Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

GA_Boater

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

no low ball offer ill scrape it instead.

Well scrape me off the floor if he gets $200 in scrap(e)
 

Gibbles

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Well scrape me off the floor if he gets $200 in scrap(e)

if he gets $200 in scrap, I'm cashing in my starcraft and outboard collection!

I'll scrape you off the floor with my new solid gold shovel!!
 

Part-time

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Seller isn't unreasonable as the trailer and motor are worth some money so I won't rag on him but I do love the amount of "nature" in this boat: Boat and trailer


That's a good deal!!!
Talk him down to $300, sell the motor for scrap(e) -$200 = $100 for a trailer and put the boat back on cl as a free boat, interior needs tlc.
 

bob johnson

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

That's a good deal!!!
Talk him down to $300, sell the motor for scrap(e) -$200 = $100 for a trailer and put the boat back on cl as a free boat, interior needs tlc.
you could not give that boat away for free!!!!

you would have to tape a few $100 bills onto it , to get someone to haul it away for you, especially since it doesnt have a trailer any more... and then you would have to hope the jerk didnt just dump it somewhere in the dark....

bob
 

tomhath

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Can't be bothered to get the paperwork straightened out before selling, can't be bothers to cover it, this guy is a gem for sure.

Sounds like he's trying to avoid paying sales tax.
 

TilliamWe

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Sounds like he's trying to avoid paying sales tax.

Possibly, but we have some weird sales tax laws for boats in IL. There are times when you don't pay any. Depends on who you bought it from and from what state. It's strange.
 

h2odick

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

What are you saying? Bed sheets don't count as "new upholstery"? ****. Time to head back to the drawing board and figure this one out.. thought i was good to sell this thing after raiding the wife's linen closet.. damn. :eek::lol:
 

RogersJetboat454

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

What are you saying? Bed sheets don't count as "new upholstery"? ****. Time to head back to the drawing board and figure this one out.. thought i was good to sell this thing after raiding the wife's linen closet.. damn. :eek::lol:

Nothing like the feeling of 1200 thread count Egyptian Cotton upolstry... ;)
 

yjanray

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

this one was just too good to pass up.....

1993 HURRICANE


could you see 15 people on that thing? all crowed under that nice "bimini" top...
 
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