Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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IraRat

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

That one should also say:

"$100 rehoming fee for squirrels and racoons."

Silly Seville said:
HURRY! Come pay me $100 to haul away my trash. This is a great deal...you could triple your money! :facepalm:

Boat shell for sale! Need gone asap!

I have a boat that his a haul. It has a motor but i'm not sure if it works. ITS FIBERGLASS! It will need a new window. I need this gone asap. You could fix it up and it would be a nice little fishing boat or you could sell it and get triple what i'm wanting. YOU HAUL AWAY! SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY! I'm asking 100 OBO. I would also consider trades. What I would trade for is a unlocked or cincinnati bell android phone. I might entertain other trades just tell me what you have the worst i can say is no lol. If intersted text or call
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This one "Actually has a 4 cylinder 180 HP mercruiser Special 1/2 of a 460 ford V8 Originally made for DNR and military use then mercruiser started using them for pleasure crafts."

1984 glassmaster need tlc

Of course, all it needs is a little tlc.....and an alternator....and a battery...and an interior...
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

tinkerguy70 said:
This one "Actually has a 4 cylinder 180 HP mercruiser Special 1/2 of a 460 ford V8 Originally made for DNR and military use then mercruiser started using them for pleasure crafts."

1984 glassmaster need tlc

Of course, all it needs is a little tlc.....and an alternator....and a battery...and an interior...
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Also:
It needs to be washed bad storm blew cover off the top
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Looks like the storm blew by about 28 years ago. :faint2:
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

tinkerguy70 said:
This one "Actually has a 4 cylinder 180 HP mercruiser Special 1/2 of a 460 ford V8 Originally made for DNR and military use then mercruiser started using them for pleasure crafts."

1984 glassmaster need tlc

Of course, all it needs is a little tlc.....and an alternator....and a battery...and an interior...
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Also has quite a starboard list. The tires on that side are conveniently hidden by the hunk of plywood...:rolleyes:
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Larson boat hull $400

Selling lightly damaged Larson boat hull. Damage is around the steering column. Has no motor or trailer. I can sell the trailer at extra cost. Some seats are usable. This hull can be fixed or used for parts.
Asking 400.00 obo
Call text email

Awful nice of the seller to point out where the hull is 'slightly' damaged, might have missed it. :facepalm: If you're a blind boat shopper......
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

jbcurt00 said:
Larson boat hull $400

Selling lightly damaged Larson boat hull. Damage is around the steering column. Has no motor or trailer. I can sell the trailer at extra cost. Some seats are usable. This hull can be fixed or used for parts.
Asking 400.00 obo
Call text email

Awful nice of the seller to point out where the hull is 'slightly' damaged, might have missed it. :facepalm: If you're a blind boat shopper......
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What could have caused that kind of damage? A lightning bolt?
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

i mean really, how is a huge pile of rotted wood worth 1250, with no goodies......:facepalm:

1995 Bayliner 2655
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

$200 Might actually be a deal. Trailer is included? but how is that merc attached to the boat???
Mercury 200
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

LVChris said:
$200 Might actually be a deal. Trailer is included? but how is that merc attached to the boat???
Mercury 200
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Looks like its sitting on some tubular "engine stand" behind the boat, not actually mounted.. Might be a good thing, just go by and offer to take the trailer and motor off his hands, leave him the boat! Tell him to leave it on craigslist for $200!
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

LVChris said:
$200 Might actually be a deal. Trailer is included? but how is that merc attached to the boat??? Mercury 200
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h2odick said:
Looks like its sitting on some tubular "engine stand" behind the boat, not actually mounted.. Might be a good thing, just go by and offer to take the trailer and motor off his hands, leave him the boat! Tell him to leave it on craigslist for $200!
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The rear sponsons make it look like it might be a Glasspar G3. G3 guys are almost more fanatical then most of iboat's own Starcraft mob. And some of those SC mob'sters are crazy for the Starcrafts.



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The G3 guys will drop a Merc1000 TOP on her & get to gettin', 50mph+:
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Or gulp 65mph w/ a Merc1500 :eek::
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

BOATS

I GOTS SPEES BOAT FO SALE IT FAST I NEED MONAY AND MY NAME IS CONNER CALL MEH (269) XXX XXXX JUST CALL MEH *** HUR BOATS N HOES
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What ?? :facepalm:

No Reg #'s on the hull and a deleted date on the pic make me think more scam than stupid.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

64osby said:
What ??
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Reminds me of the old Saturday Night Live routine with Eddie Murphy, "Buckwheat Sings" . . . :D

I have a speed boat for sale. It is fast. I need money. My name is Conner. Call me @ (269) XXX XXXX Please call me. Ask for boats and nice young ladies.

The last bit is where I am having a hard time, but I am going with the last line translation as I have noted. Carry on.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

BTW QC, thanks for the help up there ^^^ :)

I don't understand how you're supposed to use or enjoy these together:
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But what do I know... :confused: :D
 
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