Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Price is high for sure, but it does have a fresh engine and Bravo 3. Very nice boat I am sure. Too bad they won't get what they want out of her.
 
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Alwhite00 said:
Link is dead - What was it?

LK
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The link still works for me, but it's a
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1982 Classic Sea Ray Sundancer Cruiser

In excellent condition for it's age including upholstry. Has small galley with fridge, stove/oven, sink, marine a/c, bathroom. V berth with table that converts to large bed sleeping two adults comfortably. Aft cabin also sleeps two adults. Does not have onboard generator.
Boat always kept undercover. Maintenance up to date.
New Mercury factory remanufactured engine.
Bravo III twin-prop outdrive.
28 hours on engine and drive.
24.5 feet long.

It is rare to find a classic boat in excellent condition such as this. Happy to answer questions.

$12,500 obo
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Alwhite00 said:
Link is dead - What was it?

LK
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1982 Classic Sea Ray Sundancer Cruiser

In excellent condition for it's age including upholstry. Has small galley with fridge, stove/oven, sink, marine a/c, bathroom. V berth with table that converts to large bed sleeping two adults comfortably. Aft cabin also sleeps two adults. Does not have onboard generator.
Boat always kept undercover. Maintenance up to date.
New Mercury factory remanufactured engine.
Bravo III twin-prop outdrive.
28 hours on engine and drive.
24.5 feet long.

It is rare to find a classic boat in excellent condition such as this. Happy to answer questions.

$12,500 obo

link worked fine for me, but there you go. A really good looking boat and worth buying, but the price needs an adjustment.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Silly Seville said:
MERCRUISER 470 ENGINE

When I read the price, I almost shat myself! I think it's a simple case of two too many zeros.

COMPLETE FORD MERCRUISER 470 ENGINE MODEL MSM-470, TURNS OVER, PARTIAL APART, DON'T KNOW HISTORY. $1000.00
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well, the link was removed as of me looking at it today, so it either sold, or he saw it chastised in our thread and removed it out of shame. :D
 
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:lol:
jbcurt00 said:
Just puts it right there in his ad:
'As mentioned, the trailer was part of a payment for a clean up project so the boat is filled with random debris from around the property that needs to be taken with the boat but at a price as low as this it is well worth it.'

Wow, I guess at least their honest :facepalm: Should read: please pay me to haul off the junk I've already been paid to dispose of........

Worth it? How since: 'I'm not sure of the name and model of the boat but will list it with pics later tonight after I go by where it is'

Don't guess he's driven by in the last 8 or 9days......
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I guess a tri-hull is the type of hull a boat has and a tri-haul can be used 3 times to haul your junk away. :lol:
 
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catfish58 said:
:lol:

I guess a tri-hull is the type of hull a boat has and a tri-haul can be used 3 times to haul your junk away. :lol:
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Finally - A definition of tri-haul. Three trips to the dump. :lol: Thanks catfish.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

LOL to the both of you
 
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little.boat said:
nice 92 winner tournamte series bass boat

Motor needs work boat like new. full of leaves carpet torn boat parts thrown in it. plywood exposed asking $3000
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I had to post the wording of the ad.

Nedds some motor work boat like new a buddy of mine sold to me he didn't know u had to put oil in it lol right but I really. Don't know wat my dad will take for it so call mom at 8049202866
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If you talk to Dad the price is $10,000. If you talk to Mom it's a free boat. Has the kid told Dad or Mom the boat is for sale? :facepalm:
 
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little.boat said:
nice 92 winner tournamte series bass boat

Motor needs work boat like new. full of leaves carpet torn boat parts thrown in it. plywood exposed asking $3000
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I really dont know what my Dad will take for it so call my Mom. LOL. A buddy sold it to me, but Dad is selling it, and mom is feilding the calls. Oh, did I mention, we dont have a title. Its worth like $200, but I think dad, through Mom, will sell the boat I bought from a buddy, for $3000. WOW, just WOW.
 
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mnypitboat said:
I really dont know what my Dad will take for it so call my Mom. LOL. A buddy sold it to me, but Dad is selling it, and mom is feilding the calls. Oh, did I mention, we dont have a title. Its worth like $200, but I think dad, through Mom, will sell the boat I bought from a buddy, for $3000. WOW, just WOW.
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...is the "motor" just the trolling motor? a classic lack of info....does dad know whats going on????
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

little.boat said:
Nedds some motor work boat like new a buddy of mine sold to me he didn't know u had to put oil in it lol right but I really. Don't know wat my dad will take for it so call mom at 8049202866
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You have to read between the lines. This is obviously not a "boat for sale" listing. Looks to me more like a communication from a government espionage agency to one of it's field operatives.
 
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little.boat said:
nice 92 winner tournamte series bass boat Motor needs work boat like new. full of leaves carpet torn boat parts thrown in it. plywood exposed asking $3000
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GA_Boater said:
If you talk to Dad the price is $10,000. If you talk to Mom it's a free boat. Has the kid told Dad or Mom the boat is for sale? :facepalm:
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bob johnson said:
...is the "motor" just the trolling motor? a classic lack of info....does dad know whats going on????
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LVChris said:
the same guy....
trailer and boat glass stream
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Clearly dad ran off w/ 1 of the New Boat Show models

and abandoned these derelicts on his 1st ex-wife's property :llama: Don't have a 'donkey' icon :rolleyes:


Hmm, if this is try:
tomhath said:
You have to read between the lines. This is obviously not a "boat for sale" listing. Looks to me more like a communication from a government espionage agency to one of it's field operatives.
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We should watch our 6 :spy:

He may have friends watching..........
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Bayliner Capri 2.3 Cobra (project)


Have a nice project boat here that needs to go. It hasn't been out in a few years. The hull is nice, the interior needs redoing. Since the motor hasn't run in a few years, I'm not sure what condition it's in. Luckily if its shot, there are no shortage of motors available for this outdrive. Comes with trailer, a few extra props and anchors etc.
Since I kind of inherited this boat, I never had the paperwork or key. I will sell it with a separate bill of sale for the boat and trailer.
Local delivery a possibility for the right price.
Interested in trading for a dirt bike or 4 wheeler. Even ones that need work. Let me know.:eek:

OMC outdrive and a title state, both boat and trailer. Great deal....:cool:
 
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