Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[jbcurt00]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Mzahn's post needs to have that photo saved for future reference:

Wow what a wreck, TLC? More like hand grenades & blow torches maybe!?!?!?!:facepalm: Just, wow....
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/boa/2967575114.html

Good hull,has bathroom,dinning area and sleeps 6. Has 109hp Grey Marine engine and trailer. Needs a lot of TLC

 

[QC]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I think the guys in the dry dock should chip in, buy her, and prove what they can really do . . .

 

[jbcurt00]

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I think the guys in the dry dock should chip in, buy her, and prove what they can really do . . .

Ummm, maybe that should be a MOD throw down.... Hmmm, I wonder who we could tap to take this project on. Or at least be willing to attempt it....... Maybe a chainsaw wielding, hull stretching mad man?:facepalm:

Please, Jas need not apply.

He probably wouldn't even play "Blaze of glory" whilst resolving what ails this project...

 

[GA_Boater]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://sarasota.craigslist.org/boa/2961685150.html

SEA-RAY runabout/project I/O parts - $200 (cortezrdwest)

Date: 2012-04-20, 7:27AM EDT
Reply to: ***@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

You MUST TAKE old trailer with you/ you will need trailer/ 941-374-**** CASH



Can you leave the tree behind?

No, you not buying the wife's landscaping, Yikes - what a mess. It looks like the wheel is still attached to the hub ( I think I see the nuts) so the axle is trash - wait a sec, the whole thing is trash. I bet he called a removal co. and they want him to pay for junk removal. The nerve of some people!!

 

[GA_Boater]

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I think the guys in the dry dock should chip in, buy her, and prove what they can really do . . .

You start the ante, QC. LOL Why do the planes at Davis-Monthan still look decent after 60+ years in the desert but aluminum boats fall apart in the sun? Without doing any research I think that's an old (no kidding) Lone Star maybe. Only takes time and a Mega Millions winner.

 

[Mikeyboy]

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Wow that's a beautiful boat. Great for all the lakes around Vegas. That boat is exactly where it belongs in the middle of the desert nowhere near any water.

 

[sam60]

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Damn mzahn, that's one the best ones in this thread . . . Would only be better if it said "trailer not included". OMG!!!!!

This could be a good Dumb and Dumber movie prop less the dog hair, axles and drive-train.

 

[sam60]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Wow that's a beautiful boat. Great for all the lakes around Vegas. That boat is exactly where it belongs in the middle of the desert nowhere near any water.

Lake Mead is sorta close, and huge

 

[QC]

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Yeah Mikey. You kinda need a map. I drag my boat 4 1/2 hours from So Cal to boat near Vegas. And we got ourselves just a little water within 45 mins

 

[Mikeyboy]

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I know mead is close but that boats not going anywhere. Mostly just trying to be funny guess it failed. :facepalm:

 

[QC]

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Sorry. No fail, but we love our Lake Mead

 

[Mikeyboy]

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I hear it's wonderful. I've been to Vegas a few times but other than going over the damn ine never been on the lake.

 

[QC]

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Joins us over here: http://forums.iboats.com/showthread.php?t=450700&page=47&p=3727271#post3727271

 

[GMC2003]

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http://austin.craigslist.org/boa/2934583447.html Figured I throw this one in here...

 

[redfury]

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http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/boa/2948384438.html I haven't even read this entire ad yet...the picture forced a reflex to post it here....

 

[Mikeyboy]

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Thanks for the heads up, I made sure to read the ad before scrolling to the pic. Well worth the read she's a real jem.

 

[produceguy]

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Re;Great Fishing Boat(LOL) - $3500[SIZE=-1] I think he's mad.[/SIZE]

 

[RogersJetboat454]

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An instant assortment of 35+ potentially scrap outboards with junk trailer included for the nominal fee of $3000.... Or you can pick 5 for $1,000!!!!


http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/bod/2976128158.html

**Just moved my business, a whole pile of trade-ins, abandoned, maybe run, maybe don't, I can't remember them all. Package deal, I counted at least 35 engines, the whole pile including the trailer $3,000.00. Motors without trailer $2,500.00 Pick any 5 for $1,000.00 Will consider trades, no junk please, (I have had enough of the junk business,) Call Jack at 1 508 XXX XXXX. NO I will not go check and see if certain motors are there, or if they run. The only thing I will do is point to the pile and help you hook up the trailer. If you are interested, get off your butt and come look. Bring your own muscle and cash. Trailer not available separately unless someone has bought all the motors. (If I sell parts of the lot, I will make adjustments in the add.) Thanks for looking.**

 

[Aquaman-PSD]

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It looks like the Reading Rainbow Bus inside of a huge jon boat! This has to be a joke.... if not we're all doomed!

 

[jbcurt00]

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Well, anybody going to look should have a good idea ahead of time.......

14 Ft. MFG Niagra. Have Title in hand. This thing is a serious project!! Might not be worth messing with. Transom is shot, Floor is shot, Bow eye pulled thru hull. Someone cut the top off to make a flat deck like a bass boat. But it does have a good title and tag. No trailer.
$50 bucks or ANYTHING close.

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/boa/2979556969.html