" in boater vocabulary means motor locked up
 
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Jay Curtis

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

72 fiberfoam you must have Missed "AUTOMATIC TRIM" that gotta be worth something ha ha
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

chris.j.marshall said:
Single female looking for big strong man to buy her boat and service her lower unit.?.?.?
need to sell my boat 1993 crownline needs minor work
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It's either a great deal or a con job. Sometimes if a deal is too good to be true it's not. Or maybe she is just a single girl looking to be properly serviced. Hmmm single female, with money who likes boating... sounds like my kind of gal.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Sounds to me like the owner is higher maintenance than the boat, and the boat has been neglected also.
 
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Mel Taylor

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

chris.j.marshall said:
Single female looking for big strong man to buy her boat and service her lower unit.?.?.?
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I could probably do it but I'd have to get my wife's permission first and I somehow doubt that said wife would go for that.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Mel Taylor said:
I could probably do it but I'd have to get my wife's permission first and I somehow doubt that said wife would go for that.
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Depends on how much your wife likes that boat. :D
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I wonder if the "Batliner's" 4x4 motor tilt lock n bungie comes autographed by Batman? Batliner Capri 85 hp outboard

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

tomdinwv said:
Depends on how much your wife likes that boat. :D
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My wife let me know years ago that if she ever caught me dallying around any other female's lower unit I would soon be missing parts of mine.:lol:
 
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