Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Hmmmm, with silver's spot price this morning at about $500/lb, I figure this boat is AT LEAST 3lbs, so I should have no problem getting my money back quick on this 1!:facepalm:

Maybe it is a boat lined w/ a vinyl pool liner that happens to be Silver (capitalized?) or it's a Silver boat that has some lines drawn on it.

OOOhhh, maybe it's a tinny that's been polished to such a high shine that it appears to be liquid Silver?:facepalm: Too bad it didn't come with the limited production Golden 150hp Johnson...... That'd be worth its weigh in.....

17ft. Silver lined boat for sale; with 150 horsepower Johnson motor. Asking$ 1500.00. Price includes trailer. For more information call owner at 814-XXX-XXXX.

http://altoona.craigslist.org/boa/2966537197.html

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Beware!! every silver lining has a dark cloud.:)
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Hmmmmm....... Wonder if there's any chance that the trailer is gold plated?
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

idonthaveaname said:
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/2931951647.html

'no motors, no power, needs cleanup. currently partially submerged in 3ft of water...i tried refloating twice but it re-sinks within 8 to 10 hours."

At least the man is being upfront about it.
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enjoy your own personal TITANIC experience!!!!!!!

if you get a few heavy duty larghe capacity pumps, you can relive the experience every weekend with your family and friends!!!!

a steal at $1200.........no ifs, ands or Buts

bob
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I don't even know where to begin with this one

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/boa/2969080466.html

redone cabin? really??? so I'm guessing these pics are the before??? I hope!
"Tilt motor take hole swim plaform" ..um...ok....sure
"the cushions are no god" are they then the anti-Christ?
only $500 for a rotten, possessed boat, such a deal

and what the heck is a "starter sylinoid" anyway
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

PeteyDaMan said:
I don't even know where to begin with this one

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/boa/2969080466.html

redone cabin? really??? so I'm guessing these pics are the before??? I hope!
"Tilt motor take hole swim plaform" ..um...ok....sure
"the cushions are no god" are they then the anti-Christ?
only $500 for a rotten, possessed boat, such a deal

and what the heck is a "starter sylinoid" anyway
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Nice of that guy to only charge you $500 to haul off his junk on your trailer. Wow, it seems like some people just have absolutly no clue what so ever.
 
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http://worcester.craigslist.org/boa/2968919242.html

12.5 mici craft v hull 9.9 johnson sea horse 2 strok electric start,27 thrust turbo trolling motor,trailer,battery,cd player 4 speakers lights,great fishing boat always runs great! 508-333-6198 Rob

this man boats NEAR me?????? are you bleeping kidding me, i bet it never gets to WOT, or it would flip upside down............I might have to follow this with a video camera for a GOOD you-tube video ..........
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Davem3 said:
http://worcester.craigslist.org/boa/2968919242.html

12.5 mici craft v hull 9.9 johnson sea horse 2 strok electric start,27 thrust turbo trolling motor,trailer,battery,cd player 4 speakers lights,great fishing boat always runs great! 508-333-6198 Rob

this man boats NEAR me?????? are you bleeping kidding me, i bet it never gets to WOT, or it would flip upside down............I might have to follow this with a video camera for a GOOD you-tube video ..........
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First time i saw a cd player with 4 speakers in a 12ft. tinny! I must be a retarded, i don't even have one in my 17 ft....
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

PeteyDaMan said:
I don't even know where to begin with this one

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/boa/2969080466.html

redone cabin? really??? so I'm guessing these pics are the before??? I hope!
"Tilt motor take hole swim plaform" ..um...ok....sure
"the cushions are no god" are they then the anti-Christ?
only $500 for a rotten, possessed boat, such a deal

and what the heck is a "starter sylinoid" anyway
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the cabin was redone with a hand grenade!!!!!!!

bob
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

And now we have to start a section called "swim plate forum" . . . WTF? That is one weird ad . . .
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

QC said:
And now we have to start a section called "swim plate forum" . . . WTF? That is one weird ad . . .
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can i gets one of thoose in my princecraft,please????
 
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OMG, i do not even know where to start...............................:facepalm:

http://worcester.craigslist.org/boa/2937212654.html

12' aluminum fishing boat with 5 speed Minn Kota Edge trolling motor. Very light and perfect for fishing. Holds five people comfortably. $750 or BO
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://sarasota.craigslist.org/boa/2961685150.html

SEA-RAY runabout/project I/O parts - $200 (cortezrdwest)

Date: 2012-04-20, 7:27AM EDT
Reply to: ***@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

You MUST TAKE old trailer with you/ you will need trailer/ 941-374-**** CASH

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Beefer said:
http://sarasota.craigslist.org/boa/2961685150.html

SEA-RAY runabout/project I/O parts - $200 (cortezrdwest)

Date: 2012-04-20, 7:27AM EDT
Reply to: ***@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

You MUST TAKE old trailer with you/ you will need trailer/ 941-374-**** CASH

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Can you leave the tree behind?
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BYOC
(bring your own chainsaw)
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Damn mzahn, that's one the best ones in this thread . . . :cool: Would only be better if it said "trailer not included". OMG!!!!!
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Yes, just a little TLC...and a flood. Trailer seems to be buried. What is that guy doing in the background? Nice '65 chevy tailgate included?
 
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