Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

colbyt

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This one isn't all that outrageous of an ad. It is something I think you guys will enjoy seeing.
pontoon duck hunting boat

Just don't have the time anymore to hunt much, and could use the garage room.

I have to wonder if it was the wife or neighbors who were tired.

View this wonder at: pontoon duck hunting boat
 

lakelover

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Miniature Pontoon Boat

"Small 4 person pontoon boat with electric motor, great for small lake and fishing. Trolling motor works fine, needs batteries."

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TilliamWe

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"Small 4 person pontoon boat with electric motor, great for small lake and fishing. Trolling motor works fine, needs batteries."

Ah come on lakelover, cut them a break, it just needs a little TLC! ;)
 
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Jonvee

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This is the Jet ski you need.

1996 Yamaha WaveBlaster Panty Dropper Special/w Trailer - $1950 (McKinney)
Date: 2012-11-19, 5:38PM CST
Reply to: see below

You need this bastard, it runs like a sumbitch, and will get you some nice action with the ladies this winter. Will throw in a Mullet haircut for an extra twenty bucks. Nice good running jet ski, very clean, new battery, good tags, good trailer, title in hand.

Make offer
 

halfmoa

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I feel compelled to post this here.


 

jbcurt00

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Boat motor force 50:

i have a force 50 boat motor forsale i know it runs but i think its a minor fix now to get it back running im asking 75$ obo. if interested please contact dustin 740-591-XXXX.......... call or text anytime! thank you for your time

Wow, a $75 motor that ran until it didn't...
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How can you know it runs if you don't know what it will take to fix it?
Dustin: Bill Engvale will be along shortly w/ your new sign
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smokeonthewater

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AM ONLY SELLING THIS BOAT BECAUSE I HAVE TO. IT REALLY BREAKS MY HEART BUT BETWEEN THE HOA AND MY WIFE MAD AT ME FOR BUYING IT RIGHT BEFORE THE HOLLIDAYS I AM IN THE DOG HOUSE. THE MOTOR WILL NEED MINOR WORK BUT WAS RUNNING 4 MONTHS AGO WHEN I FIRST STARTED LOOKING AT IT. THE SAME COMPANY THAT HAS DONE WORK ON IT EVERY TIME AND I HAVE THEIR NUMBER. CENTER CONSOLE, CANOPY, LIVE WELL AND MORE. WITH A SMALL INVESTMENT AND A LITTLE TIME THIS WILL BE A VERY NICE BOAT NOT TO MENTION BAYLINER IS TOP OF THE LINE. PLEASE CALL OR TEXT PAUL


Ummmmmmm yeah OK Paul...
 

TilliamWe

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Yeah, it amazing what some people think or will try to tell other uniformed people. Before I had my boat, people used to tell me about their friends' "really nice boat". I'd then say, "is it a Bayliner?", and they would say "Yeah." Every time. I would just giggle in my head.
 

smokeonthewater

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have a 1990 16' conquest runabout i/o. It has a 2.3 liter with some new parts. Has a new starter, new fuel pump, new belts and new timing belt.
we tested it this summer and idled fine but in the water just didn't have the rpm. Started the motor this past week and started right up and idled fine. I'm no mechanic and don't pretend to be one either, so i asked and i was told it could be the timing is off or the carburetor needs adjusted, I'm not sure so its time to go. The interior is a little sun beat but not horrible as you see in the pics. The trailer also has some damage on the driver side wheel well, but still pulls fine. This could be a great fixer upper or used as parts. The out drive omc unit alone is worth up to $1500.00 and the motor is worth $400.00 or more. It has clean titles for the boat and trailer. I'm asking $500.00 obo, This is a great deal and you cant go wrong! All together the boat and trailer as a whole is worth more than $500.00. This is a phenomenal deal. It has not been winterized yet
(This is Indianapolis Indiana and almost December! ) , so i can demo the motor working! Thx for looking. Open to ideas for TRADES, I'm interested in a snowmobile, 4-wheeler, golf cart, camper, small car, Old farm tractors, Garden tractor with tiller attachment, log splitter, also interested in Bang Bangs! Partial trades with cash welcomed as well! Whatever your considering trading, make sure its of equal value of the boat! In my opinion, the boat is well worth more than $500.00. Send me an email! The worst i can say is no. Need this gone!
 

lakelover

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WISE BOAT SEATS

I don't get it, is he expecting a whole boat for the seats?

"I GOT A PAIR OF WISE BOAT SEATS NAVY BLUE , BACK TO BACKS , FOLD DOWN , LAY DOWN . THESE ARE MADE OUT OF COMPOSITE MATERIAL NOT WOOD .... THESE ARE STILL IN BRAND NEW CONDITION .. NO RIPS NO TEARS .. ABSOLUTLY PERFECT .... MAYBE TRADE FOR SOME THING WITH A MOTOR .... NO I DONT WANT YOUR STERIO OR YOUR X BOX .. DONT ASK ... "

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tomhath

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12' jon boat

"12 foot fiberglass jon boat, needs a piece of plywood inside and a drain plug, does float with drain plug in it , I dnt have a trailer for it nor a title,"

Including a blurry pic of boat bottom should help make the sale.
 

jbcurt00

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.... MAYBE TRADE FOR SOME THING WITH A MOTOR .... NO I DONT WANT YOUR STERIO OR YOUR X BOX .. DONT ASK ... "
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Hmm, I picked this up for my mother-in-law this morning as a doorbuster, it has a motor:

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Good to go trade, right?
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Alwhite00

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"The trailer is a Magnum and will need tires, but will hold air long enough to get a little ways down the road." He is hoping at least out of his driveway. LOL - I wonder if the racoons that ate the interior are still in it?

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smokeonthewater

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good grief!... that thing hasn't been covered one single day 19 years!

I darn near emailed to offer him $275 but I was afraid he would accept.
 
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