Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

mr300z87

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

At least he spelled trailer correct !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

FlashJim

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

At least he spelled trailer correct !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This guy didn't ...

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/2558568579.html

great river boat - $1500 (59 north)

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old semi v-bottom 25 horse johson and trailor. water ready. had it out last weekend. need a four wheeler for dear season. $1500 obo. willing to trade four wheeler of equal value. call or txt any time

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FlashJim

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Donzy?!?! ... at least it has a "trailor".

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/2573410474.html

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donzy jet boat with trailor , fast. will consider payments with down,

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Beefer

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This guy didn't ...

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/2558568579.html

great river boat - $1500 (59 north)

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old semi v-bottom 25 horse johson and trailor. water ready. had it out last weekend. need a four wheeler for dear season. $1500 obo. willing to trade four wheeler of equal value. call or txt any time

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I thought dear season was around February 14th.... :confused:
 

Kohrah

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Something smells fishy here....

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/boa/2576399723.html

"This is a 1991 Yamaha Waverunner 500, asking 175 or best offer. It doesnt have paperwork but the dmv said if you scratch the VIN it can be registered. There is no battery. It is in really good shape just do not have time to use or put money in. Make an offer worst we can say is no. Thanks "

granted i'm new to boating but the bolded part of the ad just screams illegal as all getout to me.
 

NYBo

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Something smells fishy here....

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/boa/2576399723.html

"This is a 1991 Yamaha Waverunner 500, asking 175 or best offer. It doesnt have paperwork but the dmv said if you scratch the VIN it can be registered. There is no battery. It is in really good shape just do not have time to use or put money in. Make an offer worst we can say is no. Thanks "

granted i'm new to boating but the bolded part of the ad just screams illegal as all getout to me.
I think what the seller means is you would need to bring a rubbing of the HIN to the DMV as proof of the number and take it from there.
 

FlashJim

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Bayliner W/Trailer - $1000

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/2522487539.html

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Needs some lovin', a coil, and a starter... Interior in good shape, but needs seats... Willing to negotiate price...

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mvnvltn

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

"1981 SEARAY 24-26T 21'. HULL IS IN GOOD SHAPE, INTERIOR IS GOOD. HAS MERC 260 AND MERC OUTDRIVE. BOAT NEEDS 1 BRACE IN THE FLOOR REPLACED NOT A BIG JOB, OTHER THAN THAT FLOOR IS GOOD. ENGINE IS FROZEN, HAS LOTS OF NEW PARTS. OUTDRIVE HAS BROKEN FIN, BUT RUNS OK WITHOUT IT. TRAILER IS IN OK COND, BUT NEEDS FRONT BRAKES REPLACED. I HAVE THE HYDRALIC HITCH, BUT REPLACED IT WITH A REG HITCH, TO MOVE IT. BOAT HAS TITLE, TRAILER SOLD WITH BILL OF SALE. $1000.00 OR BEST OFFER.
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http://baltimore.craigslist.org/boa/2579993914.html
 

Mel Taylor

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This wasn't a boat ad but I'm posting the last line here because it scared me so bad. I'm sure the FBI and the Immigration and Naturalization Service each have a whole department set up just to deal with Craigslist scammers.

"I REPORT ALL SCAMS TO FBI AND INS."

http://lascruces.en.craigslist.org/atq/2577920513.html
 

bob johnson

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This wasn't a boat ad but I'm posting the last line here because it scared me so bad. I'm sure the FBI and the Immigration and Naturalization Service each have a whole department set up just to deal with Craigslist scammers.

"I REPORT ALL SCAMS TO FBI AND INS."

http://lascruces.en.craigslist.org/atq/2577920513.html

I am sure that statement has to do with where he lives and who might be his cutomers( showing up at his door) more than he will report the Craigslist ads themselves to those organizations!

bob
 
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